I'm not sure how old all of you are, but does anyone remember the 90's song, "Closing Time?"
Totally not about a bar like I thought. It's about....get this....having a baby!! WTH? Mind blown. About 3:44 is when he explains it.
https://groundedparents.com/2015/01/13/nineties-song-closing-time-isnt-about-the-end-of-a-night-out/
Re: Totally random FYI :)