Funny comments from kids

Jenichael1217 · July 2015

My friend told her 9 year old I was expecting before I made the big announcement and she told him it was a big secret. He very seriously asked, "Does she know she's pregnant?"

Then other day I was tutoring an 11 year old kid and my stomach growled. He asked if the baby was burping or something.

What funny pregnancy comments have you heard?

adecembermom2015 · July 2015

When students find out I'm pregnant the very first thing they always ask is, "Do you even have a husband?!"

MrsBwIVF · July 2015

Our 5 yr old nephew guessed a week before we officially told him and his brother. Apparently, he could tell my stomach was bigger (from bloat, embarrassing).
When I saw him recently, he lectured me and DH on not letting the dogs on my stomach.
"If they jump on your stomach, it's bad. They'd hurt you and we gotta take you to the hospital right away!"
He told us about 5 times, apparently his 7 month along mother had been warning him. He'd also shoo away the dogs.
When we said goodbye he said "Goodbye auntie! I love you! You're pregnant!!!!" And then ran away.

ssn109 · July 2015

We told our 6 yo niece we were pregnant (right after the dog jumped on my stomach and my in laws started freaking out, lol). She looked at me and said "No you're not. You can't be. Do you really have a baby in there?"

Then, she started jumping up and down saying she was so excited to get another sister. She always thinks of her cousins as siblings while her aunts are pregnant

ssn109 · July 2015

Oh, yeah, and we don't know the sex yet, she just assumed it was a girl

redfallon · July 2015

I recorded the heartbeat at my OB appt yesterday. After the nurse left and we were waiting on the NP to come in (OB on vacation), I played the heartbeat for DD who is almost two. She said, "Cookie Monster! Yum yum yum." I guess it kinda sounds like that

vbrannin2010 · July 2015

My 4 year old constantly gives me pregnancy advice like what's safe and what's not. The other day she told me "Mom, I don't care if you and Dad want a boy. I already talked to the little creature in your tummy and told her she's going to be a girl. I'm the big sister, so she'll do what I say." I couldn't stop laughing, but it was serious business to her. She's dead set on not having a brother.
We'll find out in 3 weeks or so. ;-)

tesary · July 2015

The teenager DH and I work with asked if DH was the baby daddy.

jackiesue586 · July 2015

vbrannin2010 said:
My 4 year old constantly gives me pregnancy advice like what's safe and what's not. The other day she told me "Mom, I don't care if you and Dad want a boy. I already talked to the little creature in your tummy and told her she's going to be a girl. I'm the big sister, so she'll do what I say." I couldn't stop laughing, but it was serious business to her. She's dead set on not having a brother.
We'll find out in 3 weeks or so. ;-)

Lol my daughter said she would run away if we have another boy. (We have 2)

She didn't talk to me for a whole day when we found out the sex of the last baby.

hplunkett2883 · July 2015

A little girl at work (I work with a variety of intellectually/ physically disabled people) pointed to my belly and asked "what's in there? " I told her a baby and she just went crazy happy. Not really funny but I thought it was the cutest thing because she had shown more excitement than anyone else.

vbrannin2010 · July 2015

@jackiesue586 Kids are definitely something special :-)

mbielecki · July 2015

A friend of mine told his 4-year-old that I was going to have a baby and he came over and whispered to me, "you know, he's naked in there." Lmao!!!

Katiemstar · July 2015

The first time I saw my 4 year old niece after we told her she said Aunt Katie is there still a baby in your belly? I said yes... And now everytime I see her she says Aunt Katie I know you still have that baby in your belly! And then she always asks when it's going to come out and why its there and how it got there lol

rachael2784 · July 2015

When my belly button popped out with my last pregnancy, my nephew said, "That's Baby (insert last name)'s nose."

rachael2784 · July 2015

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tewinkle27 · July 2015

My daughter says "I have an alien brother!" She was there when we had our first 2d/3d ultrasound xD

vppittman · July 2015

My 3 year old nephew keeps looking in my belly button for the baby and saying "I can't see it! It's too dark in there!" My five year old niece said, "yay! I won't be the only girl kid anymore. I'm going to teach her to be a princess!"

hallie619 · July 2015

My 8 year old step son asked if it was gonna hurt when I pooped the baby out

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littleSkittle14 · July 2015

One of my 2nd grade students told me "my mom had 6 babies... Are you going to have 6 babies??" His mom had them all one at a time (he was #5), but apparently he was concerned that they might all come at once for me lol

I also got the standard "how did the baby get in there" and "how is the baby going to get out?" Before I could answer, one of the boys responds "well they take a giant knife and cut ya strait across the middle!!!" He also had hand motions for the cutting and pulling the baby out. It was so great!

groovylocks · July 2015

I was in Target checking out their meager (but awesome!) maternity clothes (seriously the t shirts are the best thing ever)

So this lady and her little kid walk by. The kid is really into fashion. Either that or he's really into making his mom happy. In any event, he's trying to help her pick out clothes and telling her what looks pretty and what doesn't.. really sweet little guy.

So they're walking by the maternity section and the kid says "What about that dress mommy?" and she says "No honey, that's just for mommies who are going to have babies"

So the kid says (about me i assume, i was the only person in the section) "Mommy, is that lady going to have a baby?" and the mom goes "Maybe she is!" and the kid goes "Will we get to see the baby get bornt right now?"

o_o Ok.

MrsBwIVF · July 2015

My SIL is 7 months along. While hanging out with her and her family today, my 5 year old nephew, who warned me about dogs on my stomach, told us a great story.
Apparently, they drove past a Buy Buy Baby and he asked, straight faced, "If we don't like the new baby, is that where we can sell him back?"
How do they think of this stuff?
Eta: when I left, he hugged me goodbye, kissed my belly and yelled "bye babies!!!"

bbrady1031 · July 2015

My step daughter told me that the reason I was constipated was because I would poop the baby out if I pushed too hard! I died laughing!! She said it with the straightest most serious face ever!!!

sharonholck28 · July 2015

These are all so great!! Keep them coming ladies

hummingbird35 · July 2015

I was trying on clothes in motherhood maternity and the lady in the next stall had her young son with her... I think he was trying very hard to be good bc he first asked when they were going to leave, got a regular 'after we're done' answer, and then proceeded to say 'mommy! you look beauuuutiful!' after everything she tried on. and then at the end he asked if they could leave again

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ammnam14 · July 2015

I could write a novel about my bratty nephews..mind you I have 8 blood nephews. I asked if they wanted a girl or boy cousin and they said "boys are cooler I'll pick on the baby if it's a girl ewwww". And then followed it with "I love you auntie even if you have dots on your face and a hair on your chin." Thanks pregnancy hormones for making me a pimply hair monster. Lol

navyblueladybug · July 2015

I told my 2 year old nephew there was a baby in my tummy. We were both standing and facing each other. He looked at me very seriously and then lifted up my shirt to see if he could see it! It was so cute!

My DH also likes to tell the story of our other nephew... When SIL told him she was going to have another baby and it was in her tummy he said, "Why did you eat the baby?!" Hahaha!

donna122 · July 2015

The other day I was riding in the backseat with our 6 year old nephew. He saw my Preggie Pop Drop candies. About 10 mins later he said, "Melissa, were you taking these before you got pregnant?" I replied no and he said "oh really, are you sure because that is probably how you got pregnant in the first place". I said yeah let's go with that method for now!

haylierm · July 2015

I left my job as a nanny not too long ago, but I was there for a few weeks after I found out I was pregnant. One of the little girls that I watched was asking about the baby in my tummy. I had really bad morning sickness so I was sort of milking that to try to get the kids to go easy on me. So she asks "oh, the baby in your tummy makes your tummy hurt?" And I said yeah, its hard work to grow a baby. And she sort of frowned and then said, "I don't want that to happen to me, I'll just be a daddy!" I cracked up and said that was a pretty good idea. Then she looks me dead on and says "you should have thought of that!" Lmao! Shamed by a 4 year old!

holly1811 · July 2015

In mcdonalds with my 3 year old yesterday. When a new born started crying, my son looked at me with out hesitation and told me "hmmm mum your babys crying" lol

Lindsay4984 · July 2015

My friend's 3 year old boy is certain the baby is in my boob... He cracks me up!

My 9 year old son is so protective over this baby already. Constantly asks if it's safe for me to eat certain things, even as I'm already devouring it. "Yes, buddy. It's safe for the baby if I eat this tub of ice cream." But thanks for making me feel guilty. Really hoping I can give him the sister he's begging for.

susiaustin · July 2015

My niece has been convinced since the moment she knew there was a baby in my tummy that it is a girl and no one could tell her differently; well pregnancy #12 she's called and been right on

she's good at predicting. Well she told my mom the other day that "her color is pink, Asher's favorite color is blue, and Evangeline's is purple so we need to buy purple presents for my baby". Sorry kid she'll be in pink or yellow, Auntie Susi doesn't like purple and until she can chose I do.

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