PSA- Don't poop!

emmiemae08 · July 2015

So... I work in retail at a small town and have a lot of "regulars". One of the few regulars that I actually like(d) and thought was somewhat normal came in and talked about my pregnancy for a while because he has 6 kids. At the end of this conversation he told me that in the last month pregnant women shouldn't poop because they will push out the baby.

Yea...

So I just thought I'd let everyone that has 4 weeks or less to go, don't poop or you will push out the baby. It doesn't matter if you're dilated or not.

countryrhodes90 · July 2015

What?! Omg I just pooped! Hope the baby is still in there!!

Seriously, though?! People amaze me....

heatherxbergeron · July 2015

Oh no!!! I read this while I'm trying to poop! Maybe I should stop...I don't want her to come out this way

pabeybaby · July 2015

So wait, is this what causes pregnancy constipation? No wonder! There's a baby in the way!

emmacake08 · July 2015

So his wife went a month without pooping 6 times?? Lol something tells me they don't communicate well...

bhargrave88 · July 2015

Dying over here!!! Omg. Men!

aluapaniri · July 2015

Hilarious! But I will add that when I actually went into labor last week prematurely I thought I had to poop and was trying to do so. I'm lucky the baby didn't come out in the toilet since my labor was really quick.