I went on a week long meth binge that ended with me robbing a bank to get more drug money.
Also, I tried stabbing some bitch with a fork at a bar. She wouldn't stop bragging about her stupid skydiving trip and I was like, "STFU and give me some meth!"
I think the craziest thing I have done is keep checking the Bump thinking it is going to get better. Definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over with the same results, right?
I rode the fire engine on a few calls early in the pregnancy, but no real fires. I've carried my toddler across my icy driveway too, and I'm pretty sure that was more dangerous.
I invented an "evict button" so I can NOT be pregnant anymore...
We're apartment/house hunting, so to keep my sanity, I pee'd in a cup while riding in the front seat down the road because there were no bathrooms in the area.
I ate sushi twice! (imitation crab)
Accomplished having sex with my hubs(exhausting because NO position is easy)!
Now...I dream of the days when I have my body back to myself, lol
Re: Pregnant Crazies
I'm 31w4d. I went skydiving this past weekend. It was ahhhmazing!!
The added baby bump made it feel even more intense. I highly recommend it.
Also, I tried stabbing some bitch with a fork at a bar. She wouldn't stop bragging about her stupid skydiving trip and I was like, "STFU and give me some meth!"
Oh yeah, I'm 28+6.
I had sex.
Missionary.
I'm boring at the moment so the craziest thing i've done is assume i could get out of bed gracefully.
Factor V Leiden Homozygous, Advanced Maternal Age
TTC #1, 5 yrs, PCOS, Femera + Ovidrel.
IUI#3 BFP, DD 5/31/2012
TTC #2, 2 yrs, PCOS, Femera+Ovidrel
IUI#2 BFP!
30 weeks tomorrow.
We're apartment/house hunting, so to keep my sanity, I pee'd in a cup while riding in the front seat down the road because there were no bathrooms in the area.
I ate sushi twice!
Accomplished having sex with my hubs(exhausting because NO position is easy)!
Now...I dream of the days when I have my body back to myself, lol
29weeks +5