A little laugh

tlglass91 · January 2015

I'm sure we've all seen this before, in fact it may have been posted recently. But I'm really not feeling this pregnancy thing any more ha, so I thought if I could make yall laugh maybe I could feel a little better? :-)

P.s sorry for the bad quality I'm mobile.

cndupree15 · January 2015

Isn't this the truth!!!! I know it's horrible to say but I am so ready for labor it's ridiculous. Not labor that comes early. Labor on my due date. Which had been moved up a week since last Friday. So looks like I've only got to wait until the 3rd. Unfortunately I'm walking around 4cm dilated. 100% effaced and having Braxton hicks 75% of my day! And it was just an act of congress to put on socks.

munchkin8590 · January 2015

Yeah things have definitely slowed wayyyy down for me. I want my baby to be healthy and come when she's ready, but I am so looking forward to not being pregnant anymore. I'm over it

tlglass91 · January 2015

Same here. I feel like this baby is gonna fall out of me when I stand up. It's not even so much the physical pain but the hormonal crap. Has anyone else's hormones seem to have gone crazy?! I think it's a combo of the anxiety of being so close, mixed with hormones, and lack of sleep!

cndupree15 · January 2015

tlglass91 said:
Same here. I feel like this baby is gonna fall out of me when I stand up. It's not even so much the physical pain but the hormonal crap. Has anyone else's hormones seem to have gone crazy?! I think it's a combo of the anxiety of being so close, mixed with hormones, and lack of sleep!

The sound of my 7year old eating Doritos grossed me out and instantly annoyed me I had to get up and walk out of the room. Then I cried bc I love Doritos but the smell of them makes me not want them.
I have seriously debated telling my boss to stick it where the sun doesn't shine for very simple requests.
All I can do is tell myself 13 more days, 13 more days.

flyinghigh89 · January 2015

My hormones have been all over the place. A television commercial made me weep the other day and was no where near remotely meant to be sad. Also struggling to even put my pants on with this pelvis pain, roll on due date!

tlglass91 · January 2015

cndupree15 said:

tlglass91 said:
Same here. I feel like this baby is gonna fall out of me when I stand up. It's not even so much the physical pain but the hormonal crap. Has anyone else's hormones seem to have gone crazy?! I think it's a combo of the anxiety of being so close, mixed with hormones, and lack of sleep!
The sound of my 7year old eating Doritos grossed me out and instantly annoyed me I had to get up and walk out of the room. Then I cried bc I love Doritos but the smell of them makes me not want them.
I have seriously debated telling my boss to stick it where the sun doesn't shine for very simple requests.
All I can do is tell myself 13 more days, 13 more days.

I wanted to slap my DH across the face last night for the obnoxious noise he made while eating corn on the cob so I feel your pain. Lately I really have the urge to slap people across the face. Hard. I swear I'm not a violent person.

cookinggirl15 · January 2015

I'm looking soooo forward to my due date. I can't hold my bladder at all, plus the coughing from this cold I have developed isn't helping matters!

tlglass91 · January 2015

cookinggirl15 said:
I'm looking soooo forward to my due date. I can't hold my bladder at all, plus the coughing from this cold I have developed isn't helping matters!

That stinks you have a cold!!! I think I would lose my mind if I got sick at this point. DH is getting sick but I told him it's karma for the cigarette he smoked the other night. I hope you start to feel better soon :-(

tlglass91 · January 2015

flyinghigh89 said:
My hormones have been all over the place. A television commercial made me weep the other day and was no where near remotely meant to be sad. Also struggling to even put my pants on with this pelvis pain, roll on due date!

That pelvic pain is the worse. I feel like someone took a hammer to my crotch

cndupree15 · January 2015

@tlglass91‌ it has gotten to the point that such little things make me angry. Most pregnant women get sad. I apparently have lost all patience.

tlglass91 · January 2015

@cndupree‌ I lose patience with people so easily also! And then I feel guilty about it so I cry.....

cndupree15 · January 2015

@tlglass91‌ no guilt on this Homefront. I did tell my BD that he was useless as tits on a boar hog last week bc he was tired from work and didn't pull the trash to the road. I apologized for that. But I don't think I felt bad.

tlglass91 · January 2015

cndupree15 said:
@tlglass91‌ no guilt on this Homefront. I did tell my BD that he was useless as tits on a boar hog last week bc he was tired from work and didn't pull the trash to the road. I apologized for that. But I don't think I felt bad.

Hahahahaha I just laughed out loud at that. "I'm only apologizing because i don't want you to think I'm heartless" I yelled at DH to stop fooling around and get to work before he got in trouble, then when he finally left I went running outside sobbing for him not to leave. Long story short I tagged along with him to work because i didn't wanna be alone.

tlglass91 · January 2015

maasybaby said:
hahaha good find! I'm still ok, but I'm in week 36 so I'm still trying to keep him propped inside. Bet I'll be singing a different tune in a week and a bit!

Once I hit 37 weeks I started having "pep" talks with my boy. I want him to come when he's ready, but I'm hoping he will be ready by at least his due date!

tlglass91 · January 2015

toamberroy said:
I posted this to my FB last week. I saw the MFM specialist today, and she is estimating 13 pounds total for my two babies at this point. No wonder my lady bits hurt! No signs of labor and no issues, so a possible 20 days left!

Eek! I feel bad for complaining about 6 pounds now!

cndupree15 · January 2015

toamberroy said:
Don't feel bad at all. It's all relative, I promise! I remember being pregnant with my singleton, and it sucked at the end too! We all get to complain because pain is pain- emotional and physical.

I read 13 pounds and cringed before I saw it was multiples. I thought my 6lbs was making me nervous.
Isn't it great to be on a day countdown and not a month count down?!?!

adbecker72590 · January 2015

Story of my life! Someone needs to write a book, "A pregnant woman's guide to self control-how not to punch everyone in the face!" That's all I want to do right now!

kbelly777 · January 2015

I'm 39 weeks on Thursday and I am SO DONE.

I want her to come when she's ready and my body is ready, but that day can't get here soon enough!

Although, I know from experience that things don't really get easier after the baby is born. Sure, you're not pregnant anymore, but you're healing from delivery (which can be really painful), you're leaking milk, getting hardly any sleep and your hormones are SERIOUSLY haywire then too.

Postpartum is truly when the shit hits the proverbial fan.

tlglass91 · January 2015

kbelly777 said:
I'm 39 weeks on Thursday and I am SO DONE.

I want her to come when she's ready and my body is ready, but that day can't get here soon enough!

Although, I know from experience that things don't really get easier after the baby is born. Sure, you're not pregnant anymore, but you're healing from delivery (which can be really painful), you're leaking milk, getting hardly any sleep and your hormones are SERIOUSLY haywire then too.

Postpartum is truly when the shit hits the proverbial fan.

Ok now I'm seriously scared for my hormones! I'm terrified im gonna have PPD. I just wanna be a good mom :-(

kbelly777 · January 2015

I cried a bunch after DD was born. I remember sitting in my living room with a crying newborn sobbing and thinking "oh dear Lord, what have I DONE. There's no going back. I'll never survive this."

Seriously. Girls, be ready. It's earth shattering at first and a lot of it is hormones. I was much better mentally by week 2 or 3. If it lasts longer than that you need to seek help. PPD needs to be taken seriously .

tlglass91 · January 2015

@kbelly777‌ that timeline is good to know. I have no idea what is normal and not normal so at least I know what to look for now.

HayleyBug55 · January 2015

By the middle of March we'll all be saying "I love my LO but I miss being pregnant"

Zsmommmy · January 2015

HayleyBug55 said:
By the middle of March we'll all be saying "I love my LO but I miss being pregnant"

Lies you tell lol count me out on that. I will be so happy.to have my.body back i am NEVER getting pregnant again.dont get me wrong i am happy for the.experience 2 times but i just.dont enjoy pregnancy come on 2/1

HayleyBug55 · January 2015

Zsmommmy said:

HayleyBug55 said:
By the middle of March we'll all be saying "I love my LO but I miss being pregnant"
Lies you tell lol count me out on that. I will be so happy.to have my.body back i am NEVER getting pregnant again.dont get me wrong i am happy for the.experience 2 times but i just.dont enjoy pregnancy come on 2/1

You are the first person I've ever heard say they didn't miss being pregnant after having their LO. :-O All the people I know miss feeling their kicks and having baby all to themselves.

Zsmommmy · January 2015

@HayleyBug55 the kicks nope but the having him to myself maybe just a litlle.this lil lovebug is trully precious.it is time for him to get out of my ribs back and off my bladder

tlglass91 · January 2015

I think I will miss it slightly. But then again probably not..... Lol

cndupree15 · January 2015

I won't miss it at all. Except when people ask if they can carry my groceries or let me skip in front of them in line. That I will miss.

maryxc1 · January 2015

cndupree15 said:
I won't miss it at all. Except when people ask if they can carry my groceries or let me skip in front of them in line. That I will miss.

People did things like that a whole lot more my first pregnancy. Now with a huge tummy and two year old in tow I guess they think I am beyond help. Who knows.

sugarpeas79 · January 2015

I am over it too... and I am only 35 weeks, and still sleeping pretty well at night. Can't believe I have five (or more...) weeks to go... I want baby to come when she is good and ready, of course - but I hope she is ready on the earlier side of 40 weeks.

Thanks to PPs who have mentioned PPD - I didn't really know what to expect either, good to have a timeline. I've noticed over the past week or two that my random crying (while walking the dog, watching American Idol, etc) has been more frequent - sounds like that will only increase. Good to know

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