My SIL is dilusional. We haven't told her yet, and I'm sure it'll be aaaaalll about her. At Christmas, she told us, "I'm ovulating, and we had sex last night-- I think I'm pregnant!" Uh, you is dumb. 8-|
Co worker today- "How long are you going to wait after you have the baby to post a pic? Don't be one of those ppl that posts right away. " Ummmmm.... ?
I found out after my friend booked her trip to come visit me. When I told her she responded, "well, then maybe I'll postpone my trip. I was really looking forward to actually having fun with you". Um...ok. No congrats or anything.
While picking around at my food last night at work that immediately stopped sounding good as soon as I got back from the cafeteria with it, coworker 1: what is wrong with you? Coworker 2: she's pregnant. Coworker 1: oh how many weeks? Coworker 2: 9. Coworker 1: *laughs* oh you're barely pregnant. Cue death stare. Wtf even is "barely pregnant?"
Both of my good friends are pregnant and due within a week of each other this summer. They are obviously showing. Another friend who doesn't know I am pregnant had the balls to say, "why aren't you pregnant? You need to get with it!" Um that is never ok to say
Co worker today- "How long are you going to wait after you have the baby to post a pic? Don't be one of those ppl that posts right away. " Ummmmm.... ?
What!?!? She is jealous lol. I mean we wait 10minths to hold our babies and some of our family members what a long time to see what our lol one looks like as well.
Getting ready for work this morning pissed me the F off!!!!! I'm so bloated that my size 14 jeans are to tight and my tank tops make me feel like I'm being bound up, I'm spilling over my bra and my fing dress sandals didn't fit because of my swollen feet!!!! So Maxi skirt, stretch tee shirt with a scarf to cover my boobs and junk flip flops that I'm really not supposed to wear at work! F bloating!!!!!!!!
The sales man here (extreamly small company hes the owners brother)- oh so i heard your pregnant (apparently my boss told everyone) "you know if you have a boy everyone will be like yay!! Awesome!! But if its a girl its just oh ok"......wtf dude...
My sister today asked me when I was due and when I told her November she said "good then j won't have to share a birthday with a mixed kid" ARE YOU EFFING SERIOUS?!?!?!?! Yes my kid will be half Mexican but you don't go around saying shit like that!!!! And to top that off my neice and nephew are mixed so why are you so concerned about my baby being born into a Mexican American family when your kids are mixed as well..
My favorite is when you mention something about your pants not buttoning anymore and people automatically say, "I bet it's twins." Just because my pants won't button means it's twins! So annoying!
I was at the work the other day and one of my co workers didn't look herself so I polietly said Katie why you looking so mean today? The other coworker laughed and said she mad she didn't have nobody laying next to her in bed last night. Then Katie blurted out "the bitch is pregnant" (talking about me of course) I was so upset bc I didn't want everyone to know yet, now everybody knows. But in reality coworker number 2 wasn't even talking about me when she mention the bed thing. I work with some rude people.
Me: I can't believe how bloated I am, I feel like I look like I am showing already. Friend: I bet you will be one of those preggos who gain weight all over. WTF. Ex-friend status. I yelled at her and said she should know I hate it when people say "preggo"!! Currently not speaking to her.
One of the straps on my pajamas broke last night. It was a cute little tank with a built in bra that was long like lingerie but cotton so super comfy....wtf I was just sleeping
I told my parents and siblings on Friday that I am expecting but that I want to wait until the end of my first trimester to tell anyone else in the family. Everytime I've talked to my mom she keeps going "can I tell grandma yet? It's so hard keeping this a secret!" Like I know she's excited but I managed to make it to week eight before sharing my secret so it's not impossible to just wait. It wouldn't annoy me so much if she didn't say something about it everytime we talk.
I told my parents and siblings on Friday that I am expecting but that I want to wait until the end of my first trimester to tell anyone else in the family. Everytime I've talked to my mom she keeps going "can I tell grandma yet? It's so hard keeping this a secret!" Like I know she's excited but I managed to make it to week eight before sharing my secret so it's not impossible to just wait. It wouldn't annoy me so much if she didn't say something about it everytime we talk.
My husband and I told my in laws around the same time during our first pregnancy. They called/ wrote and email EVERYDAY to tell us why they thought we were wrong (one even suggested I needed spiritual guidance for my selfishness) When we finally told them we were going to announce, they sent back a list of people they already told which was pretty much his whole family. Good luck, I hope they can keep your secret!
Why, just why can't anyone understand that there is a search feature in these boards? I've only been on tb for 2 weeks and the duplicate posts are so. damn. annoying. Search people! Search!
@srotureau kind of like it blows my mind people for get about the ignore button. Hell I've been around these boards since 09 I can't imagine how many people have ignored me lol.
My MIL keeps asking when she can tel friends and coworkers.. People I don't even know. Seriously, stop asking and just tell them if you can't keep it to yourself for 3 more fing weeks like we have asked. If you don't ask then I won't know! So annoying. Now I know for baby #2, I'll tell them when I'm ready for everyone to know.
While picking around at my food last night at work that immediately stopped sounding good as soon as I got back from the cafeteria with it, coworker 1: what is wrong with you? Coworker 2: she's pregnant. Coworker 1: oh how many weeks? Coworker 2: 9. Coworker 1: *laughs* oh you're barely pregnant. Cue death stare. Wtf even is "barely pregnant?"
My mother in law and DH do a daily prayer. He shared with me that in her prayer she asked God to give us a son so we can close the factory.. Wtf its our decision if we want to have anymore children..
Wtf my stomach has been killing me today!!!!! I thought I'd make an appt with an actual ob instead of my doc just in case. But I'm pretty sure it's things moving and stretching coupled with really bad constipation and gas so miserable.
WTF. Everyone one of the women in my husbands family have made their "concerns" known about how close my husband and I decided to have our kids. I have a six month old and am 6w6d. My mother went through menopause at 26. My grandmother at 28. My biological clock is literally ticking. Since when did they get the vote and right to decide the traffic tower of my reproductive system?!
Mine: Sister-in-law found out we're pregnant "Well friggin' finally, now I'm just going to have to work on number three." WTF sister-on-law
Whoa, seriously?! I hate when people make pregnancy out to be a competition because it isn't one, once that baby is born you are the only one that'll be taking care of that baby, no one else. I wonder how long it'll be before she's pregnant now.
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what!?!?!?!!? i AM COMPLETELY FLABBERGASTED BY THIS! I considered myself one of the nicer posters..
Mine: Sister-in-law found out we're pregnant "Well friggin' finally, now I'm just going to have to work on number three." WTF sister-on-law
Whoa, seriously?! I hate when people make pregnancy out to be a competition because it isn't one, once that baby is born you are the only one that'll be taking care of that baby, no one else. I wonder how long it'll be before she's pregnant now.
Mama, this is the same woman who decided to dump her imprisoned bf who is the biological father because he was giving her girls :-q wtf
Thursday but still wanted to vent- coworker found out I was preg and came over to congratulate me and asked how far along I was and when I told her she responded "girrrrlll, you're tellin people this early??? wow, you're going to have a long pregnancy!"
ummm.... it's the same amount of time no matter when I TELL people.
I missed this yesterday, but it happened Tuesday so it counts!
I had to get some dental work done, so of course I had to tell the dentist's office I was pregnant. I really like the receptionist and she was super nice and excited for me when I told her. But then I sat down in the chair and she's like "oh! are you showing already?" when she knows I'm only 7w.
WTF?
I'm sorry I'm slightly overweight and I'm bloated so my jeans aren't fitting properly right now!!! Grrrr
I know it's Thursday, but I have to do it. I haven't seen my husband for more than ten minutes each day all week, and he worked all weekend. Literally in tears, not even sad...just frustrated and angry. Ugh!!
While picking around at my food last night at work that immediately stopped sounding good as soon as I got back from the cafeteria with it, coworker 1: what is wrong with you? Coworker 2: she's pregnant. Coworker 1: oh how many weeks? Coworker 2: 9. Coworker 1: *laughs* oh you're barely pregnant. Cue death stare. Wtf even is "barely pregnant?"
That's what my husband said when he looked at the pregnancy test it out as a lite line and said does this mean you're kind of pregnant
4.1.15 was my first ultrasound and I'm 5w 5d.. we couldn't see the heartbeat yet but everything was measuring where it should be for 5 weeks. So the Dr comes in to go over the ultrasound and I ask.. "So I'm definitely pregnant right?" And she says "uuuhhhmmmmm.." WTF!!! Mind you, I had 4 positive tests!!!
I'm late but.... DH: we're going to have a baby! Brother-in-law: I can't really be excited about a baby until it's born. DH: aren't you excited to be an uncle though? (It will be his first!) BIL: eh, I already have a god child so not really. Well, F you! Grrrr!
I know it's Friday, but I've been needing to vent about this for a while now. My husband and I had been TTC for 8 MONTHS when my Brother-in-law announced that his girlfriend was pregnant (by posting on her facebook acct "I'm pregnant you jealous B!$%#es!" WTF?!?) She confided in me that at first she didn't want a baby yet. When I told my in-laws that I am FINALLY pregnant she got upset and stopped talking to me. WTF?!?
DH told me ages ago that when I got pregnant, he quit smoking. The other day I made a comment about quitting and he laughed and said, "No, I'll quit when the baby comes." Um, TERRIBLE idea! I'd rather you NOT be taking stressful smoke breaks while I'm stuck inside with a colicky baby or something!
Re: *** WTF Wednesday**** 4.1.2015 edition
Ummmmm.... ?
Baby Boy born on 1/14/13
My husband and I told my in laws around the same time during our first pregnancy. They called/ wrote and email EVERYDAY to tell us why they thought we were wrong (one even suggested I needed spiritual guidance for my selfishness) When we finally told them we were going to announce, they sent back a list of people they already told which was pretty much his whole family. Good luck, I hope they can keep your secret!
"Are you being serious? I can't decide since it is April fools day.
But if you are, you are an a*hole of a parent to go with either of those names. Just my opinion....."
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Thursday but still wanted to vent- coworker found out I was preg and came over to congratulate me and asked how far along I was and when I told her she responded "girrrrlll, you're tellin people this early??? wow, you're going to have a long pregnancy!"
ummm.... it's the same amount of time no matter when I TELL people.
rude..
DH: we're going to have a baby!
Brother-in-law: I can't really be excited about a baby until it's born.
DH: aren't you excited to be an uncle though? (It will be his first!)
BIL: eh, I already have a god child so not really.
Well, F you! Grrrr!