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Just for fun - You know you're pregnant when...

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Your normally DD chest has grown to DDD and yet somehow has begun to look really small in relation to your ginormous stomach.
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    jerseygirl227jerseygirl227 member
    You haven't taken leftovers home from a restaurant in weeks, even though you never used to be able to finish a meal.  
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    jerseygirl227jerseygirl227 member
    vastinekelly said:

    Your husband goes and gets you a banana split for breakfast ☺️

    That's freaking awesome!!!
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    CML11CML11 member
    --85% of your clothes in the closet doesn't fit anymore.
    --You want to punch the next person that tells you how great you look, even though you just threw up your last meal minutes before.
    --You want to yell "Seriously???" when you hear someone talk about the pain from their single blood draw.
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    niknak1208niknak1208 member
    You pee every time you sneeze or cough too hard.  (which of course happened to me this morning when I was dropping off the kids. Thank GOD you couldn't see it on the outside of my pants but I thought great.. just great. lol) 


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    blinky2112blinky2112 member
    You stop talking to your coworkers 'cause you're too busy concentrating on not barfing at this moment!
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    supersarah77supersarah77 member
    You're grateful it's still pants weather because reaching past your belly to shave your legs would be way too difficult.
    Me: 38, DH: 35
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    niknak1208niknak1208 member
    You wish you could wear pajama pants and slippers to work every day.  (This is my current dream.  My pants are currently digging into the bottom of my belly and it's driving me insane. I'm thinking my 2 yr old DD was right when she told me my pants were too small and wouldn't fit me. lol )  
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    jerseygirl227jerseygirl227 member
    supersarah77 said:

    You're grateful it's still pants weather because reaching past your belly to shave your legs would be way too difficult.

    Speak for yourself, lol.  It's not been pants season here in Arizona for about a month now, lol.  I've got three months to go and I am already finding it uncomfortable to shave my legs.  
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    niknak1208niknak1208 member
    I'm shaving my legs every day because I cannot stand the feeling of not shaving.. BUT I am having extreme difficulty doing so. lol I had to have an internal exam at the OB the this week and even though I had to undress from the waist down.. I still left my flats on because there's no way I can reach my toes to paint them and I think my feet look gross. lol  
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    sidey1sidey1 member
    Yup, I feel bad for the poor guy but I'm in a don't touch me, don't sit near me, don't breath on me phase... lol..thankfully he's not taking it personally...

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    Me 43 DH 48 Not actively ttc, surprise BFP on 1/6/11! 4/1/11 m/c our sunshine at 16wks after complications from CVS test.  *5th cycle after loss 12/6/11 BFP! Missed m/c at 9 weeks 1/21/12, trisomy 14. Two Chemical PG 3/12&7/12
    ** BFP 8/16/12 beta #1 148! beta#2 407 beta #3 4000 u/s 9.10 1 lovely hb 126, Baby Boy born 5/6/2013!

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    mommarn36mommarn36 member
    Oh yeah. I'm in the don't want to talk to anybody phase. Everything is annoying me, except feeling the baby move.
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    heidishomes6007heidishomes6007 member
    When your boobs feel like they are on when they even brush past something (bra-less)!!!
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    Lisamarie0128Lisamarie0128 member
    soooo agreed! I dont want to talk to anyone!
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