Random thoughts while stuck on the side of the road...

staciecoffey · January 2015

So I think I broke my work car and I'm waiting on my boss(meh) to come swap me vehicles...here are some random pregnancy thoughts...

1) what if the gender of our children was determined by fortune cookies? ( I just ate two which triggered the thought)

2) what if how we get pregnant is actually like the The Family Guy episode depicts it?

3) what if our s/o's had to go through all the pregnancy symptoms with us? Who would whine more?

**edited because my iPhone got perverted...

mamalmd · January 2015

4: what if you had to name your baby after what food you're craving? Mine would be named Hamburger.

georgiaadavila · January 2015

MH would never survive this, mostly because I wouldn't be as nice about dealing with whining as he is!

Here's a random thought i had while my dog was laying on my belly, snoring and causing LO to move around a lot: what if my baby is born and only knows how to communicate like a dog? Like, what if he/she only growls and barks and I have to learn to speak dog too?

I think I needed a nap...

MrsMonogrammed · January 2015

@mamalmd‌ my daughter will have to wear this shirt for the rest of her life....

kej0004 · January 2015

@MrsMonogrammed Now I hope baby is a girl just so I can buy that shirt.

staciecoffey · January 2015

Omg! Yall definitely put my ransoms to shame!

mindaa · January 2015

I recently found myself pondering... what if it was possible to get KU while you pregnant, and have babies of different sizes/ages growing inside at the same time.

leenziepops · January 2015

mindaa said:
I recently found myself pondering... what if it was possible to get KU while you pregnant, and have babies of different sizes/ages growing inside at the same time.

Straight after sex I tell DH how we could have made another baby. Then i freak myself out with images of two different aged babies growing in me. I'm *that ridiculous

frankengibbs · January 2015

Haha! I would rather birth an elephant than deal with a "pregnant" DH...
Since we're sort of sharing random thoughts, I keep saying to my belly "Dude, are we hungry or not?" And I just thought...what if LO could respond? If she's anything like me I bet she would say something like "Fuck if I know, lady!" And I find that entirely too entertaining.

Gender fortune cookie? Hmmm...
It's a human!
Your lucky numbers are 2 1 7 10

No more early morning appointments for me. I clearly need a nap. Lol

mamalmd · January 2015

mindaa said:
I recently found myself pondering... what if it was possible to get KU while you pregnant, and have babies of different sizes/ages growing inside at the same time.

Ha, this creeped me out because all I can think of are nesting dolls.

mathistm · January 2015

Haha @JimBobCooter‌ my DH is the same. He blames his weight gain entirely on sympathy cravings he has "for me". Ya okay dude.

lfaithlove · January 2015

mindaa said:
I recently found myself pondering... what if it was possible to get KU while you pregnant, and have babies of different sizes/ages growing inside at the same time.

I have a cousin who has two entire sets of reproductive organs. I was young when she found out (and had some sort of procedure to "shut down" one set) but since I've gotten older I have so many questions I'm dying to know the answer to... Was she having two cycles? In that case... Could she have had one babies in each uterus at the same time if the cycles were just aligned in just the right way??

Mind = blown.

elbowpasta · January 2015

lfaithlove said:

mindaa said:
I recently found myself pondering... what if it was possible to get KU while you pregnant, and have babies of different sizes/ages growing inside at the same time.
I have a cousin who has two entire sets of reproductive organs. I was young when she found out (and had some sort of procedure to "shut down" one set) but since I've gotten older I have so many questions I'm dying to know the answer to... Was she having two cycles? In that case... Could she have had one babies in each uterus at the same time if the cycles were just aligned in just the right way??

Mind = blown.

THERE WAS TOTALLY A GREYS ANATOMY EPISODE ABOUT THIS.

I base all of my medical knowledge on Grey's Anatomy, so it obviously HAS to be possible in real life.

elbowpasta · January 2015

Also, I definitely recently googled, "Can baby feel my emotions?" Didn't get any really good answers but I'm pretty sure that's because it was a stupid AF question.

staciecoffey · January 2015

I was showing my hubby some of these posts and he definitely fussed at me for lack of Internet safety skills on the interwebz...womp womp

elbowpasta · January 2015

@pickles26‌ I knew it. McSteamy wouldn't lie to me.

jrush89 · January 2015

lfaithlove said:

mindaa said:
I recently found myself pondering... what if it was possible to get KU while you pregnant, and have babies of different sizes/ages growing inside at the same time.
I have a cousin who has two entire sets of reproductive organs. I was young when she found out (and had some sort of procedure to "shut down" one set) but since I've gotten older I have so many questions I'm dying to know the answer to... Was she having two cycles? In that case... Could she have had one babies in each uterus at the same time if the cycles were just aligned in just the right way??

Mind = blown.

There was a Greys Anatomy about that a couple of years ago and the woman was having 2 babies 6 weeks apart because they each had their own uterus

jrush89 · January 2015

jrush89 said:

lfaithlove said:

mindaa said:
I recently found myself pondering... what if it was possible to get KU while you pregnant, and have babies of different sizes/ages growing inside at the same time.
I have a cousin who has two entire sets of reproductive organs. I was young when she found out (and had some sort of procedure to "shut down" one set) but since I've gotten older I have so many questions I'm dying to know the answer to... Was she having two cycles? In that case... Could she have had one babies in each uterus at the same time if the cycles were just aligned in just the right way??

Mind = blown.
There was a Greys Anatomy about that a couple of years ago and the woman was having 2 babies 6 weeks apart because they each had their own uterus

Crap, I should have finished reading the entire thread before I posted

staciecoffey · January 2015

The fact that you can have not one but two sets of those organs has me all...

bbnmama2012 · January 2015

I have a friend who has a fraternal twin brother who is biracial. My friend is white. (let's just say her mom has been around the block a few times) I seriously did not believe they were twins when I first met her.

tinavonsparkle · January 2015

We recently did an operation on a lady who was 13 weeks pregnant who was admitted with cramping and severe pain - turns out she had a new eptopic pregnancy developing in addition to her first pregnancy! It's super rare but it's possible. We had to remove her tube. It's the first time I had seen a pregnant person being operated on under GA. It blew my mind! x

leenziepops · January 2015

tiffanyhowton said:
I have a friend who has a fraternal twin brother who is biracial. My friend is white. (let's just say her mom has been around the block a few times) I seriously did not believe they were twins when I first met her.

What? I'm so confused!

Bednarova · January 2015

leenziepops said:

tiffanyhowton said:
I have a friend who has a fraternal twin brother who is biracial. My friend is white. (let's just say her mom has been around the block a few times) I seriously did not believe they were twins when I first met her.
What? I'm so confused!

Two eggs were released at ovulation and mom had two partners in her fertile window is my best guess? What are the odds??

Schnurette · January 2015

mamalmd said:
4: what if you had to name your baby after what food you're craving? Mine would be named Hamburger.

True story...thats how my DD ended up Reese. This one is gonna be Big Mac.

leenziepops · January 2015

Bednarova said:

leenziepops said:

tiffanyhowton said:
I have a friend who has a fraternal twin brother who is biracial. My friend is white. (let's just say her mom has been around the block a few times) I seriously did not believe they were twins when I first met her.
What? I'm so confused!

Two eggs were released at ovulation and mom had two partners in her fertile window is my best guess? What are the odds??

I think you got it.
https://www.babycenter.com/0_strange-but-true-twins-can-have-different-fathers_10364945.bc
I'm feeling disturbed. Jerry Springer shit right there

bbnmama2012 · January 2015

leenziepops said:

Bednarova said:

leenziepops said:

tiffanyhowton said:
I have a friend who has a fraternal twin brother who is biracial. My friend is white. (let's just say her mom has been around the block a few times) I seriously did not believe they were twins when I first met her.
What? I'm so confused!

Two eggs were released at ovulation and mom had two partners in her fertile window is my best guess? What are the odds??
I think you got it.
https://www.babycenter.com/0_strange-but-true-twins-can-have-different-fathers_10364945.bc
I'm feeling disturbed. Jerry Springer shit right there

No kidding. That woman's issues went far beyond multiple sex partners in a few days. Lol. Thankfully, my friend turned out okay through it all.

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