what weird thing would you spend it on? I don't mean like traveling, paying off debt, getting a new car, or anything like that. Has to be totally out there.
I would pay someone to play with my hair or scratch my back every night until I fell asleep or just when I needed to relax.
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I would hire an official crab picker so I could have the lump crab meat all the time.
Although I have to admit I find picking crabs as part of the fun of eating them but it tears up my hands and if I had a lot of money is eat crabs all the time and it would get old.
I'd actually have my own crabber crew with a boat on a Chesapeake and a house in nap town, obvs.
Do you think, for a dog or cat, that having a person pet them is like having someone play with your hair/scratch your back? @edoliesmom You are basically hiring a person petter.
Haha it's exactly like that.
February Siggy Challenge: Favorite TV couple ~ Jim & Pam
I think I'd hire someone to come a do laundry (and fold and put it away) every day. Also they could file, organize and shred all the stuff that needs it. That would be glorious.
I would hire an official crab picker so I could have the lump crab meat all the time.
Although I have to admit I find picking crabs as part of the fun of eating them but it tears up my hands and if I had a lot of money is eat crabs all the time and it would get old.
I'd actually have my own crabber crew with a boat on a Chesapeake and a house in nap town, obvs.
I have a gif that illustrates crab picking, but it will get me banned. Please insert imaginary inappropriate gif here.
I would pay to have all my groceries delivered and put away. I HATE grocery shopping. We always spend waaay to much money, which I guess wouldn't matter if I had an infinite amount of money. There are always too many people there and I hate putting everything in the cart, then on the conveyor belt, into the cart, into the car, out of the car and into the proper place. UGH.
I would hire someone to wash and style my hair and do my make up.
I would hire someone to be my gym buddy and someone to carry my bags when I shop.
I would hire someone to remodel homes to create income properties for me. It's like I would have my own personal Scott McGillivary. Then I would hire someone else to manage them. (This may be silly since I have infinite amounts of money but knowing I have a source of income would make me feel better)
On that same note, I would love a giant Swiss Family Robinson style tree house, with a zip line.
Or, I'd like to own Cat House on the Kings
Or, have a videographer and photographer to capture anything and everything I'd want in LO's life
A videographer would've came in handy yesterday! I discovered Edolie likes me to chase her, so I tried propping my phone up on the coffee table and pressed record. It fell over. When I tried again and put Edolie into place, she didn't want me to put her down, so she threw herself backwards in a fit of rage and hit her head on an ice chest. After consoling her, she finally started to "run away" but then got ahead of her arms and head planted into the hardwood. I gave up after that.
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While still practical I'd just spend all my money on tools and random workshops so I could do fun DIY projects. These projects would be specifically for home goods though. I'd just redecorate my home every week
And someone to pick up my house, but I would still clean
And someone to detail my car
And go grocery shopping
I would still want to work, but only part time
Which would leave me time to go back to Tang Soo Do, so I can get my black belt
Let's be honest, I would want to work, but not at my current job.
I have a barn, and a Gypsy Vanner horse, a pony for my kids. The barn would have an indoor arena so I can ride during the cold winters.
Hmmm, I might have to rethink this whole "working" thing. Making furniture, doing Tang Soo Do and riding my horse is going to take up all the time I am not with my kids....
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I would have a personal shopper because I hate going clothes shopping. And I would have someone come to my house to do my hair and make up whenever I was going out because I am horrible at it. And I would add a yoga studio to my house. It would be my zen room - no kids or DH allowed.
I'd hire a fantastic personal tutor to teach me Spanish and then take my family to some spanish speaking country with my family for a semester so that I could get some immersion practice.
And, I would take a year off of teaching to go live in Bavaria in Germany. I'd buy traditional Bavarian outfits for all of us to wear on formal occassions, and do lots of hiking in the Alps foothills . We almost got outfits on our honeymoon, but those are pricey!
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Re: If you had a ridiculous amount of money...
Although I have to admit I find picking crabs as part of the fun of eating them but it tears up my hands and if I had a lot of money is eat crabs all the time and it would get old.
I'd actually have my own crabber crew with a boat on a Chesapeake and a house in nap town, obvs.
I have a gif that illustrates crab picking, but it will get me banned. Please insert imaginary inappropriate gif here.
I would love to have a personal stylist! I'm useless when it comes to fashion.
Liposuction would also be great!
I would hire someone to be my gym buddy and someone to carry my bags when I shop.
I would hire someone to remodel homes to create income properties for me. It's like I would have my own personal Scott McGillivary. Then I would hire someone else to manage them. (This may be silly since I have infinite amounts of money but knowing I have a source of income would make me feel better)
And get an au-pair or nanny that would teach my kids French.
And buy/ build a house for my nanny to live in and a barn hand.
And I'd pay someone to make some nice woodsy trails on my land and buy a horse and we'd go riding and walk the goats.
Oh and I'd buy the island I used to camp on when I was little. It takes like 6-8 hours to walk around
I'd also buy a house in France as well and pay for my friends to go out there with me!
And id go to vet school.....
Edit: I'd have at least a weekly massage for myself and DH
Get a boob reduction
Get electrolysis for my legs and bikini line!
Edited edit:
Also a maid
Someone who dries my hair and straighten every 3 days!.
Chef.