My kid did what?

emmacake08 · June 2015

One of my kids just toddled over smiling with a screw in his mouth that he patiently removed from an outlet cover. You guys have any funny/horror stories or the littles in your life and what their tiny hands and minds are capable of?

SassetteSmurfling · June 2015

Ya know the super mega ginormous pads they give you after child birth? This morning DS (age 2) must have gotten out of bed and explored the closet and found one. He opened it up and came in my bedroom saying "this diaper mommy? This diaper?"

Kids are crazy.

kelseyrayay · June 2015

This isn't my kid but I teach a class on Wednesday night for church of 4 and 5 year olds and this kid says I don't like the word shih tzu because it's sounds like and I stopped him and said don't say that word. Stop while your at it. He looks at me and says "shit. Shit shit"

jlsweets · June 2015

Not any horror stories (well horror to me) but my morning started off rough- DS playing in his playroom when I see him come waddling out with a lump in his pants- he pooped his pants and it was all over his legs EVERYWHERE- I hadn't even finished my one cup of coffee I savor every morning - I clean everything up, then he pees in his potty seat, tries to remove the yellow cup to dump it in the toilet but misses and it spills all over (

He has done so well with potty training but if he is really into playing with something he won't stop unless I check in on him- his reasoning this morning was that he had to get all of his trains connected first - 3 year old problems

toccoaparker · June 2015

Bahahah @jlsweets we went to a family reunion a couple weeks ago, my son had been doing so good potty training so I let him wear his big boy underwear. All the kids were outside playing when my oldest niece walks baby boy in, with poop running all the way down both of his shorts legs in between his toes; in front of everyone X_X when we first arrived my family looked so nice and put together, by the time we left I was the crazy pregnant lady with the shit-covered kid!

CaliforniaDream87 · June 2015

So, I have the flu. Seriously, horrible. My Dr. gave me some meds that I can take. I did read that this particular cough syrup can make one drowsy but....eh, not me.

I guess I drifted off to sleep for not even 2 minutes while my little man was watching his phonic video. I woke up and immediately jumped up. I then looked to my right and I saw powder....baby powder...all over the carpet. I'm thinking "oh God, where is he?". I open the closet door and he is standing there with the powder, squirting it everywhere while having the biggest smile on his face. There is powder EVERYWHERE. I felt horrible. However, he was the cutest powdered cover little boy I had ever seen.

Mommy of the year award here

Miz_Liz · June 2015

@CaliforniaDream87 feel better soon!! So hard to be mad when they are so blasted cute!

amylianne · June 2015

@jlsweets that's actually some fabulous attention span for a little man! Unfortunate outcome, but hey!

breezymeema7 · June 2015

I was putting a pantyliner on when DD1 asks me if she could put stickers on her panties too.

Miz_Liz · June 2015

breezymeema7 said:

I was putting a pantyliner on when DD1 asks me if she could put stickers on her panties too.

Classic lol!

hclzmm14 · June 2015

About two months ago, I noticed my DD was being super quiet, so obviously she was doing something she knows she shouldn't. I go to see what she is up to, and say "what are you doing?" And she jumps up and takes a dead wasp out of her mouth and hands it to me. Wasps are my phobia, so I almost died, then realized the stinger was gone. I looked EVERYWHERE for it and never did find it. She survived obviously lol but it gave me the major heebie-jeebies :-&

ashbash1012 · June 2015

My three year old, I was walking and I stopped and said "ouch", she came up to me and says "mom mom, did my brother kick you butt?" I couldn't help but to laugh!

Gooblin · June 2015

I have many because I have three kids and my oldest is 12 but the grossest omg moment that comes to mind is my second son coming out of the bathroom at 17 months old sucking on his pacifier and brown goo coming out the sides! Yes, my son ate his brothers poo!! I felt like throwing up and was very worried. He never did get sick but yah grossest thing ever!!

breezymeema7 · June 2015

Gooblin said:

I have many because I have three kids and my oldest is 12 but the grossest omg moment that comes to mind is my second son coming out of the bathroom at 17 months old sucking on his pacifier and brown goo coming out the sides! Yes, my son ate his brothers poo!! I felt like throwing up and was very worried. He never did get sick but yah grossest thing ever!!

I would straight up puke.

Baby2HG · June 2015

Gooblin said:
I have many because I have three kids and my oldest is 12 but the grossest omg moment that comes to mind is my second son coming out of the bathroom at 17 months old sucking on his pacifier and brown goo coming out the sides! Yes, my son ate his brothers poo!! I felt like throwing up and was very worried. He never did get sick but yah grossest thing ever!!

OMG now that is gross!!!!!! Sorry.

Lalala2326 · June 2015

Baby2HG said:

I have many because I have three kids and my oldest is 12 but the grossest omg moment that comes to mind is my second son coming out of the bathroom at 17 months old sucking on his pacifier and brown goo coming out the sides! Yes, my son ate his brothers poo!! I felt like throwing up and was very worried. He never did get sick but yah grossest thing ever!!
OMG now that is gross!!!!!! Sorry.

lol A friend of mine a few weeks ago told me her oldest who is a young 2 came up to her one morning and shoved his fingers in her mouth and said "bubba pooped!" Yea. He had stuck his fingers in his little brother's poop before shoving them in her mouth...

toccoaparker · June 2015

"Mom I just brushed the rocks teeth, I used a lot of strawberry toothpaste" shows me wet rocks in his hand. While looking at them I ask, "well what toothbrush did you use?", "I used mine

" he is so proud of the rocks clean teeth :-?

bhargrave88 · June 2015

My DD loves chalk and has a chalkboard inside but I don't let her have free reign with them. I gave her some while I went to the bathroom. I came out and I realize she is BLUE all over her face. And my carpet. She looked like a straight up smurf... Seriously. But she was so proud lol.

Then there's the time she grabbed my shirt and pulled it down when she was 3 months old, only she exposed my lovely boobs to my ex head boss.. Who I had just ran in to. He luckily looked away, embarrassed.. And then once I went to put her in the ergo whilst in Walmart. I forgot I was wearing a sun dress that came above the knee with some skimpy undergarments so I wouldn't have panty lines.. Let's just say I flashed my boobs to some ladies (who stood there watching me with a screaming then 1 year old attempting to get into the ergo), as I am wrestling my extremely fussy toddler into the carrier and the chest strap got caught, then as I tried to shift her and the carrier to my back, my dress was caught in the carrier and hiked up when I shifted it.. So yeah, I flashed the front and my backside .. Lol. I was a little pissed off that these ladies (who were moms as well) didn't even offer to help me any.. I would have!

Then husband and I were sitting by one another and DD let out a huge grown man fart.. DH is still convinced it was me..

And there's the time she got my eyeliner and made me a pretty picture...

Usually she saves her "into mischief" moments for when I'm stuck pooping.. Like every single time.. I have a list!

sjra1028 · June 2015

My kids went outside to build a construction site with their hotwheels cars.... They came back in covered from head to toe in dirt. How did they get dirt in their hair like that?! They were very proud of themselves, but I sent their butts to the tub!

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