My electric breast pump is trying to talk to me.

ssstephanie214 · December 2014

I can't be the only one.

I swear my pump is saying "YEAH BOOB" in a robot voice over and over as it sucks the milk out.

You too??

narbuckle01 · December 2014

Mine changes on a daily basis from "this sucks" to "yay milk". There's others too, guess it depends on how sleep deprived and loopy I am at the time. Glad I'm not the only one who hears it though haha!

turtles7 · December 2014

"Nipple nipple"

minibean16 · December 2014

First, I just adore you @ssstephanie214‌! You won me over with your technology free birth

Second, I'm so glad I'm not the only one! Mine says different things depending on the speed!!

Sometimes is says "let it go," which is either helping me part with my milk, or trying to promote Frozen. Other times it is bi-lingual and says "huevos" and then I get hungry.

gldnbearz · December 2014

Now that all you ladies mention it, I'm sitting here listening to my pump "talk" to me.

Too sleepy = auditory hallucinations.

kayd8 · December 2014

When I first started, it always said "I pump" and "let down." I no longer hear the voices though.

AnnieRoo13 · December 2014

I'm jealous that your pumps all speak!

All mine says is "moo".

uncharted01 · December 2014

wax on - wax off

ssstephanie214 · December 2014

@zengal‌ LOL redrum

@minibean16‌ you're also my favorite, I get sad when you don't appear in threads I read

@AeandJb‌ I have the Medela double milker

NunyaBennis · December 2014

I'm so glad I'm not alone! YES to redrum.
Also: right boob, red pope (?), more pump, bread get... all kinds of things. I try to just mind my bump business!

minibean16 · December 2014

@ssstephanie214‌ lovefest!!! :x

jessa1228 · December 2014

Haha I was just thinking about this this morning! It doesn't help that H imitates it when he hears it.

mamatohne · December 2014

"Woo-sah"

zamboni00 · January 2015

Another vote for "wax on, wax off'

hjenni · January 2015

kegcrc said:

My pump doesn't talk to me but my white noise machine does. So serious.

That's terrifying. I think I watch too many horror movies lol

MrsAdventure · January 2015

Mine says "dry hump".

Funny thing is, I thought this from the get go and said nothing to DH. Then about a week of pumping, out of the blue he starts chanting "dry hump" along with my pump. Cracked me up.

NunyaBennis · January 2015

@zamboni00‌ Hi!!! Long time, no see! You should come out of the twins thread more often (or maybe I should start reading them...)

zamboni00 · January 2015

Hi @NunyaBennis‌

. I always hesitate to join in, figuring anyone who hasn't followed the twin threads probably doesn't know me at all! I just couldn't help myself on this one, though. Just the other day I was telling H about the wax on, wax off chant. Then, I asked him what it felt like to be married to a 12 year old boy, since I couldn't stop laughing at 'wax off'.

SarahHeck · January 2015

This thread makes me so happy! My pump was just saying "pickles pickles" and was wondering if anyone else's talked to them so I searched and sure enough! I've also gotten "wax on, wax off" before!

harmonicbabe26 · January 2015

This is hilarious!!! I discovered this when I was pumping for DD1 and when it started talking to me again this time I was giggling... This morning it was saying 'let's go let's go'. It's always something else...

gldnbearz · January 2015

For some reason, the pump is saying "tofu" to me right now.

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