April 2014 Moms

TTMI

Time for Tuesday TMI again!

So for some reason while I was pregnant I couldn't seem to wipe myself after peeing without getting pee on my hand... No logical explanation and it happens no matter how careful I am! I assumed this would go away once I delivered, nope.. thankfully it doesn't happen every time now, but it still happens often enough to be gross and weird.

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Re: TTMI

  • I usually shower every other day, but last week I got lazy and pushed it a third day. I work out every day and was at the public pool that day too, so I was smelling pretty hot. And of course that evening DH wanted sexy time!
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  • I also have no idea what the latest style for pubic hair is. Mine is so 2005.
  • I actually read an article a few months ago about pubic hair style and it looks like natural is back... of course their idea of natural is not my natural lol

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  • There's such a thing as pubic hair style? Am I the only one who had no idea this was a thing?
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  • To be honest, the only pubic hair style I know about is Brazilian lol.

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  • I picked DS's nose last night. We were brushing teeth and washing up for bedtime and since he has been sick he had lots of nasty boogers. Well there was a really big one almost hanging out, so I said hold still mommy needs to get your boogers out lol. Man that thing was huge! And that was not the first time that I have picked either of my kids noses...
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  • I pick Los nose alllll the time! It has to hurt to have all those hard boogies!
  • Ps I love the diagram
  • Ha! That is informative and hilarious @Talltrees82 ! That Heart Attack demonstrates real skill. Something to aspire to.
  • @Talltrees82 , that was awesome!

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  • LO laughs not only at his toots, but also at mine. It cracks me up so I don't try very hard to hold them in when it's just the two of us.
  • @Talltrees82 hahaha thanks for enlightening us!
  • Who has time (or desire) to "style" down there?! I thought it was shaved... or not!
    My TTMI is that I wear the same old ratty nursing bra everyday. It gets washed maybe once a month.

    Same!

     
  • Today I changed DD's poopy diaper and got distracted afterword...so I forgot to wash my hands. I only remembered after I ate breakfast. Ewwww.

     
  • Speaking of holding farts in...since pregnancy I no longer even try.

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  • Here are the basic styles! image

    I have to admit I'm a fan of the Brazilian. I even got one a few days before my due date so it would look purdy for all the onlookers during delivery. I'm weird about hair.

     
  • LolaX2 said:

    I picked DS's nose last night. We were brushing teeth and washing up for bedtime and since he has been sick he had lots of nasty boogers. Well there was a really big one almost hanging out, so I said hold still mommy needs to get your boogers out lol. Man that thing was huge! And that was not the first time that I have picked either of my kids noses...

    I pick my kids' noses all the time. Then I get mad at my 3 yr old when she picks her nose. Parent of the year over here!
  • @twohunts I can't imagine a Brazilian a few days before delivery! I was so swollen down there. I've had several before but still, all I can say is ouch!
  • @twohunts I can't imagine a Brazilian a few days before delivery! I was so swollen down there. I've had several before but still, all I can say is ouch!


    I was definitely swollen after delivery, but I don't think it was too bad before hand. Although, I couldn't see it, so I'm not 100% sure.  I did feel like the nurses and doctor who delivered me probably laughed at my baldness when they left the room, but maybe I was just being paranoid.

     
  • I was using my Ipad as a coaster for my wine.  I spilled wine all over the case.
  • DD's nose was all snotty and so was the pacifier...she was being super sweet and put her snotty pacifier in my mouth...how could I say no?!

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  • Oh man last night I went to show someone (that I don't know very well) a picture of LO on my phone, and that lovely diagram came up first... Whoopsie!

    Hilarious!
  • Yay! DH and I have actually managed to have sex twice in the same month! I know, for most of you it doesn't sound like an accomplishment, but it is for us with our crazy opposite schedules!

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  • Oh man last night I went to show someone (that I don't know very well) a picture of LO on my phone, and that lovely diagram came up first... Whoopsie!

    Sadly, I'm thinking of using the diagram for my next 'shave'.  lol I'm typically 'natural' since LO was born.
  • smushi said:

    Oh man last night I went to show someone (that I don't know very well) a picture of LO on my phone, and that lovely diagram came up first... Whoopsie!

    Sadly, I'm thinking of using the diagram for my next 'shave'.  lol I'm typically 'natural' since LO was born.
    Glad you found it helpful! :)
  • Oh man last night I went to show someone (that I don't know very well) a picture of LO on my phone, and that lovely diagram came up first... Whoopsie!

    This reminds me of when my computer crashed and I took it into the tech office at work to get it fixed.  I was asking the tech to show me how to find different files that were on the computer but were no longer organized in any way.  He clicks on something random and, lo and behold, it is the ONE picture I took of LO nursing.  Yes.  My boob, with LO attached, on a huge monitor in the middle of the tech office.  All the tech guy could say was "well.  that's an image."  It was all I could do to just keep myself from melting into the floor.  Thank goodness there weren't too many people around.  Ha!
  • Reminds me of newborn days when nearly every cute picture opportunity had a boob in it lol. I would ask DH if it was obviously a boob before I would post the pic

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