Twatwaffle Tuesday - Feb 10

KLB2T · February 2015

Post your "nominations" below!

KLB2T · February 2015

Uhm, WTAF, The Bump?

Why is my freakin' full name on here for everyone to see. Where the FUCK is my screen name at: @KLB2T? Fix it or I'm deleting my account with TB.

Miz_Liz · February 2015

KLB2T said:

Uhm, WTAF, The Bump?
Why is my freakin' full name on here for everyone to see. Where the FUCK is my screen name at: @KLB2T? Fix it or I'm deleting my account with TB.

Not sure if they changed it, but I only see your s/n.

Miz_Liz · February 2015

This headache is a giant twatwaffle! I know I can take Tylenol, but I don't like o unless I absolutely have to.

KLB2T · February 2015

Miz_Liz said:

KLB2T said:

Uhm, WTAF, The Bump?
Why is my freakin' full name on here for everyone to see. Where the FUCK is my screen name at: @KLB2T? Fix it or I'm deleting my account with TB.

Not sure if they changed it, but I only see your s/n.

They changed it.

KMBC2552 · February 2015

I would like to nominate my hormones for turning me into a crazy, raging beyatch with no patience.

xcitdmomma · February 2015

WHY do women think they should go to the ER for spotting? IT'S STUPID! STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID. What a waste of money and resources! What do you think they are going to do? Wave an ER wand and fix everything? Call your OB and play the waiting game, like the rest of us.

UGH.

Also my nose. WHY WON'T YOU STOP SNEEZING/RUNNING?!?!?!?! I didn't think it possible to produce this much mucus!

dkizz82 · February 2015

Morning sickness in 2nd trimester. Ugggg.... It's better but I'm tired of throwing up. Actually I've thrown up more in my 2nd trimester than in my first.

SassetteSmurfling · February 2015

I nominate everyone. I hate the world today. We have yet to tell anyone about this pregnancy and weren't planning to until at least next month. People I don't even really know/see/talk to are speculating (publicly, on Fb) that I'm pregnant. Based on nothing. It's annoying. It's one thing for people I work with or see every day to pick up on my tiredness or moodiness or lack of appetite. But Fb friends saying "your pregnant" because I was sick two weeks ago (like actually sick, with a cold, completely unrelated to pregnancy) and had weird dreams last night is bullshit. Neither of those things is exclusive to pregnancy. But if I get too defensive or delete the comments then it pretty much confirms their suspicions...
Why can't people just mind their own damn business.

chavemann10 · February 2015

My jeans! I am now extremely uncomfortable. I wear low rise jeans and low rise maternity jeans, and they are both super uncomfortable at the moment. Last week if it was uncomfortable it was because I had to pee...this week, that doesn't help. This lil one is making its presence known moving all kinds of things around. I miss my last pregnancy where I didn't need maternity jeans until 16wks. Or even more, my first pregnancy where i didn't need them until I was 7 1/2 months!! I guess 4th baby, my body will be different...but it still sucks today!

DH...why can't you find your own doctor and make your own appointment. I am busy! That is all!!

(Maybe not true twatwaffle material, but it's honestly the only thing bugging me today.)

KLB2T · February 2015

I am getting so FUCKING sick and tired of the "tell me if I'm having a boy or girl" posts with attached pictures of a profile view of the baby.

MAKE IT STOP.

xcitdmomma · February 2015

KLB2T said:

I am getting so FUCKING sick and tired of the "tell me if I'm having a boy or girl" posts with attached pictures of a profile view of the baby.
MAKE IT STOP.

You won't get mad at me - I'm team green!

kjandericka · February 2015

KLB2T said:
I am getting so FUCKING sick and tired of the "tell me if I'm having a boy or girl" posts with attached pictures of a profile view of the baby.
MAKE IT STOP.

Yes. I'm about to start answering each of these posts with my expert opinion.

"OP you are having a *insert boy or girl (based on whatever I feel like saying that day).* You should make it facebook official, go shopping and stock up on all *insert boy or girl* clothes and accessories. Congrats on your new baby *insert boy or girl*"

KLB2T · February 2015

kjandericka said:

I am getting so FUCKING sick and tired of the "tell me if I'm having a boy or girl" posts with attached pictures of a profile view of the baby.
MAKE IT STOP.
Yes. I'm about to start answering each of these posts with my expert opinion. "OP you are having a *insert boy or girl (based on whatever I feel like saying that day).* You should make it facebook official, go shopping and stock up on all *insert boy or girl* clothes and accessories. Congrats on your new baby *insert boy or girl*"

I've held off on replying, because everything I want to say will come off as "rude" and me being a "bully". Ugh..

Miz_Liz · February 2015

kjandericka said:

I am getting so FUCKING sick and tired of the "tell me if I'm having a boy or girl" posts with attached pictures of a profile view of the baby.
MAKE IT STOP.
Yes. I'm about to start answering each of these posts with my expert opinion. "OP you are having a *insert boy or girl (based on whatever I feel like saying that day).* You should make it facebook official, go shopping and stock up on all *insert boy or girl* clothes and accessories. Congrats on your new baby *insert boy or girl*"

Sad part it just might work. After all, if the tech who performed the ultra sound who knows how to read them and how to look BETWEEN baby's legs couldn't give them a guess....how the heck are strangers on the internet supposed to look at the profile of their baby and magically know?!

bambinthumper · February 2015

DH YOU ARE A TWATWAFFLE!!!!!!
6:15am You wake me up to go get you breakfast before work! WTF I am the pregnant one you get your lazy ass up and go get my breakfast.7:27am you call me just to ask what I'm doing when you know I'm at work! 9:24am you text to see if I fed the dogs. Since when in our whole history of being together have I fed your dogs in the morning!!!! You have always done it and never once asked me to do it.. I don't read minds. 12:00pm you call to ask if I will make an appointment for our new puppy to get shots even though I'm busy at work. 12:05 you call 4 times while I'm on the phone with the vet 12:50 I leave work early to go to the vet and you get mad when I tell you to give me some money to do what you asked me to do!!!!!!! 2:15pm finally on my way home to relax and you call and say you're still at work yet I pass you headed away from your job!!!!

Today I cannot stand you! For the first time in our relationship you have truely pissed me off!!! Please stay away from me for a while because i will probably punch you in the throat if i see you!!!!!!!!

Sorry ladies I've had a hell of a day

xcitdmomma · February 2015

@bambinthumper Why does he expect you to make him breakfast?

Miz_Liz · February 2015

xcitdmomma said:

@bambinthumper Why does he expect you to make him breakfast?

I was wondering the same thing. This alone would earn my DH a throatpunch!

tinktink20 · February 2015

I nominate those that cut people down for their grammar and spelling. I think it's pretty awful to make fun of somebody for their spelling and/or grammar. (Besides text speak crap). My best friend has dyslexia and can't spell to save her life. I would be LIVID if somebody made fun of her for mispelling words or not writing correctly.

bambinthumper · February 2015

I have no clue he has never done this before! But I made it very clear that it was not goin to happen! !!!

jesicabrennan · February 2015

DH. Don't offer to clean the kitchen and tell me to go to bed and then NOT clean the kitchen so that I come downstairs to a disaster of a kitchen in the morning!

prpl11butterfly · February 2015

My MIL! Makes a huge fuss (I mean huge phone argument in which she actually hung up on DH) over us not relying on her to babysit my niece (her granddaughter, whom DH has legal custody of) because she doesn't have to work and we always call my family blah blah blah. Then, my dad is diagnosed with CANCER and we have to rely on her more because my mom has to bring him to the doctors and what does MIL do, she goes and gets a fucking job! Seriously, why act like that if you were planning on getting a job? So now I, pregnant and stressed about my dad, have to stress about who is going to watch kiddo after school if DH is working and who is gonna watch her on snow days. Cause I really really need more stress in my life right now. So decided today, screw it, she is going in daycare after school and that's that. Paying 30 (discount because of knowing my famuly and my dads ordeal) a week for 2 hours every day is WELL worth not putting up with this bull shit!

ckvan2001 · February 2015

My dad and his girlfriend. My dad for forcing me to have a relationship with his girlfriend. Um, no thanks! I was incredibly close to my mom (who passed away 3 years ago). That relationship I had with my mom can't & won't be duplicated with my dad's girlfriend. And then my dad's girlfriend, who actually had the nerve to tell me that I can't make her wait until the baby is born to find out baby's gender. Yes I can, and yes I will!

bashfulbird · February 2015

My internet provider, it was on the blink during my lunch.

MamaMandy2015 · February 2015

my dear sweet husband, how I love thee but I swear to GOD if you try to detain me one more time when I say I have to pee, I'm going to pee on you. To my dear sweet mother, I love you to pieces and I know losing dad to brain cancer has been hard and I promised him on his deathbed I would take care of you best I could, but if you keep telling me "oh there's 2 babies in there" I'm going to lose my shit. to my FIL I don't care how it was back in your day, these days we don't stick kids in a cage in the bed of a pickup with a canvas tarp, we don't have to haul our water to the house from a well and we don't make our boy sleep on the porch because there were 5 kids and only 2 bedrooms. GAAAAWWWWWWDDD! It's not the freaking 50's anymore, I don't give a rip

dkizz82 · February 2015

ckvan2001 said:
My dad and his girlfriend. My dad for forcing me to have a relationship with his girlfriend. Um, no thanks! I was incredibly close to my mom (who passed away 3 years ago). That relationship I had with my mom can't & won't be duplicated with my dad's girlfriend. And then my dad's girlfriend, you actually had the nerve to tell me that I can't make her wait until the baby is born to find out baby's gender. Yes I can, and yes I will!

Omg.... You are living my life. Well sort of. My dad forces his "girlfriend" on us. The one he left my mom for. I am so close to my mom and I'll never be close to his woman. Anyway, so sorry you have to deal with that. At least my dad's gf knows her place with me and would never act like that.

Knottie75689113 · February 2015

Video games. 'Nough said.

pabeybaby · February 2015

My father for constantly shoving his opinions down my throat, and both my parents for being dramatic about every little damn thing. I'm pregnant, I'm not dying! I'm grateful I actually withheld some information from them or it would actually be worse!

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