1) name something you trip over in the middle of the night when you get up to pee.....
2) name something a new parent does to get their baby to sleep
3) name a part of your body that makes noise
4) name something that angers drivers the most
5) name the thing parents miss the most about their pre baby lives
6) if your sex life had a remote control ... Name the button you'd hit a lot.....
7) name something you'd take with you in your casket when your buried
8) name something you feel
Self conscious about when doing alone
9) name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into your house
10) name something you wear in your house but not in public
Re: Family feud new edition!!!! 6/17
2) pray...... Lol just kidding drive around maybe ?!
3) my mouth. I never shut up. Also my ankles they crack like an old cow lol
4) Personally ppl who don't use their blinker piss me off the most
5) well I'm not there yet but if I had to guess Id say the freedom of grabbing a beer with friends whenever they want
6) the pause button. Sometimes you just need longer sex!!!!
7) my mom and aunts slipped a Vicks Enema bag in my great aunts casket because that was her cure for everything! Lol.... Ummm maybe wine. Oh how I love thee.......
8) eating alone in a restaurant
9) probably wouldn't want to see me breastfeeding a baby..... Confusion would occur lol
10) I wear granny panties just to hang out.... I'm talking big ol cotton Hanes her way. I'm to the point where pants are stupid.
2. Rock
3. Mouth
4. No blinker
5. Drinking
6. Pause
7. Pictures
8. Eating in a rest.
9. Me pumping
10. Bathrobe
~ also laundry. Or maybe DH's shoes
2) name something a new parent does to get their baby to sleep
~ whiskey? Just kidding
3) name a part of your body that makes noise
~ my tummy, I'm starving!
4) name something that angers drivers the most
~ speeding to excess in a neighborhood or school zone really pisses me off. That and ignoring stop signs (I'm talking to you, NY drivers)
5) name the thing parents miss the most about their pre baby lives
~ whiskey? Just kidding
6) if your sex life had a remote control ... Name the button you'd hit a lot.....
~ Play. Girl ain't got none for a ways
7) name something you'd take with you in your casket when your buried
~ Books
8) name something you feel
Self conscious about when doing alone
~ Going to the gym (ha! Its been forever since I went and 'worked out'. But that's because of this very reason) I feel like everyone is looking at me and passing judgement
9) name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into your house
~ my hypothetical shotgun from a few quizzes ago
10) name something you wear in your house but not in public
~ Breathe Right Nasal Strip
My dog
2) name something a new parent does to get their baby to sleep
Walk in circles for hours at a time
3) name a part of your body that makes noise
My bones/joints have been popping a lot more recently
4) name something that angers drivers the most
Getting tailgated
5) name the thing parents miss the most about their pre baby lives
Sleep!!!
6) if your sex life had a remote control ... Name the button you'd hit a lot.....
Repeat? When I was feeling frisky, I liked to do it multiple times before leaving the bed.
7) name something you'd take with you in your casket when you're buried
I hope DH and I die at the same time. So a double casket with him by me would be nice.
8) name something you feel
Self conscious about when doing alone
Taking my car to get serviced. DH doesn't know what he's talking about either, but at least they look at him like he's competent.
9) name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into your house
The end of the barrel of my gun
10) name something you wear in your house but not in public
Birthday suit
pillows.. they're everywhere
2) name something a new parent does to get their baby to sleep
swaddle
3) name a part of your body that makes noise
ankles.. so cracky
4) name something that angers drivers the most
people who leave their blinkers on for miles
5) name the thing parents miss the most about their pre baby lives
quiet
6) if your sex life had a remote control ... Name the button you'd hit a lot.....
rewind... i miss non-pregnant banging. so much more fun
7) name something you'd take with you in your casket when your buried
bottle of wine
8) name something you feel Self conscious about when doing alone
pretty much any thing these days. i'm massive and need to use the buddy system
9) name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into your house
an angry, pregnant woman with a bat
10) name something you wear in your house but not in public
wife beaters with no bra
Pet stairs (ouch)
2) name something a new parent does to get their baby to sleep
Dance
3) name a part of your body that makes noise
No one's said butts? Seriously?
Obviously butts. Because I'm a child.
4) name something that angers drivers the most
Driving waaayyyy under the speed limit in the passing lane
5) name the thing parents miss the most about their pre baby lives
Being able to be totally spontaneous
6) if your sex life had a remote control ... Name the button you'd hit a lot.....
Also play, or menu. I could handle picking the options.
7) name something you'd take with you in your casket when your buried
Books
8) name something you feel
Self conscious about when doing alone
Currently, going to the grocery store. People try to "help" me get cases of water or dog food and it makes me feel like I'm broken.
9) name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into your house
The gun safe. It's huge, but not actually full of guns. It looks super intimidating, though.
10) name something you wear in your house but not in public
Whale pants, may they rest in peace. (New ones to be here tomorrow. Yas)
- my dog...every damn night!
2) name something a new parent does to get their baby to sleep
- late night car rides...I know my parents had to do that with my sister.
3) name a part of your body that makes noise
-my joints...they are popping something fierce these days.
4) name something that angers drivers the most
- not understanding how to merge...GAH!
5) name the thing parents miss the most about their pre baby lives
- never experiencing a blow out
6) if your sex life had a remote control ... Name the button you'd hit a lot.....
- the on demand button
7) name something you'd take with you in your casket when your buried
- my wedding band set
8) name something you feel
Self conscious about when doing alone
- eating in a restaurant
9) name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into your house
- the granny panties I've accumulated this pregnancy.
10) name something you wear in your house but not in public
- my Jurassic park t-shirt that no longer covers my belly
My own feet
2) name something a new parent does to get their baby to sleep
3) name a part of your body that makes noise
4) name something that angers drivers the most
5) name the thing parents miss the most about their pre baby lives
6) if your sex life had a remote control ... Name the button you'd hit a lot.....
7) name something you'd take with you in your casket when your buried
I always say I want to be buried in really high heels, I figure that's the one time you can wear really uncomfortable shoes without your feet hurting
8) name something you feel Self conscious about when doing alone
9) name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into your house
10) name something you wear in your house but not in public
Accent pillows
2) name something a new parent does to get their baby to sleep
shushing
3) name a part of your body that makes noise
stomach
4) name something that angers drivers the most
no turn signal
5) name the thing parents miss the most about their pre baby lives
traveling
6) if your sex life had a remote control ... Name the button you'd hit a lot.....
volume up
7) name something you'd take with you in your casket when your buried
wedding ring
8) name something you feel
Self conscious about when doing alone
running
9) name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into your house
alarm system
10) name something you wear in your house but not in public
husband's clothes
DS toys.
2) name something a new parent does to get their baby to sleep
Sushing, rocking and walking around in circles.
3) name a part of your body that makes noise
My stomach when I'm hangry (hungry and angry)
4) name something that angers drivers the most
TRAFFIC!
5) name the thing parents miss the most about their pre baby lives
I wouldn't trade my current life for anything in the world but I miss living by myself my own apartment. T'was my single, sexy, free days. Sorta like Carrie Bradshaw. Le sigh...
6) if your sex life had a remote control ... Name the button you'd hit a lot.....
Record
7) name something you'd take with you in your casket when your buried
Photo albums.
8) name something you feel
Self conscious about when doing alone
Talk or laugh to myself at the jokes in my head.
9) name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into your house
Me pumping and nursing my baby at the same time.
10) name something you wear in your house but not in public
DH's boxers and shirts
-my dogs paws, he always sleeps on my side of the bed on the floor
2) name something a new parent does to get their baby to sleep
-rock them? Idk...she's not here yet
3) name a part of your body that makes noise
-99% of the time I'm grunting or making a weird noise trying to get up
4) name something that angers drivers the most
-slow drivers in the fast lane
-people that can't merge on the highway
-people that tailgate when you're already speeding!!!
(I have issues on the road lol)
5) name the thing parents miss the most about their pre baby lives
-sleep maybe ?
6) if your sex life had a remote control ... Name the button you'd hit a lot.....
-HAHAHHAHAHA. Sex life?! What's that?? Its been some time....so I guess Play.
7) name something you'd take with you in your casket when your buried
-pictures of loved ones
8) name something you feel
Self conscious about when doing alone
-eating out at a restaurant... I feel so weird
9) name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into your house
-my 90lb doberman meeting him at the door
.....if he stays more than 5 seconds he'll realize he'd probably just want to play though. Fail.
10) name something you wear in your house but not in public
- No pants or bra !