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Antenatal Massage
kaitinperth
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July 2015
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I read this article this afternoon.. It had me in hysterics. Beware of the antenatal massage.
https://www.scarymommy.com/articles/life-is-gross-carry-a-flashlight?section=pregnancy-sucks&u=wRKXJtZKcf
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cav4christ
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July 2015
Oh my good lord. This had me rolling!!! DH did not seem to find it nearly as funny as I did. Thank you so much for sharing!
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JennaAmiDe
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July 2015
LoL
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CMDD
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July 2015
Oh my gosh I laughed so hard I woke DH up this morning. Too funny
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taysun
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July 2015
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Angelface225
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July 2015
The whole massages in tents thing may have been my first clue to GTFO.
Married September 2013, Excited to welcome Baby Thompson December 2015
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fiorip
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July 2015
Thank you for this, so funny and gross!
I'm 29, husband is 30
Together since 2006
Married 01.17.15
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