Did I hurt my baby?

Anna&Matt · January 2009

I ate 2 chocolate cupcakes (and I normally hate chocolate), ate a fingernail of feta and then rolled down a hill with my toddler. Oh and I drank 3 cups of coffee this morning. Then my dog jumped and gave me a gut punch with her paws so I had a martini. Do you think my baby's ok?

Lyssapee · January 2009

You almost made me squirt coffee out of my nose.

aggie_teacher · January 2009

Absolutely! This just means that, thanks to rolling down the hill, s/he will want his/her martinis shaken, not stirred.

Monkeybuttwhat · January 2009

I am a doctor I recommend doing all of the above

Finger full of feta lol

I just broke out catpis for 0-6 last night

Anna&Matt · January 2009

Oh right. I should have mentioned that I regularly let my cat piss on the bed and lay in it rather than getting up and changing the sheets/taking a shower. damn it, I knew I forgot one.?

Tonto12 · January 2009

That feta will only hurt you if you stayed in the bed while the cat pissed all over you for at least an hour.

armandos_girl · January 2009

Awesome. But you forgot to log in as your AE to do this! Silly Anna.

nikisnow · January 2009

Have you peed on drano yet to see what you are having?

Monkeybuttwhat · January 2009

lol armandos so true

tadasa74 · January 2009

Eating feta is not bad for you. I read that it is only dangerous to use it as a face cream without heating it to 250 degrees.

Anna&Matt · January 2009

nikisnow:
Have you peed on drano yet to see what you are having?

It turned purple with pink polka dots. I guess I'm having an alien baby.?

nikisnow · January 2009

Anna&Matt:
nikisnow:
Have you peed on drano yet to see what you are having?
It turned purple with pink polka dots. I guess I'm having an alien baby.

TWIN alien babies. Polka dots always mean twins.

pnwjess · January 2009

Anna&Matt:
nikisnow:
Have you peed on drano yet to see what you are having?
It turned purple with pink polka dots. I guess I'm having an alien baby.?

No, that means you're having purple babies with pink polka dots on them.

Anna&Matt · January 2009

JessicalovesTrevor:
Anna&Matt:
nikisnow:
Have you peed on drano yet to see what you are having?
It turned purple with pink polka dots. I guess I'm having an alien baby.?
No, that means you're having purple babies with pink polka dots on them.

Score! I can pimp them out and be RICH!!! Oh the things I can do with that money from pimping my polka-dotted babies out...?

mrsDinMarch07 · January 2009

i'm so glad catpiss got worked in.

If you did hurt your baby you can always make amends by delivering a mexican baby in a house while the (mexican) grandma looks on. Make sure to rub it down to get it to breathe.

cedge05 · January 2009

Depends, was the martini shaken or stirred?

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