older siblings say the darndest things :)

rodiesmum · January 2015

Hi ladies

thought of sharing the funniest things my DD1 says to or about our newest addition I'm sure you guys also have more!

1. When the baby was roomed in-- 'what a cute lite face mom. I really like this baby that you chose'

2. DD asks for permission. To touch DD2: 'can I touch her claws mom?'

3 DD asking if she can stroke DD2's hair - 'promise mom I will PET her very gently '

Would love to hear yours so we could all take a break from the tiring and sleepless nights

mmooki · January 2015

I've been pumping sometimes and when dd sees me, she comes over and asks me to fill her up hahha.

robsbabygirl08 · January 2015

My niece is 5 and has never seen a penis before. I was changing RC and she saw his, points at it, yells eww, and then proceeds to tell everyone she did NOT have one of those. Ha ha

Jen524 · January 2015

My almost 3 year old will say baby wants cookie milk since we told her what I eat goes into my milk for the baby.

4littlebears · January 2015

I just constantly hear, can I touch his head? From both my dd's and ds said something similar about being gross that he was breastfeeding. Then we told him that I breastfed him, and he said No! That's gross! Haha

kellimark · January 2015

DS asks if baby go back in my stomach!! We're having jealousy issues.

ljordan722 · January 2015

My 4yo decided to inform my very conservative grandparents that Ollie likes to chew on my boobs. Exact words there.

And when he gets angry, he turns red, she told me "Ollie is turning into the red Hulk mom! OLLIE SMASH!"

llambrose · January 2015

My five year old dd calls nursing "milking the baby" and the first time I pumped she watched me intently and said "I like when you be a cow Mama". Lol!

MKateG · January 2015

Love this thread! I don't have older children but when I was pregnant my 2yo nephew came up to my belly and started trying to pull up my shirt saying "open it, open it", thinking I could just open my belly so he could see the babies :-) he started crying when we told him he couldn't see the babies yet

csjsmom · January 2015

When my 6 year old nephew met the baby he said "that's not real! Is it real?"

mellie86041 · January 2015

Haha, my DD says she "pet baby brother gentle gentle" too (probably because we always tell her to pet the cat gently!)

Some of her other favorites:
1) "baby brother drink mama milk" then shows everyone it comes from "right there!" and then tries to actually move my shirt to show where right there is

2) "baby brother has TWO belly buttons!" (He doesn't, the second one is his penis...)

3) When she realizes that my belly is disappearing "Oh no! Baby brother GONE!!! Where he is?"

Disneygeek77 · January 2015

Not much, just DD telling me my belly is still big and DS not understanding why the baby can't talk or walk yet.

HamptonsMama · January 2015

DD told a room full of people that "Gavin have penis like Dada but I have a bagina"

DD yelled at the baby to stop biting my boobies

She keeps telling me to put the baby down so she can pick him up. She's only 2 years 4 months but thinks she's him second mommy.

She also likes to walk around the house wearing the Bjorn with her baby doll in it

Mejin215 · January 2015

When I was pumping my dd thought the milk came out of the tubes. She also had to hook me up to the pump.

ladyprof · January 2015

E gets home from daycare and asks, "Where is my baby at"? Also they keep wanting to "see" the milk in my boobs. Sorry kids.

rayna912 · January 2015

DD1 is very concerned about DD2 crying. I'll be in the kitchen making a bottle an she will come and ask if she can put the paci in her mouth. I tell her she doesn't want it, she's hungry, and she says "can I try anyways? Her caterpillars are red cuz she's screaming" she means her eyebrows
DH and I joke about how my eyebrows look like caterpillars when I haven't had them done in a while. Lol

Mrs_Bennett · January 2015

DS1 asked me when my belly would be small again. I told him that it was a lot smaller than it was, and that it will take some time to get all the way back to normal, and he said, "But when will it be back to the way I like it?"
Sorry my postpartum belly pooch isn't up to your standards, Kiddo!

DS2 asks regularly if DD has eyes. He's really asking whether or not she's awake and has her eyes open.

Daniel&Naomi · February 2015

My faves so far: "Why do the baby's feet look like bat claws?" and "Where is her penis?"

older siblings say the darndest things :)

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