For funzies: something random that bugs you

Mrs.AmyDylan · January 2015

Not meant to be a bitchfest...just something silly.

Extra points for funny, original answers!

Mrs.AmyDylan · January 2015

Mine is the native dancers on TV. Like the contrived ones that greet people as they get off the plane on a foreign locale.

Ruthie04 · January 2015

People scratching tights or pantyhose. The noise makes me want to vomit.

Of course, I have to add the ever popular "preggo" and "preggers" to the list. This is especially true when used as a noun ("the/ this preggo"). I don't think my distate for those words has anything to do with IF. It's more about my dislike of extreme cheese.

Mrs.AmyDylan · January 2015

Ruthie04 said:

People scratching tights or pantyhose. The noise makes me want to vomit.

This actually made me LOL!

Mrs.AmyDylan · January 2015

Oooh! I thought of another. The sound of someone else clipping their finger nails. Gross!!

Ruthie04 · January 2015

Mrs.AmyDylan said:
Oooh! I thought of another. The sound of someone else clipping their finger nails. Gross!!

Ick!

ccam · January 2015

I hate snow. EFF YOU SNOW! No one likes you unless you're on a ski slope or lightly coating the ground on Christmas morning so screw off!!

bumpuser6119831 · January 2015

Snow storms that will not allow me to get my meds before the other run out.

People who do not read paperwork then complain to my boss when they do not get answers they like.

luvboston · January 2015

Over cooked vegetables

Chewing with your mouth open and chewing loudly it makes me want to plug my ears and vomit

Cwhitaker27 · January 2015

Smacking your lips while eating or slurping soup. I will prob give you a death stare if you do either of these...

Eta: driving the speed limit in the fast lane. Come on people there are 3 other lanes for that

Robeano · January 2015

When people park so badly (especially near the front of the store) that nobody can park beside them. Happened to me the other day and I was so angry. Way to take up two spots close to the front. And I could tell from the car that it wasn't an old person or a mom with kids.

mnj05 · January 2015

People who don't listen.

No common sense.

Mayzie15 · January 2015

Telemarketers who call my house and when I answer they hang up - and then I call them back and the number is disconnected - really???

CarrieB. · January 2015

When people without kids complain about not sleeping well. I haven't had a decent night sleep in years. I don't care if you were up at 3am. I'm ALWAYS up at 3am.

JBDamonM · January 2015

Smacking of gum and people who walk slowly (I am not a fast walker by any means, but there is no need to stroll everywhere you go in public)....

Mrs.AmyDylan · January 2015

Pam MG said:

People who do not read paperwork then complain to my boss when they do not get answers they like.

Gah...what are they, like 2? Seriously, J had a "someone call the cops" meltdown when DH wouldn't let her hang on the bar fridge handle. But she is 2 and grown ass people need to take responsibility for themselves.

Robeano · January 2015

JBDamonM said:
Smacking of gum and people who walk slowly (I am not a fast walker by any means, but there is no need to stroll everywhere you go in public)....

Ahaha, I'm totally a stroll everywhere kind of person, drives my hubby nuts. At least with a toddler in hand I have a 'reason' lol

Ruthie04 · January 2015

JBDamonM said:
Smacking of gum and people who walk slowly (I am not a fast walker by any means, but there is no need to stroll everywhere you go in public)....

Yes! People just stop in the middle of sidewalks or walk lazily around without a care about what is going on around them. Ugh!

itsmevkb · January 2015

Mrs.AmyDylan said:

Oooh! I thought of another. The sound of someone else clipping their finger nails. Gross!!

The woman who sits in the cube opposite me clips her nails daily. She must be a freak of nature in that her nails grow so quickly she needs to do it daily. But, let's set that aside and ask why are you doing it at work, at your desk where everyone else can hear you?????

Right now she's munching on celery sticks. The noise drives me batty but even more so because she's overly thin and needs to eat something like a donut!

Mrs.AmyDylan · January 2015

itsmevkb said:

Mrs.AmyDylan said:

Oooh! I thought of another. The sound of someone else clipping their finger nails. Gross!!

The woman who sits in the cube opposite me clips her nails daily. She must be a freak of nature in that her nails grow so quickly she needs to do it daily. But, let's set that aside and ask why are you doing it at work, at your desk where everyone else can hear you?????

Right now she's munching on celery sticks. The noise drives me batty but even more so because she's overly thin and needs to eat something like a donut!

Omg! That is revolting! Daily?

I've had several co-irkers that were nail clipping offenders.

What is up with people treating their cubicle like an annex of their home?
Do they have any idea how seldom cubes are vacuumed?

CarrieB. · January 2015

chiwifey said:

Also when the toilet paper roll is put on so the paper comes under instead of over.

Omg! Yes! I feel like I am always fixing the toilet paper at my parents' house. That drives me crazy.

DrRx · January 2015

Ruthie04 said:

Smacking of gum and people who walk slowly (I am not a fast walker by any means, but there is no need to stroll everywhere you go in public)....
Yes! People just stop in the middle of sidewalks or walk lazily around without a care about what is going on around them. Ugh!

This drives me insane!

DrRx · January 2015

When DH parks at a spot much further away than he needs to, because he just doesn't realize that there are closer spots available.

Julie21613 · January 2015

Another one who HATES Preggo or Preggers.....makes my skin crawl.

DrRx said:

When DH parks at a spot much further away than he needs to, because he just doesn't realize that there are closer spots available.

And....my DH drives me crazy driving around forever trying to find a parking spot CLOSER to the entrance! I LOVE walking.... so it just annoys the ever crap out of me!

srveatch · January 2015

My Dad always carries change in his pocket and would put his hand in his pocket and jingle it while he talked to me. It used to annoy me so bad I would stick my hand out and tell him to give me his change. I would hold it while we talked and then give it back to him when we were done. It drove me batty!!! I am nervous scratching my skin thinking about it.

JBDamonM · January 2015

Mrs.AmyDylan said:

Mrs.AmyDylan said:

Oooh! I thought of another. The sound of someone else clipping their finger nails. Gross!!

The woman who sits in the cube opposite me clips her nails daily. She must be a freak of nature in that her nails grow so quickly she needs to do it daily. But, let's set that aside and ask why are you doing it at work, at your desk where everyone else can hear you?????

Right now she's munching on celery sticks. The noise drives me batty but even more so because she's overly thin and needs to eat something like a donut!
Omg! That is revolting! Daily? I've had several co-irkers that were nail clipping offenders. What is up with people treating their cubicle like an annex of their home? Do they have any idea how seldom cubes are vacuumed?

You should see the area under my cube right now. Cringe worthy. Enough crumbs to create a small meal.

itsmevkb · January 2015

chiwifey said:

When people don't push under their chairs... Makes me bananas. Maybe it's the teacher in me or something. Also when the toilet paper roll is put on so the paper comes under instead of over.

The chair things bothers me and I'm constantly reminding my kids to push in their chairs, both at home and when we're out. I also lecture them about how shopping carts need to be put back in the cart corral or in a line at the store. Not just haphazardly abandoned on your way out of Target.

Ruthie04 · January 2015

chiwifey said:
When people don't push under their chairs... Makes me bananas. Maybe it's the teacher in me or something.

Also when the toilet paper roll is put on so the paper comes under instead of over.

Okay, I gotta be honest on the TP one. I used to always do it under, but saw one of those parenting hacks that recommended over. The boys were unrolling the paper and putting it over actually helped that. Now the roll just spins without unrolling!

Do you judge me and my evil TP ways?

CarrieB. · January 2015

srveatch said:
My Dad always carries change in his pocket and would put his hand in his pocket and jingle it while he talked to me. It used to annoy me so bad I would stick my hand out and tell him to give me his change. I would hold it while we talked and then give it back to him when we were done. It drove me batty!!! I am nervous scratching my skin thinking about it.

My old boss did that and it made me crazy! Ugh, coin jingling is the worst! My cube neighbor has been tapping his pen and popping his gum lately which is also very annoying.

kaf7 · January 2015

Well today what annoyed me is the girl sitting next to me on a very delayed plane seemed to be inspecting her hair for split ends and then breaking those hairs off at the tips. It was noisy and I became littered with short hair fragments. Yucky.

Mrs.AmyDylan · January 2015

kaf7 said:

Well today what annoyed me is the girl sitting next to me on a very delayed plane seemed to be inspecting her hair for split ends and then breaking those hairs off at the tips. It was noisy and I became littered with short hair fragments. Yucky.

Ewww! I totally find myself picking my split ends, then I promptly report to my hairdresser for a cut.

Mrs.AmyDylan · January 2015

itsmevkb said:

chiwifey said:

When people don't push under their chairs... Makes me bananas. Maybe it's the teacher in me or something. Also when the toilet paper roll is put on so the paper comes under instead of over.

The chair things bothers me and I'm constantly reminding my kids to push in their chairs, both at home and when we're out. I also lecture them about how shopping carts need to be put back in the cart corral or in a line at the store. Not just haphazardly abandoned on your way out of Target.

My FIL is nuts about the carts too. Thus making DH nuts about carts. Now I feel too weird not putting them away.

Mrs.AmyDylan · January 2015

DrRx said:

When DH parks at a spot much further away than he needs to, because he just doesn't realize that there are closer spots available.

This drives me insane. He can even SEE closer spots. Then he gets crabby when I make a snarky comment.

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