Embarrassing Pregnancy Stories

kladd7182 · February 2015

Those of us that are not FTM, probably have a few embarrassing stories. Maybe even some FTMs, as you learn about sneezing/coughing/laughing while pregnant. Eventually they are funny, so let's share them.

I had one today, I'm on baby #5, and can not hold my bladder right now. I was picking my oldest up from school, and had to go sooo bad. She came to the door to ID me, and it just came out! All of the sudden I was very warm, standing in a puddle of my own urine... In front of all the other parents. I wish I could say this is my most humiliating story... But it's not... I'll save that one for later

What's yours?

Ckorines · February 2015

I threw up at work the other day and peed my pants....and didn't have a change of clothes. Don't judge me...

kladd7182 · February 2015

Ckorines said:
I threw up at work the other day and peed my pants....and didn't have a change of clothes. Don't judge me...

I peed myself at my kids school. Trust me I'm no one to judge anyone!

Mamamads · February 2015

Oh man these are good. My worst ones so far are crying or farting at really unnecessary times in front Of people I would have rather not. Pretty boring so far, if anything more exciting happens I'll be sure to let you know.

chelsea13elyse · February 2015

I once threw up while cleaning up dog vomit because the dog was sick and throwing up everywhere. In the midst of my cleaning it up I started vomiting and peed my pants, in the kitchen. After gaining some composure and cleaning myself I returned to finish cleaning the massive amounts of puke only to puke again and have my DH walk in on me. He also thought the multiple piles of vomit on the floor were mine since he walked in on me mid puke. Luckily no public embarrassment yet but I'm sure the time will come.

SewSewBlessed · February 2015

I have 2! (Probably more but these came to mind)

1) DH was trying to annoy me by "tickling" my belly with his foot. (I hate feet.) I was standing and really had to pee. I started laughing and told him to stop. Then I just started peeing and couldn't stop. I didn't want a huge pee trail all over the carpet, to The bathroom, so I literally just sat down and finished. I couldn't make it stop. My younger sister was there and was dying!

2) I was at my school before the school year started, getting my classroom ready before I had my baby. Thankfully, I was the only one there, other than my principal. I was making copies and all of a sudden HAD to go to the bathroom (#2). I drop the papers and bolted out of the copy room. I ran into my principal on the way to the bathroom and tried to conceal my panic. She talked for a couple minutes and then I ran to the bathroom. I literally opened the bathroom door and crapped my pants!! I was in such shock. I literally had zero control of it! I had to throw my underwear away and hide them in the trash! Mortified!

rachellemons · February 2015

Morning sickness is torture while having such little control of my bladder. Basically every other time I throw up I have to shower and change. I basically just need to wear diapers.

mrspark812 · February 2015

I have two:

1. On our way home from Thanksgiving vacation at my in laws I was overcome with super intense morning sickness/car sickness. But because of where we were on the highway DH couldn't pull over so I had to hang my head out the window in the rain and puke out the window. But wait it gets better...I then proceeded to pee my pants as a result of puking. I am bawling and completely mortified but DH is cracking up laughing. It was horrible :-(

2. This is an on going story. I've had a nasty cough for almost two weeks now and it's thankfully getting better but there was a time where every time I coughed I peed my pants. It got so bad I ran out of underwear in one day! It still happens but not as bad now. Again DH thought it was the funniest thing ever! Good thing I love him, jerk lol

asun123 · February 2015

Ever since my first son, I have not been able to control my bladder. Any sudden movements, I'll pee a little.

Now that I'm pregnant again, I have to be super careful.

Dpatto93 · February 2015

All the stories are about weeing haha! I wet myself in my sleep and woke up in a puddle of my own wee. I rang the midwife and went in because I was 40 weeks thinking my waters had gone, she had to explain I wee'd myself! :-/

ShawnaM83 · February 2015

With my first I was extremely nauseous the first trimester but never threw up. When I was mid third trimester I was driving to work and felt a sneeze coming on so I leaned to grab a tissue from the glove box. Just as I was about to sneeze, I also coughed really bad (love allergy season, don't you?) and then I ended up throwing up, projectile all over my windshield and steering wheel. I pulled over to clean up and realized my uniform (my only maternity uniform) was also a disaster so I had to call my supervisor and explain the situation. He was cool about it since his wife had just had twins and he said to go home, wash the uniform and come in as soon as it was done. And then he told the 35 other guys in the shop so every time I coughed or sneezed after that they all ducked or ran for cover.

manda82585 · February 2015

When I was pregnant with my daughter I threw up at work in my trashcan (that happened lots of times) and the trash bag went with it. I ended up throwing the entire trashcan away because the vomit smell was making me want to vomit even more. Fun times! Had to ask my boss to get maintenance to find me a new trashcan.

augusta17 · February 2015

I threw up in the parking lot at Nordstrom (mid stride completely unexpected projectile vomit)...and then started crying immediately.

ETA: at least I hadn't made it inside...

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