WTF, 2 year old?!? I love you, but seriously, we are two separate people. You don't have to ALWAYS touch me. It's ok if I go to a different room....I WILL come back. Give me some space!!!
WTF "winter" weather?? It's been close to 80 for 3rd day in a row, not bitching about that but it's supposed to snow Fri, Sat and Sun! My allergies are like a freak circus meets train wreck!
Even though this happened yesterday.. We announced to our small group from church, some new couples joined us last night (the rest of is have been together for 2 years) and had my first "was it planned?" question.. Normally I wouldn't care hit WTF? I just met you an hour ago? Haha oh well
WTF coordination. As I was trying to give my dog a treat, and running late for work, holding my purse, breakfast, lunch, and gym bag, I drop the bag right into my dog's water bowl causing a tidal wave of water EVERYWHERE. WHY AM I THIS CLUMSY GRRRARR.
I have lots of WTF's this morning! (It's been a rough day)
WTF-2yr old. I promise you, life will be sooo much easier the moment you stop throwing a fit every morning about putting clothes on. It is not an option, you are not going to daycare in jammies. No new routine, it's been 1.5yrs of this...time to get with the program.
WTF husband...I know you want "it", but I have freaking pneumonia! Seriously, being groped in my sleep is NOT my idea of "fun". Leave me alone until I am better. Geez!!!
WTF to my sons dad and step-mother. Or maybe they should be classified for Twatwaffle's...but either case. I call last night to verify what time he gets to school and you refuse to answer. It's the 1 flipping night a week you get him and you act like it's so inconvenient for you to answer your damn phone. Subsequently I had to wait at the school for 30mins this morning so I didn't miss "muffins with mom", like I promised him I'd be there for.
WTF meds...this headache and jittery feeling are getting old. My body should've adjusted to you by now...get with the program, I have work to do!!
And Lastly, WTF....Just plain WTF!! It's been one of those days, and I walk into a mound of unfinished reports by our crews and I get to play"bad guy" and make them write them or turn them into the state...Yay!! NOT!!!
Cody Lane - 4/22/2004 Colten James - 9/9/2005 Isabella Ann - 7/20/2012 SURPRISE!!! Emma Leigh - due 8/27/2015 (c-section date 8/7/2015)
WTF house....why oh why won't you clean yourself? You have watched me get sick for weeks now, you know I don't feel good, so step up already and do your part! And WTF snow (25+" to be exact), why won't you go away already so I can escape this damn house that won't clean itself?!
WTF DH, I love you but wanting to get busy when I'm exhausted is just not an option, when I say I'm not in the mood it means that, it doesn't mean that I don't love or want you.
WTF kids, can't you clean up after yourselves? You're old enough to pick up your own stuff, no lets leave it to mom who feels like poo
WTF sister in law, seriously who asks " was it planned? when did you get pregnant? Did you want to be pregnant?" Yes I had two previous children unplanned at a very young age, thus earning me the title of " floozy slut" in her book. No it wasn't planned but my DH and I are more than prepared for our little bundle of surprise joy, and calling me Fertile Murtle right now isn't the best thing to do
lastly WTF emotions and hormones? Sad, happy, tired, angry, happy, sad, happy, pissed, complacent.....honestly WTF
WTF hormones. I was dancing with DD this morning to "say Hey" by Michael Franti and I couldn't stop tearing up! Really???? It is a happy, upbeat song and I AM CRYING?!! WTF?
WTF tourists.... I live in phx and with the super bowl being here Sunday, the mass amounts of rental vehicles are appearing and most people don't know how to drive. I think our city is fairly easy to get around because our streets are a grid system but I guess not. I don't live too far from the stadium and I know the closer Sunday gets, it's just going to be a complete shitshow.
WTF pregnancy brain. I had a major craving (coke/cherry slurpee or icee or whatever you want to call it). I was determined to get my fix so I grabbed my purse and headed to my car. Got to my car, no keys. Went back inside to grab my keys (I'm always very responsible and NEVER lose my keys). I couldn't find them anywhere. I *frantically* searched the entire house... Under furniture, in the laundry, in the pantry, in the fridge, everywhere. I destroyed all of my recently folded clothes and the house looked like a disaster zone after my 30 min of searching. Pregnancy cravings aren't to be messed with so, by this time, I was crying. I finally gave up the search and accepted my defeat. A few minutes later, I found them, hung up on the stupid key holder. WTF??? My brain has officially turned into mush.
Needless to say, when I finally made it to 7-11, I enjoyed the most satisfying slurpee in the history of slurpees.
WTF tourists.... I live in phx and with the super bowl being here Sunday, the mass amounts of rental vehicles are appearing and most people don't know how to drive. I think our city is fairly easy to get around because our streets are a grid system but I guess not.
I don't live too far from the stadium and I know the closer Sunday gets, it's just going to be a complete shitshow.
haha I live in Prescott about an hour or so away and it's downright crazy here too. I overheard a lot of tourists who said they couldn't find any hotel rooms left in PHX, Anthem or anywhere but here and then proceeded to complain about how tiny my town is, that there isn't anything to do, blah blah blah, jerks
WTF nosey old lady at Walmart! As much as I hated to I had to go get groceries today and while I'm waiting in line to check out I was on the phone with my mom and we were talking about my ultrasound before I hung up. Well the nice old lady behind me starts lecturing me because I don't have a ring on my finger! WTF? Then tells me "its okay honey maybe you won't gain too much weight since you're already on the heavy side" WTF LADY? First off I don't have my wedding ring on because my damn hands have been swelling so bad and Second I'm 5"4 and weigh 138 I have lost 20 pounds during this pregnancy and I'm stuggling to keep weight on!!!!! I know I'm not skinny but I'm most definitely not fat woman!!!!
Sorry but I feel much better now that I got all that out!
WTF nosey old lady at Walmart! As much as I hated to I had to go get groceries today and while I'm waiting in line to check out I was on the phone with my mom and we were talking about my ultrasound before I hung up. Well the nice old lady behind me starts lecturing me because I don't have a ring on my finger! WTF? Then tells me "its okay honey maybe you won't gain too much weight since you're already on the heavy side" WTF LADY? First off I don't have my wedding ring on because my damn hands have been swelling so bad and Second I'm 5"4 and weigh 138 I have lost 20 pounds during this pregnancy and I'm stuggling to keep weight on!!!!! I know I'm not skinny but I'm most definitely not fat woman!!!!
Sorry but I feel much better now that I got all that out!
WTF happened to my bloodwork? I'm so peee-oooed! I've been on pins and needles for 8 days waiting for the results of my Verifi testing for chromosomal issue probabilities and I get a call from my OB's office tonight. Excited but nervous, I answered, ready to hear the news...alas, "I'm sorry but we need to repeat the bloodwork," she says. "Something happened to cause your samples to deteriorate and there aren't enough cells to do the testing. Your blood was probably 'left out' and got warm or something." OMGGGG! 15 tubes of blood and it took 8 days to tell me there's nothing good left? So now I have to schedule another appointment and then wait all over again. SIGH...W.T.F. Wednesday is damn right.
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WTF introverts! Why do my introverted friends NEVER RESPOND TO MY TEXTS in a timely manner?! It's incredibly stressful for me. I feel like I'm the only one making any effort.
WTF skull-splitting headache torturing me since I woke up this morning. Oh wait...let me take ONE Tylenol every SIX hours as my doctor advised. Yep, That'll do the trick.....seriously....W.T.F?!? ~X(
WTF toilet that over flows for no reason and cat that all of a sudden can't pee in the box! Good thing the nausea has decreased today or else cleaning those would have been unbearable!!
Re: WTF Wednesday - Jan 28
WTF, water + granola bar?!
Why/how did you give me heart burn?!
WTF-2yr old. I promise you, life will be sooo much easier the moment you stop throwing a fit every morning about putting clothes on. It is not an option, you are not going to daycare in jammies. No new routine, it's been 1.5yrs of this...time to get with the program.
WTF husband...I know you want "it", but I have freaking pneumonia! Seriously, being groped in my sleep is NOT my idea of "fun". Leave me alone until I am better. Geez!!!
WTF to my sons dad and step-mother. Or maybe they should be classified for Twatwaffle's...but either case. I call last night to verify what time he gets to school and you refuse to answer. It's the 1 flipping night a week you get him and you act like it's so inconvenient for you to answer your damn phone. Subsequently I had to wait at the school for 30mins this morning so I didn't miss "muffins with mom", like I promised him I'd be there for.
WTF meds...this headache and jittery feeling are getting old. My body should've adjusted to you by now...get with the program, I have work to do!!
And Lastly,
WTF....Just plain WTF!! It's been one of those days, and I walk into a mound of unfinished reports by our crews and I get to play"bad guy" and make them write them or turn them into the state...Yay!! NOT!!!
Colten James - 9/9/2005
Isabella Ann - 7/20/2012
SURPRISE!!! Emma Leigh - due 8/27/2015 (c-section date 8/7/2015)
WTF DH, I love you but wanting to get busy when I'm exhausted is just not an option, when I say I'm not in the mood it means that, it doesn't mean that I don't love or want you.
WTF kids, can't you clean up after yourselves? You're old enough to pick up your own stuff, no lets leave it to mom who feels like poo
WTF sister in law, seriously who asks " was it planned? when did you get pregnant? Did you want to be pregnant?" Yes I had two previous children unplanned at a very young age, thus earning me the title of " floozy slut" in her book. No it wasn't planned but my DH and I are more than prepared for our little bundle of surprise joy, and calling me Fertile Murtle right now isn't the best thing to do
lastly WTF emotions and hormones? Sad, happy, tired, angry, happy, sad, happy, pissed, complacent.....honestly WTF
I don't live too far from the stadium and I know the closer Sunday gets, it's just going to be a complete shitshow.
Needless to say, when I finally made it to 7-11, I enjoyed the most satisfying slurpee in the history of slurpees.
Yum, jealous...we don't have Sonic near us, and normally I don't care, but a cherry limeade does sound amazing!
I hope you put her in her place! What a royal biatch!
Sorry but I feel much better now that I got all that out!
OMG, that is horrible!!
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