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FML embarrassing tale

lovebamalifelovebamalife member
in May 2015 Moms
So was at the mall getting a dress for my baby shower, and I tripped and fell. There was a small amount of water in the walkway, wouldn't even consider it a puddle. Which annoyed me because I'm pretty sure if I wasn't pregnant I would not have fallen. And then to make matters worse I couldn't get back up! A complete stranger had to help me. And i now have a scab on my knee like a child. Ugh, the joys of being 8&1\2 months pregnant!
I then leave the mall to get a pedicure because I can no longer reach my feet. This is literally the only day I can do it since I work every day until the shower. The first two nail places are closed! Not permanently, just for the day. A supposedly fun day off, not ruined, but derailed by pregnancy.

Anyone else have a funny/embarrassing/just need to vent story?
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Re: FML embarrassing tale

  • kmb0324kmb0324 member
    edited April 2015
    Sympathizing with your fall story completely!!

    I totally ate shit leaving my Obgyn's office the other day righhht in front of the clinic!! Some guy rolled down his window to ask if I was ok.. I made it back to my car after also struggling to get up, called my husband who insisted I go back in for monitoring! I was so extremely embarrassed I cried!!! Which then made me more embarrassed... I was wet and covered in grass and had about 4-5 more errands to run. I was irritated to say the least but atleast baby boy was okay.. Even tho I kinda fell on my stomach.

    Apparently my balance is a little off at almost 9months..
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  • mhilpisch10mhilpisch10 member
    I was holding my cat and trying to get out of bed last night and I could not get up. It's so hard not having ab muscles. I felt and looked like a turtle on its back. Or like from a Christmas story "ralphy help I can't get up"
    Married 6-1-13
    Sebastian 3-11-14
    Simon 5-2-15
    Baby #3 Due 9-29-16
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  • mhilpisch10mhilpisch10 member
    Well idk that we actually lose them! Haha but I know that they spread apart and I couldn't do a sit up to save my life.
    Married 6-1-13
    Sebastian 3-11-14
    Simon 5-2-15
    Baby #3 Due 9-29-16
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  • MrsWhiteToBeMrsWhiteToBe member
    Well that was what my dr said, that one of the reasons preggos can feel so clumsy is that we don't have our abs to keep us stable (in addition to the front-loaded belly weight of course).
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  • mhilpisch10mhilpisch10 member
    MrsWhiteToBe said:

    Well that was what my dr said, that one of the reasons preggos can feel so clumsy is that we don't have our abs to keep us stable (in addition to the front-loaded belly weight of course).

    I figured as much! (Just didnt want to act like I knew for sure since I didnt ha) It is such a helpless feeling sometimes!
    Married 6-1-13
    Sebastian 3-11-14
    Simon 5-2-15
    Baby #3 Due 9-29-16
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  • mrscimino914mrscimino914 member
    duynguyen51 said:

    I usually take walk on break with a coworker. One day we were walking and talking and I let out a loud fart. Omg I was so embarrassed !

    Omg yes!!!! This was me, when I was working, my farts weren't loud but they were deadly and when their is only you and another person standing there. The other figures it out lol. I tried With all my might to hold them in haha.
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  • mamajama3mamajama3 member
    I got stuck in between two counters at work last week- for some reason I thought I could fit through...nope...didn't happen. Luckily the one person who saw me smiled- I would have laughed at me being all wedged in there haha.
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  • peteresapeteresa member
    On Easter I was all dressed up for the Holiday and my hubby decided to go in the backyard and put together our toddler's swing set so I decided to sit in a camping chair to keep him company and plunk there I went falling through the chair...I guess I had sat down on it like I still weighed 135 or something!!!! My legs were spread apart and my kankles were up next to my head and I had to stay that way until my hubby came over to me and pulled me up and out of the metal frame....I just about DIED!!! I was so embarrassed and now my back is all twisted up and I now see a physical therapist! Ba hum bug!
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  • thing3onthewaything3ontheway member
    I can sympathize with the falling. I fell so bad in the parking lot I skinned my knees and have blood gushing all over the place I had to get my toddlers into the truck where I closed the door and violently swore and balled my eyes out. They currently hurt so bad I can't sleep :(. Better my knees then my tummy especially as hard as I fell.
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  • ArcadianDreamsArcadianDreams member
    duynguyen51 said:

    I usually take walk on break with a coworker. One day we were walking and talking and I let out a loud fart. Omg I was so embarrassed !

    I did this in front of my husband the other day. I was so embarrassed. And so of course the first thing he does is say "Way to go" which starts me cracking up and it happened like three more times because I couldn't stop laughing. He was appalled, to say the least.
    Raising a threenager since 11/11
    Baby boy #2 due 5/6/15
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  • icajesica82icajesica82 member
    I just posted yesterday how I slipped down the stairs at work and when I hit the final step I peed my pants.  Could totally tell and I'm a teacher.  This was 10 minutes before the first bell was going to ring.  I told my students I fell and was teaching from my desk.  Then managed to get out without anyone saying anything when I went to L&D
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