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Ok...I pooped on the side of the road

SweetMelissa4SweetMelissa4 member
in November 2015 Moms
i cannot believe it has come to this. I'm either super constipated or super loose. I'm visiting the in-laws and FIL was driving and we were not getting back to his house fast enough. It was either going to happen inside the truck or on the side of the road. I asked him to pull over, not to look, and dragged H outside with me for some cover. THANK GOD I was wearing a maxi skirt! THE most embarrassing moment. I'm sure there are so many more to come. Anyone else have good stories yet?

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  • lulamagoolulamagoo member
    Oh man, that is rough.  Here's hoping you met your quota of embarrassing pregnant moments with that one!
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  • pdxvegpdxveg member
    Lol! One of my friends eventually had to stop running when she was pregnant because she kept pooping on her runs. You are definitely not alone.
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  • AlyssaNBernAlyssaNBern member
    Def a moment you guys will never forget!
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  • Kitta+1Kitta+1 member
    omg that made my day.  I haven't yet but it's still early.  Every single time we leave the house I always have to make Toby stop to let me poop.  Also, if I'm due to leave the house, I will immediately start pooping.  Need to leave for work at 7:50?  Poop time!  I even tried getting up earlier to 'trick' my bowels but they weren't falling for it.  How embarrassing is it to be be late not once but multiple times that you were late because you had to poop?!  At least my boss is an RN so he kinda knows ... but still, lol.
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  • MadBloomMadBloom member
    Omg you'll have fun with this story at your LOs wedding!! Hahaha
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  • lgt22lgt22 member
    Oh my goodness. What a story!
    Hearing about your incident this morning is perfect timing for me. I puked in a bag while driving on an exit ramp after work yesterday. Couldn't quite make it off the road in time. Hoping this is an isolated incident -- for both of us!
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  • kateliznelsenkateliznelsen member
    With DD1 I accidentally took my prenatal vitamin with something other than milk. My car was in the shop, so a (male) coworker was giving me a ride to work. He stopped to get breakfast and the combo of smelling fast food breakfast plus not drinking milk caused me to grab the food bag (paper, sadly,) and barf into it about 3 blocks from the office. Definitely the highlight of the week. Ugh. LOL
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  • youenjoymyselfyouenjoymyself member
    This just made my entire day.  Thanks for the laugh. 
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  • Kanne0729Kanne0729 member
    When you gotta go you gotta go! That is hilarious and mortifying at the same time, but I love it and this story just made my day! What did your FIL say when you got back in the car?
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  • kbonelkbonel member
    Seriously amazing story! Everybody poops their pants at least once in their lives. At least you were able to get out of the truck! I've been there not pregnant.
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  • Pontot31Pontot31 member
    This totally made my day. Sorry.

    The way I knew I was pregnant with my daughter I sharted in my pants at my desk at work. Had to throw my underwear away and go commando all day! Went home and took a test that afternoon and BFP.
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  • doodlebug48doodlebug48 member
    I have to admit that I am jealous you can poop. The constipation is killing me. My last pregnancy I had such violent vomiting that I would pee my pants when I threw up. Bonus that it often happened on my drive home from work at night. Good times.
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  • SweetMelissa4SweetMelissa4 member
    I'm glad this made so many of you laugh. Gotta be able to laugh at yourself, right? I was just hoping my FIL thought I was puking or something and don't want to know if he knew. He was very kind and I just kept apologizing over and over.

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  • sdw84sdw84 member
    I was picking the DH up from the airport and I was in the cell phone waiting area. I had to pee so bad it was hurting. So I finally gave in and pee in a old Gatorade bottle in my truck.
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  • LilMamaJosph13LilMamaJosph13 member
    Lol this made my night super funny
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  • erin511erin511 member
    Dh and I were leaving NYC the other night and all I said was sorry and grabbed his coffee cup from the center console, rolled down the window, emptied it and then peed into it. He said it made him sick, but I promised I didn't spill anything and I did a great job and he felt better. The truth was not so nice -- urine was on my seat and I sat in it and let my dress absorb it. I made sure to follow him into the house so he wouldn't see!!
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  • Kitta+1Kitta+1 member
    omg lol - my fiancee is diabetic and so he's super sympathetic about the peeing thing - in fact, he usually has to pee more than I do
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