'No I'm not in labor. Yes, I'll call you before he goes to kindergarten. If this is a non baby call please leave a message.'
Both mom and MIL yesterday and this past weekend 'Just checking in' and wanting to know when my next appointment is (they have NEVER asked about appointments except for the u/s). My sister at 7:43 this morning 'Are you dilated yet? When do you go to the doctor?'.Seriously - I'm at work for fvck's sake!
I know they are excited but come on, I'm not due till the 19th. Stop already!
Re: My new phone message...