You know you're pregnant when...

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• FreshBakedBrownies member

  July 2015

  A donut sounds tempting. I usually gag and cannot stand fried pastry type things!

  

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• minivanmafia member

  July 2015

  When you have gas and dont even try to hide it. Yup. Sorry not Sorry..
  

  
  

  

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• mrs3615 member

  July 2015

  Your shopping cart contains: Cool Whip, Bagel Bites, Peanut Butter, Cereal, Chocolate Chips, and Blueberries. 

  me: 29 DH: 30

  Married 3.6.15

  EDD of Baby S 2.5.16

  
  

  
  

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• PumpkinTi member

  July 2015

  TheBeggsBunch said:

  When you have gas and dont even try to hide it. Yup. Sorry not Sorry..
  

  Luckily I'm sitting in a room by myself today... otherwise... there's no way I could hide it!

  28yo, TTC#2 since 6/2014
  Kiddo #1 = 10 cycles of trying, 1 CP and is now a toddler
  

  TTC#2 since 2/2017

  
  

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• shinyspade member

  July 2015

  You can't tell if you need to vomit or burp...

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• g0lightly8706 member

  July 2015

  The stupidest things make you cry.. I mean come on pull it together girl! Lol

  Married: 8/25/12

  Started TTC: 1/1/14

  BFP: 6/1/15

  Baby Girl Athena Born: 2/7/16

  
  

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• PumpkinTi member

  July 2015

  when someone else is eating something and it makes you either want to vomit or eat ALL of it NOW.

  28yo, TTC#2 since 6/2014
  Kiddo #1 = 10 cycles of trying, 1 CP and is now a toddler
  

  TTC#2 since 2/2017

  
  

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• bredoll member

  July 2015

  When you get really angry at hubby for eating the kiwi in your fruit salad and you normally don't love kiwi. 

  
  

  
  

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• funkypineapple member

  July 2015

  When someone clearing their throat constantly makes you want to vom

  
  
  

  Blog!

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• willkc member

  July 2015

  When the smell of the dinner you're cooking makes you want to hurl

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• cantobean member

  July 2015

  When you think of something good to add to a thread like this and then fall asleep for an hour.

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• wisco29 member

  July 2015

  When everything makes you want to vomit!
  
  When you cry watching ncis
  
  When you cry watching your lo sleep
  
  When you are dehydrated because drinking a normal amount of liquid makes you sick.
  
  When you countdown to lo's nap time so you can take a nap too

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• sheashea407 member

  July 2015

  When you happily eat a salad for lunch and make otherwise healthy choices throughout the day and then at 2pm, go to your work cafeteria and order a hot dog because carrots and hummus will simply. not. cut. it.

  
  

  DD born Feb. 2010. BFP 5/25/15, EDD 2/4/16!

  
  

  

  

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• BoyblueGirlypink member

  July 2015

  When fashion is out the door and comfy clothes are the only thing you wear.
  
  When sitting in weird positions makes you feel better.

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• RRC216 member

  July 2015 edited July 2015

  TheBeggsBunch said:

  When you have gas and dont even try to hide it. Yup. Sorry not Sorry..
  

  @thebeggsbunch Haha YESS!!!! I fart in public!!! Of course it is silent! But do I let them rip!! OH YEAH!!!!!

  
  

   I know I am pregnant when I am buying my favorite foods in bulk!!! Not one... but TEN! Who knows, they might stop making it!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Mommy to my Angel baby Domenico Anjelo M/C 11 weeks 12/20/2014

  C/P 4/15/2015 5 weeks

  BFP 6/15 /15 Due: 2/25/16

  
  

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• Kiek member

  July 2015

  When you fall asleep folding laundry
  
  When strangers ask when you're due (that's happened already :-w )
  
  When you go to the bathroom 5 times a night
  
  When you go to the store to buy kit kat bars, bagels with cream cheese, apples and captain crunch and Reese's puff cereal lol
  
  

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• totmeares member

  July 2015

  When you choose a nap over getting your nails done after work

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• LMMama member

  July 2015

  When you cry because youre locked out of the house. And then make up for that stress with pizza instead of the originally planned healthy dinner.

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• SnowflakeBride06 member

  July 2015

  When nothing sounds good to eat, until suddenly it all sounds good

  
  

  
  

   6/09 right tube loss (fallopian torsion) 12/09 BFP #1 (DD born 9/10)

  8/12 dx Lupus (ANA+/APA-), 12/12 BFP #2  natural m/c 6w 2d 

  TTC#2  since 9/12  50mg Clomid/Ovidrel IUI #1 Beta 10/4=BFN

                               50mg Clomid/Ovidrel IUI #2 Beta 11/1= BFN

                                    100 mg Clomid/Ovidrel IUI #3 Beta 12/26=BFFN

  100 mg Clomid/Ovidrel IUI #4 Beta 2/14= BFFN

  Took a LONG Break

  Lots of Luck and Love BFPB for life KOFMKG

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• wisco29 member

  July 2015

  sheashea407 said:

  When you happily eat a salad for lunch and make otherwise healthy choices throughout the day and then at 2pm, go to your work cafeteria and order a hot dog because carrots and hummus will simply. not. cut. it.

  
  

  Healthy food? I'm lucky if I can eat Half a piece of buttered bread!

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• bbax44 member

  July 2015

  Haha yeah i try to be healthy, but i just want all the carbs! Meat doesn't sound appealing at all. We had ribs last night and i had like 2 bites of mine and that was it, bf ate the rest. I just had all the green beans and cheddar broccoli rice

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• minivanmafia member

  July 2015

  CicchettiFamily said:

  TheBeggsBunch said:

  When you have gas and dont even try to hide it. Yup. Sorry not Sorry..
  

  @thebeggsbunch Haha YESS!!!! I fart in public!!! Of course it is silent! But do I let them rip!! OH YEAH!!!!!

  
  

   I know I am pregnant when I am buying my favorite foods in bulk!!! Not one... but TEN! Who knows, they might stop making it!

  Yeah I accidentally let one slip at work today and totally had to own it, it was bad. I was almost embarrassed. Almost.

  
  

  

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• Nymommy2015 member

  July 2015

  When you are trying to get ready for work and realize you simply CANNOT button your pants... The bloat is real

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• C3Duffy member

  July 2015 edited July 2015

  When you're sitting on the couch in nothing but your underwear and cami and want to barf over the smell of your vag discharge, and you hope to god its just your pregnant nose that notices it.

  
  

  Avid babywearing, breastfeeding, vaccinating, SAHM of M ~ 12/11 and S ~6/13.

  Married New Year's Day 2013

  Previously Clizh, bumping since 2009 and still mourning my platinum medal.

  
  

  
  

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• g8trkim member

  July 2015

  C3Duffy said:

  When you're sitting on the couch in nothing but your underwear and cami and want to barf over the smell of your vag disharge smells, and you hope to god its just your pregnant nose that notices it.

  Lol
  
  On the other end of things, I feel like my breath had been terrible. I always have s gross taste in my mouth.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• minivanmafia member

  July 2015

  C3Duffy said:

  When you're sitting on the couch in nothing but your underwear and cami and want to barf over the smell of your vag disharge smells, and you hope to god its just your pregnant nose that notices it.

  Oh dear god! Bwahahahahaha 

  
  

  

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• brushesnbrunch member

  July 2015

  C3Duffy said:

  When you're sitting on the couch in nothing but your underwear and cami and want to barf over the smell of your vag disharge smells, and you hope to god its just your pregnant nose that notices it.

  Sorry, I laughed really hard...
  

  

  
  

  Married.....09/08/2012
  Baby F.......02/02/2016
  

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• C3Duffy member

  July 2015

  Seriously.... pregnancy can suck my left tat right now. I forgot about the vag stink, every .single. kid. I need to buy baby wipes for myself apparently and grab some scented liners.

  
  

  Avid babywearing, breastfeeding, vaccinating, SAHM of M ~ 12/11 and S ~6/13.

  Married New Year's Day 2013

  Previously Clizh, bumping since 2009 and still mourning my platinum medal.

  
  

  
  

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• minivanmafia member

  July 2015

  Make sure you havnt left a tampon in there too now. @C3duffy

  
  

  

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• C3Duffy member

  July 2015

  When you need to pop a sour hard candy before starting the car because you don't trust the motion combined with vertigo amd nausea to make it 5 mins down the road...

  
  

  Avid babywearing, breastfeeding, vaccinating, SAHM of M ~ 12/11 and S ~6/13.

  Married New Year's Day 2013

  Previously Clizh, bumping since 2009 and still mourning my platinum medal.

  
  

  
  

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• C3Duffy member

  July 2015

  TheBeggsBunch said:

  Make sure you havnt left a tampon in there too now. @C3duffy

  I'm pretty sure my lightning crotch would have vaporized anything up in there by now.
  
  

  
  

  Avid babywearing, breastfeeding, vaccinating, SAHM of M ~ 12/11 and S ~6/13.

  Married New Year's Day 2013

  Previously Clizh, bumping since 2009 and still mourning my platinum medal.

  
  

  
  

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• LEAA14 member

  July 2015

  When the best thing to happen all day is finding an unopened bag of cheesy poofs in your desk that you forgot about.

  Durham, NC

  EDD: 2/20/2016

  

  
  

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• minivanmafia member

  July 2015

  C3Duffy said:

  Make sure you havnt left a tampon in there too now. @C3duffy

  I'm pretty sure my lightning crotch would have vaporized anything up in there by now.

  That some strong shiz. 

  
  

  

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• C3Duffy member

  July 2015

  TheBeggsBunch said:

  
  

  C3Duffy said:

  
  

  TheBeggsBunch said:

  Make sure you havnt left a tampon in there too now. @C3duffy

  I'm pretty sure my lightning crotch would have vaporized anything up in there by now.
  
  

  
  

  That some strong shiz. 
  
  Red hot pokers coming down my vag walls once or twice a day. Effing awful. How is it I forgot about all this first tri lovelieness?! Let's have another baby they said. It will be fun, they said.
  
  

  
  

  Avid babywearing, breastfeeding, vaccinating, SAHM of M ~ 12/11 and S ~6/13.

  Married New Year's Day 2013

  Previously Clizh, bumping since 2009 and still mourning my platinum medal.

  
  

  
  

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• C3Duffy member

  July 2015

  LEAA14 said:

  When the best thing to happen all day is finding an unopened bag of cheesy poofs in your desk that you forgot about.

  Mmmmmm cheese puffs
  
  

  
  

  Avid babywearing, breastfeeding, vaccinating, SAHM of M ~ 12/11 and S ~6/13.

  Married New Year's Day 2013

  Previously Clizh, bumping since 2009 and still mourning my platinum medal.

  
  

  
  

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• notasycophant member

  July 2015

  When you put prunes and prune juice on you shopping list.

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• C3Duffy member

  July 2015

  notasycophant said:

  When you put prunes and prune juice on you shopping list.

  Ugh... right there with you. It's been 3 days since I've been able to take a poop.
  
  Unless you're just having a craving.... awkwarddddd
  

  
  

  Avid babywearing, breastfeeding, vaccinating, SAHM of M ~ 12/11 and S ~6/13.

  Married New Year's Day 2013

  Previously Clizh, bumping since 2009 and still mourning my platinum medal.

  
  

  
  

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• notasycophant member

  July 2015

  I ate a ton last night, hoping for some action today! Meh...nothing to write home about.

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• HBirdie member

  July 2015

  When you're on the same nap schedule as your toddler.

  Married: 8.5.12
  Bunny: 10.9.13
  Jellybean #2 Due: 2.1.16

  
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• paytonpedro member

  July 2015

  TheBeggsBunch said:

  When you have gas and dont even try to hide it. Yup. Sorry not Sorry..
  

  
  My DH was reading over my shoulder and pointed at this and we both literally laughed out loud, for real. So true and funny!
  

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