You're so veiny, you probably think this post is about you.

Birdee212 · July 2015

Y'all. I just noticed that my belly looks like it's covered in blue spiderwebs. I thought they were stretch marks at first but no, they are my veins. And they are gross looking. My chest, boobs, and thighs have been like this for awhile but I wasn't expecting to see such a veiny belly.

Anybody else with a body that looks like the Spider-Man suit?

CaitLewis15 · July 2015

Yup. It looks like a map of the US Interstate System from my boobs to my thighs. I thought I had finally gotten my LN line a few weeks ago, but it turns out that it was just a big one the ran vertically underneath my belly button.

Stay sexy, veiny friends...

smlowe9311 · July 2015

Yep. I've been super veiny for a while now. I chalk it up to baby growing and my skin getting thinner. Ahh the joys...

baconlady · July 2015

My belly and boobs are a map of veins ! Plus, I'm so pale they're crazy noticeable . So I'm part of this veiny sexiness . Lol

Birdee212 · July 2015

@CaitLewis15 I thought I finally got my LN too but turns out it was just an indent from the seam in my leggings.

J1D · July 2015

Yup! This post is definitely about me! I'm very pale so I look pretty weird with all these blue and purple squiggles all over me.

anorthro · July 2015

Hahah. The title of this post is so funny. Also, yes, I am one veiny chick.

babymazzei · July 2015

First of all, your title is amazing. I was totally jamming to that song this morning and now I want to go home to watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

I've had the boob veins since about week 8 when I went from a 32A to a 34C overnight. As for on my stomach, it looks like I got one of those sun tattoos around my belly button and seriously regretted it so now its faded.

Sbrouwer0706 · July 2015

It hasn't spread to the belly yet but it's all over my boobs. I get so nervous wearing tops that show any amount of cleavage. Between my hairy belly and my veiny boobs I am feeling mighty sexy lately!

Birdee212 · July 2015

babymazzei said:
First of all, your title is amazing. I was totally jamming to that song this morning and now I want to go home to watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

I've had the boob veins since about week 8 when I went from a 32A to a 34C overnight. As for on my stomach, it looks like I got one of those sun tattoos around my belly button and seriously regretted it so now its faded.

The tattoo visual has me rolling!

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elmann1 · July 2015

Yes! I thought I had bruises on my belly but when I look directly at it in a mirror I see that its all veins! *creeps*

jennylynn103 · July 2015

My boobs and legs are out of control veiny. My legs have always have prominent veins (the fact that I'm so pale that I'm practically translucent doesn't help matters), but in the last couple months I've noticed more and more. Trying not to obsess....

MamaOwl15 · July 2015

I love your title, too.

I have a few scattered spider veins in my legs that showed up during my previous pregnancy and never went away, but nothing too crazy.

But (tmi) . . . I have this one random blue vein on my left boob. My husband looked at me from across the room last night and was like, "what's in your tit?" I looked down and sure enough there's this one blue vein right next to the nipple.

komorebi · July 2015

I'm here for the title.

Krysta6 · July 2015

I just noticed this over the weekend!! My belly and boobs have veins

carlymarie021 · July 2015

My boobies are veiny I think it looks cool. But my legs always had little spider veins it's genetic for me. Kinda sucks but oh well. I kinda try and make little pictures with them. Hahaha

LiveNLove44 · July 2015

I think it just adds to my sex appeal. The veins really bring out the color in my eyes

heytallmama · July 2015

Can't wait to show off this veiny action at an office river-tubing event next week!

satori15 · July 2015

I too, love the title!! My veins are sadly all new spider and varicose veins primarily in my right leg. My shin has a definite sunburst going on right in the middle. The price I pay for my munchkins... And I'm sure standing all day at work hasn't helped.

4littles · July 2015

I'm starting to think we could have a fun game of connect the veins..hubby was oh so nice and pointed mine out the other day..:)

komorebi · July 2015

Oooohh, just put on my shoes and discovered a massive vein on my ankle! It's so cool it's almost scary.

vamomtobe · July 2015

I know, wrong song, but I thought "I'm so veiny" instead of "I'm so fancy" so now that's in my head. They are all over the place but the ones that are bugging me the most are the ones in my hands. They are HUGE and are making me look kind of geriatric.

adcoxmt · July 2015

Hahahaha I can't believe I missed this post until just now given its fabulous title!

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My belly only has a little bit of veiny visibility just yet, but my chest/boobs are crazy blue. Unlike @LiveNLove44 , they don't bring out the color of my eyes...probably for the best since my eyes are brown.

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Birdee212 · July 2015

Thanks for the sexy, veiny love

DeeGreer · July 2015

I look like gollum. Like a slimy sweaty veiny beast. ;;)

Nicole02683 · July 2015

I'm super vainy on my boobs to my tummy! My husband things it's " cool" like a sci fi movie......it creeps me out so I'm not looking anymore......:)

silly514 · July 2015

I'm So happy about this post. Just discovered my first varicose vein near my knee a couple days ago and have been obsessing ever since. I got a couple spider veins with first pregnancy and my belly didn't get really weird until the end. I'm kind of squeamish to begin with so they really gross me out. I keep irritating my husband asking if there are more or it looks worse every night. He does not care at all. Lol