Twatwaffle Tuesday 1/13.

Lois172000 · January 2015

Since I've been up since 4:30 I would like to dedicate the first Twatwaffle Tuesday dedication to my 80 lb dog that has taken the corner of my blankets hostage. Just because a corner was touching the floor, you aren't entitled to snuggle your fat ass up and pull the blankets off of me and DH. She will not move and if I force the issue the puppy will freak and everyone will be up.
Gonna be a LONG day...

Now for your special dedications.

kamarks08 · January 2015

If these GD TOU are seriously changing...

Effing twatwaffle douche canoe.

elizabetheleven · January 2015

@chrissdee that's scary, glad you're ok.

My IBS is a Twaffle. It just makes my MS so much worse.

sarawalks · January 2015

To delayed flights and not getting home until after midnight with a 20 month old in tow who then thinks it's time to play. All this with having to get back up at 5am to start the weekly grind all over. I need my bed.

Patella1129 · January 2015

I nominate DH who despite 4 years of begging, refuses to EVER get up when the kids do at 6:30 and insists that its just SO HARD for him to get up before 7:30. It pisses me off extra because when I try to go to bed super early because I know at least one kid will be up in the MOTN and they'll be up early, he gives me crap about being "lame" not spending more time together at night.

jensun1988 · January 2015

My Twaffle is my lovely husband who politely asked last night if I was going to be this "lazy" all throughout my pregnancy and if it was normal.This is as I am doubled over with nausea, exhaustion and a pulsing headache.

chavemann10 · January 2015

I nominate my DH and DD. God knows I love them, but neither of them can keep their mouths shut about this baby. I had a cute little surprise planned to reveal to my dad, and now both loud mouths have told enough people that it will be back to my dad before lunch time. I'm not typing him a long text because I can't even call him because we are both at work and he can't answer his phone...but I know someone will tell him Congrats or something before he is off work. Surprise RUINED!!! In DD's defense, DH makes it a point to tell her all the time about "the baby", and she is only 2 1/2 and doesn't understand what a "secret" is. So, I guess DH is the main twatwaffle today...LOL

Secondly, I nominate my doctors office. For being so damn busy that I can't get in until tomorrow for my U/S and I have to drive and extra 30 minutes to a different office because there was NO openings this week at all at the office I go to. Ugh!!!

KMBC2552 · January 2015

My youngest who decided that 5:30 is the new wake up time in our house.

KMBC2552 · January 2015

Also, someone at work who yelled at me this morning that I can't ask first thing in the morning if things are final. OK, well 1) YOU told me it would be good to go first thing Tuesday morning. 2) I waited an hour before approaching you. 3) I have a Dr's appt at noon and if I cannot start running things before I leave then it is just not going to get done today. Sorry, not sorry.

DSHM13 · January 2015

I nominate food aversions today. I am so so so tired of nothing sounding good and not wanting to eat. I'll find one thing that sounds good and then after a few days, even the thought of it is disgusting. Actually, all food sounds disgusting all the time. I can't wait until food isn't an issue!

KristinaD217 · January 2015

I nominate DH, as much as I love him, he BETTER get his ass out of bed and help me with this babu once it comes. I'm the only one that takes care of the puppy, and when I brought it up that he would have to help once the baby comes, he said "but I have to work and you don't" no duh. Sorry I lost job. Grumbles and gripes.

carabassa27 · January 2015

DH last night: "You look bigger. Do you think you've gained weight?"

svenskalamb13 · January 2015

Today, it will be my bladder. All of a sudden, I have lost my ability to hold anything in. As hard as I try, kegels and everything, I cant wait the extra 5 minutes to go pee.

shannonabigail · January 2015

meg2j said:

I nomination my DH. He ordered only his Girl Scout cookies. Wtf!

Eat them all.

shannonabigail · January 2015

My brain that thinks it's a good idea to wake up 30 minutes before an already early alarm. FU.

koyangi87 · January 2015

I nominate any and all wedding plans. Trying to find a venue now, even though our wedding is in a year, bc we live in wedding central, Charleston, SC and everything will be booked in a month. Grrraaarrrr. Also, my realization that no matter when I start dress shopping, I'm not going to be same size I'll be in a year post baby.

aRBe · January 2015

F'n twatwaffle that thinks he was more important than everyone else on the road and near took off my side view mirror racing down the shoulder!!! Feeling extra rage-y right now!!!! He hit the car behind me and ran!

suechug · January 2015

meg2j said:
I nomination my DH. He ordered only his Girl Scout cookies. Wtf!

DICK!

Packmomma · January 2015

KristinaD217 said:
I nominate DH, as much as I love him, he BETTER get his ass out of bed and help me with this babu once it comes. I'm the only one that takes care of the puppy, and when I brought it up that he would have to help once the baby comes, he said "but I have to work and you don't" no duh. Sorry I lost job. Grumbles and gripes.

I'm gonna be a sahm and my husband and I discussed who takes care of new baby and when. I have weekdays and he takes weekends (wakeups and breakfast so I can sleep). I'm taking mornings and he's in charge of baths and bedtime. And by discussed I mean I told him that it was not going to be all on me and we needed to figure it the fuck out before the baby came.

maybe try discussing expectations now so he knows what is expected.

Packmomma · January 2015

I'm going to nominate my car. Just got pulled over while going to get groceries because my right brake light is out. Just got my oil changed a week ago and it was fine but let me pass a cop while it's raining and suddenly it's broken. Luckily no ticket but come on. Now I get to go home and rummage through our shop for a spare bulb and change it in the rain. I can tell it's going to be a fantastic day.

astheria · January 2015

People who come to work knowing full well they are sick and contagious. I'm over here like:

elizabetheleven · January 2015

I have another one. The bag of "fruit" snacks I just ate. There is a carrot in there. A carrot is not a fucking fruit.

myfriendscallmemeg · January 2015

The jeans I'm wearing are my twatwaffle today.

The scale says I weigh .4 lbs less than what I did when I first weighed in during my pregnancy. But my pants are trying to tell me otherwise.

2dumbdogs · January 2015

astheria said:
People who come to work knowing full well they are sick and contagious. I'm over here like:

I'm at the dmv right now and there are definitely a lot of really sick folks all around me. They all stink of cigarettes too. Ughhh

numb3rMel · January 2015

@myfriendscallmemeg your new siggy is on crack. Pass the fries please.

layloo08 · January 2015

Some coworkers and MS. I had to leave work early due to a vicious cycle of MS and a migraine. I can't eat because of ms. I can't eat so I get a headache. I can't take my headache meds because I can't eat. Never ending.
Back to the coworker... I am sick of hearing "just eat some crackers" or "I was never that sick when I was Prego".

Princessn678 · January 2015

The scale at the Dr office ... You suck and I think you lie.

wildermom · January 2015

Princessn678 said:
The scale at the Dr office ... You suck and I think you lie.

Yes. Last pregnancy my OB's scale was like 5 pounds under mine and it was glorious. This time? 7 pounds over mine! WTF! Every time I go in I want to scream at the nurse "Don't write that down!"

jgesi · January 2015

anamerriam said:
My husband - after Dr told me to be on bed rest till I stop spotting, I asked DH to rent romantic comedie movies out for me. So he got me a movie about a stillborn. WTF? I guess he didn't read the fine print AGAIN.

Oh man... DHs... bless their clueless hearts. Can you imagine if they were pregnant?

dkizz82 · January 2015

meg2j said:
I nomination my DH. He ordered only his Girl Scout cookies. Wtf!

Not cool!

dkizz82 · January 2015

layloo08 said:
Some coworkers and MS. I had to leave work early due to a vicious cycle of MS and a migraine. I can't eat because of ms. I can't eat so I get a headache. I can't take my headache meds because I can't eat. Never ending.
Back to the coworker... I am sick of hearing "just eat some crackers" or "I was never that sick when I was Prego".

I told DH the next time one more person told me they weren't sick or they loved being pregnant I was just gonna say "fuck you!" Those words NeVeR come out of my mouth but they did when my SIL said it to me.
No bitch, crackers don't work and no one cares about your great, symptom free pregnancy.

daffodil428 · January 2015

anamerriam said:

My husband - after Dr told me to be on bed rest till I stop spotting, I asked DH to rent romantic comedie movies out for me. So he got me a movie about a stillborn. WTF? I guess he didn't read the fine print AGAIN.

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?! I am so sorry.. I also nominate @anamerriam's husband.

AceBaby191 · January 2015

dkizzire82 said:

Some coworkers and MS. I had to leave work early due to a vicious cycle of MS and a migraine. I can't eat because of ms. I can't eat so I get a headache. I can't take my headache meds because I can't eat. Never ending. Back to the coworker... I am sick of hearing "just eat some crackers" or "I was never that sick when I was Prego".
I told DH the next time one more person told me they weren't sick or they loved being pregnant I was just gonna say "fuck you!" Those words NeVeR come out of my mouth but they did when my SIL said it to me. No bitch, crackers don't work and no one cares about your great, symptom free pregnancy.

On the other side of this. . . my light symptom pregnancy is a source of disbelief and incredulity around my office. I have people that seriously ask me all the time if I'm sick yet. WTF? No, god, calm down. . . sorry I'm not sick?? "Your 3rd trimester is going to be a doozy!" Thanks!! I hope you trip in the parking lot for saying that.

WTF is wrong with people??

My other bitch is the repeating effing topics on this board. Come on people. . .READ. JUST READ WHERE IT SAYS READ. AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.

sarawalks · January 2015

Sarah.Wilder said:

The scale at the Dr office ... You suck and I think you lie.
Yes. Last pregnancy my OB's scale was like 5 pounds under mine and it was glorious. This time? 7 pounds over mine! WTF! Every time I go in I want to scream at the nurse "Don't write that down!"

The scale at my doctors office is 4 lbs more than mine. I always ask if we can use my weight if I can predict what their scale says. They laugh and than write down their scales weight. ugh

mamaZbo · January 2015

Dd gets the nod today. She was being a beast getting dressed after gymnastics and then whined about a snack the whole way home after I told her we were going home to eat dinner. It was that fake cry/whine that stirs the rage deep inside. I turned the radio up to drown her out and that seemed to help.

manda1214 · January 2015

My twatwaffle is my inconsiderate old neighbors who slam their car doors between 7-9 every night. We live on city lots and the sound echos between our houses. On top of that, (even though this may not be their fault) their snow plow guy came at 4:45 am. The kicker is they don't leave the house. Why are they getting the driveway plowed? Their car has three days of snow on it (except the door they constantly open) but the driveway is clear.
Then today I pull into my street and there's a U-Haul in their driveway!! I got so excited! Turns out it's their son moving in, not them moving out. Mother f-er!

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