Wtf husband's work?!? His company merged in the fall last year and he never signed on for travel (just regional, car day trips). I just learned that he has to go to another client site in June (all but 1 week is now open this month now). He just finished traveling every single week in May too I miss my hubs and he's not happy about this travel either! Time to job search??
I just got finished cleaning my fridge, tossed the bag of baby carrots me and kids have been snacking on for a while now- the expiration date was April 2015!! Wtf super carrots? How did you still look so delightfully orange and super crunchy? Also, wtf self for not noticing these magic carrots have been in the fridge for two months?!
@toccoaparker we must have the same super carrots. My early FFFC...they weren't rotten or mushy so I put the rest of them of the bbq yesterday for supper. Tasted fine :P
WTF is with the resident doctor at my check up today saying to me "wow feels like your going to have a big baby" - then in the next sentence saying "but you can't really tell from just feeling". Alright - then shut it, why are you even trying to guess?
In fairness he did tell me that I passed my GD test - so I guess I will forgive, but still I was a little caught off guard with the implication I already had a tank in my belly at 28 weeks.
Wtf to myself and/or the world... I feel like lately I've come across a lot of rude people, and anytime I try defending myself, I'm the bad guy! I'm getting tired of it.
Wtf insulin receptors?? You've worked just fine my whole life and my twin pregnancy and now you've decided to go bat sh*t crazy and not process insulin?? I think I'm going through all the stages of grief to accept that I'll be on insulin soon (hasn't happened yet but even with watching my carbs the numbers are still high). Right now I'm at anger X(
Wtf pair of hemorrhoids that developed!! They hurt so much when I move that I get waves of nausea. When the nurse told me on the phone just to get over the counter cream, I pathetically cried while sitting on an ice pack placed in my special cushion. Also, wtf walgreens for putting prep h and tucks on the very bottom shelf. I can barely stand let alone bend!
WTF doctors?? Can you not all get on the same page so that I can just lose 1 full day of work a week to visit y'all instead of 3 half days because you all don't want to work the same day of the week. UGH!!!
Cody Lane - 4/22/2004 Colten James - 9/9/2005 Isabella Ann - 7/20/2012 SURPRISE!!! Emma Leigh - due 8/27/2015 (c-section date 8/7/2015)
WTF co-workers! DO YOUR JOB! Don't give me half ass orders and expect me to fill in the blanks. You better believe I turned that shit in half way done and when it came back I pointed my big fat swollen finger at you. I'm not going to follow you around and ask you questions about an order that should take 3 minutes to fill out. Pssshh...people I swear X(
Wtf sil.... Ran out of picture invites that I order and got after waiting two weeks. Sent her ones I made from Walgreens started ww3 I'm now a horrible aunt and she wants nothing to do with me or my husband. Cause we never spend time with them and I didn't put my infant niece in my wedding. Oh and my mil is acting crazy about the invites also. If you cared so much you should have asked to help instead of again letting my mom and sister do everything!! The phone works both ways!!! We don't expect you to pay or help unless you want to!
Wtf husband doesn't tell me any of this till he's at work and can us the excuse he's at work and can't talk.
Wtf emotions I'm done crying this week I just want to feel normal!!
Wtf leg cramps??!! Why must you wake me up and and make me feel such horrendous pain! Pretty sure if I chopped my leg off with a rusty knife it would hurt less. Dammit I want a full nights sleep.
Also, wtf friend. She is due early Sep and told me today that she hopes he comes early August/late July because she is scared of labor and "pushing out a smaller baby won't hurt as much." She also told me she won't be getting her tdap vaccine because she is scared of needles and "the fear is greater than the benefit of the shot." Yeah. Go hang in the NICU with a preemie or a baby with whooping cough. You'll change your mind REAL fast.
Also, wtf friend. She is due early Sep and told me today that she hopes he comes early August/late July because she is scared of labor and "pushing out a smaller baby won't hurt as much." She also told me she won't be getting her tdap vaccine because she is scared of needles and "the fear is greater than the benefit of the shot." Yeah. Go hang in the NICU with a preemie or a baby with whooping cough. You'll change your mind REAL fast.
This always cracks me up...a fear of a vaccine that could save your baby literally. I would kindly remind her that a little pinch is NOTHING compared to pushing a baby out of your vagina.
Wtf big old stink bug that flew on my shoulder while driving today I about had a heart attack. I'm now even more uncomfortable and itchy. Oh and WTF preschool I work at. I have never worked somewhere with more outbreaks. In the last month there has been ringworm, pinworm, mono, poisen ivy, and now scabies! Ugh I'm so glad my last day is next Tuesday. I think I'll go take a shower now.
WTF pool. Clean yourself. I'm sick of skimming and vacuuming and scrubbing mean what the heck. Oh and wtf 4 year old boy you cannot eat candy just because you ate your lunch!!!!!!!
Wtf coworkers, putting the pregnant lady in the busiest area of the kitchen, which involves quite a bit of lifting and bending and all sorts of things I can barely do, and then piling all sorts of extra work on me. No. Just no. Then you all ask why I'm in a pissy mood? Ugh.
WTF cat, stop acting like a dog! All this kitty does is cry at the door now until he gets his way by melting my heart. Why did I ever buy this leash!!!! ::smacks forehead::
@Miz_Liz they have definitely chilled out some. I think I'm just off today or I'm getting a bug. Tummy cramps, puking, and hot flashes = no fun. Thanks for checking on me though
@Miz_Liz they have definitely chilled out some. I think I'm just off today or I'm getting a bug. Tummy cramps, puking, and hot flashes = no fun. Thanks for checking on me though
@Miz_Liz they have definitely chilled out some. I think I'm just off today or I'm getting a bug. Tummy cramps, puking, and hot flashes = no fun. Thanks for checking on me though
Maybe it was those magic carrots Hahaha. But really, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Stomach bugs alone are horrible but pregnant stomach bugs are a whole other ball game. :-q
Re: WTF Wednesday - 6/03
Also, wtf self for not noticing these magic carrots have been in the fridge for two months?!
WTF me.. I feel like super bitch today! I hate everyone and everything for no good reason. Everyone is pissing me off. I should just go home.
Colten James - 9/9/2005
Isabella Ann - 7/20/2012
SURPRISE!!! Emma Leigh - due 8/27/2015 (c-section date 8/7/2015)
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Wtf husband doesn't tell me any of this till he's at work and can us the excuse he's at work and can't talk.
Wtf emotions I'm done crying this week I just want to feel normal!!
I was about to say the same thing - load up on water!! Praying for you that they stop soon. Keep us posted!!
This always cracks me up...a fear of a vaccine that could save your baby literally. I would kindly remind her that a little pinch is NOTHING compared to pushing a baby out of your vagina.
Did the BH's stop @breezymeema7 ?
Definitely no fun! Get better soon!!