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• MelissaMiso member

  January 2015

  I got another one:
  
  Dear Hand,
  
  Stop hurting. I know we screwed a lot of screws at weird angles while assembling that Ikea furniture, but enough already. I'm sending Tylenol after you!
  
  Sincerely,
  Lefty Lady
  

  
  

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• Nikolie93 member

  January 2015

  Dear PMS,
  
  Thanks for making me overly emotional moments ago at the Pharmacy. I completely broke down picking up my prenatal vitamins... Since it's a shitty ass reminder that I'm not pregnant and may never be again.
  
  Also, thanks for being right on track for CD1 to come on my anniversary tomorrow.. You're an asshole!
  
  Sincerely,
  Negative "I hate the world today" Nikki

  I am not sure how to say this without getting a "solicitation" warning so I guess I just say that I am not longer active on THIS site. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• lcwed member

  January 2015

  Dear body,
  
  Let it go, just let it go so I can move on. a second dose of medicine means I'm going to be going through this at work next week. Wake Up!!!

  
  
  Me 36 DH 39
  

  DD 3/29/12
  

                    BFP 6/4/14 ~ MMC 7/7/14 ~ D&C 7/15/14            
  BFP 11/28/14 ~ MMC  12/29/14    
  
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• Nikolie93 member

  January 2015

  @lcwed‌ I have my FX that it hurries up *hug*
  
  @MelissaMilo I've had the same hand issues after dealing with Ikea furniture!
  
  @agpjt413‌ remember in the nightly confessions thread when I was sick and said I sounded like Darth Vader during the BJ? Now you know how I felt! I hope you feel better quickly

  I am not sure how to say this without getting a "solicitation" warning so I guess I just say that I am not longer active on THIS site. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• meredithcarole member

  January 2015

  Dear Uterus,
  
  I don't understand how you get fatigued by running 3 errands. Yes, yes - you just had major surgery, but seriously, it's not like you are lifting things or doing the work to walk. I suppose it takes effort to rebuild your walls, but I still don't appreciate the correlation between getting gas, groceries, and lunch followed by the need to sit in pajamas with an ice pack for 3 hours. On the other hand, at least it gives me a good reason to be in pajamas at 5:30 on a Saturday. Regardless, you need to get your act together.
  
  Sincerely,
  The rest of Meredith's body.

  TTCAL January Siggy Challenge: Animals in the Snow

  
  

  
  

  
  

    

  About Me: 

  
  

  AMA 35 :  DH 33

  BFP#1 1/26/14 (EDD: 10/7/14).  MMC 3/10/14 D&C 3/14/14

  RE Consult 11/3/14 - AMH 2.25 "great" . FSH 7.10 . Low Vitamin D

  Myomectomy 12/17/14.  Benched until March.

  
  

  
  

  
  My Ovulation Chart

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• vh2014 member

  January 2015

  Dear entire reproductive system,

  
  

  You all need to get on the same page and remember I am 41 not 51 before the RE appointment.  I don't appreciate the +OPK and temp shift with no CM and the CM with no temp shift.  Get it together.  Glad you are starting to look like ovulating, but if you aren't giving me a BFP let's go back to CD1 and all start over together like you are supposed to.

  
  

  Signed,

  VH2014's FF Chart

  
  

  Dear FF,

  Stop getting drunk and moving crap around.  I don't need 2 different sets of pink and green boxes because you can't decide what's going on.  You are supposed to be smarter than me,

  
  

  vh2014

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  me:41   dh:43 

  Off Mirena Nov 2013, On Nuvaring end of Jan, Back off Sept 2014.  Never ending cycle starting end of Sept... 

  11/14 Provera failed... cycle continues 

  12/14 High FSH (57 "midcycle")  OBGYN had no clue... about anything 

  01/15 More lab results coming back from RE. U/S showed small (1")cyst on left ovary, thin lining, and couldn't locate right ovary so  possibly straight to DE and IVF 

  
  

  Occassionally mess with the chart below to see "what if" and learn (not to make it pretty but because FF stays drunk with me).  
  

  
  

  
  My Ovulation Chart

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• CML11 member

  January 2015

  Dear boss,
  I'm sorry my Transfer date can't fall on a weekend. Please remember I did not take any time off around the holidays, including working all of them with the exception of Christmas because we were closed. I have saved up 30 hours of vacation/personal time by doing this. I need my 2 effing days next week! But rather you are making me shift my hours to this weekend (day after my Retrieval) to make up for my missed time. Get your act together and get per diem help rather than firing them because you have a difficult personality. What good is vacation time if I can't even use it?You suck the life out of everything.
  
  Sincerely,
  Your overworked pissed off employee

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• wannabmama23 member

  January 2015

  Dear H,
  It's my FW, a BJ isn't gonna do it.
  Love,
  YW
  

  36, DH 31 TTC #1 since we got married, July 2014. http://FertilityFriend.com/home/522fa4/

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• KirstenAlecia member

  January 2015

  Dear H, 

  Stop being a douchebag. 

  Yes Im angry. I just went through hell and back.....no I don't want to "help you out"

  Sorry we are benched for sexytime....deal with it. Trust me Ive been dealing with worse.

  , 

  wife

  SIGGY WARNING

  Me 38   DH 34

  married 05-21-11 

  started TTC right away

  
  
  
  
  
  
  BFP- 10-16-14 EDD 6/13/15: MC 12-1-14 
  

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• Ally1177 member

  January 2015

  Dear H,

  
  

  It would be really helpful if you could get over your "nerves" and finish the deed. 

  
  

  Sincerely,

  Your wife (and her shrinking stock of eggs)

  Married since 10-20-2007

  Age: 37

  DH Age: 38

  TTC #1 since January 2014

  
  

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• waterbaby318 member

  January 2015

  Dear 2WW,

  
  

  Thank you for turning me into a hyper-vigilant symptom analyzer. 

  
  

  Ooo, cramps! Never mind the fact that I really have to fart.  Fertile CM after ovulation? Weird. Sure you had that last month but this time it must mean something.  Am I peeing more? Oh definitely this is it!

  
  

  I'll ignore the fact that it's only DPO 6 and too early for symptoms. I'm going to be a unique case, I just know it. I just know it.

  
  

  waterbaby318

  Me: 37

  DH: 35

  Married: 9/26/2011

  Hormones: All normal except AMH: Sept 2014 .022, Jan 2015 .05

  
  

  
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  My Babies 

  
  

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• MelissaMiso member

  January 2015

  DH
  
  Start following through with tasks you say you are going to do. You still haven't applied for a second job, the attic is still an unorganized dumping ground, and we still have a critter living up there, the sink still leaks, and you still having gone to the doctor for your UTI.
  
  Sincerely,
  Exhausted
  

  
  

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• bookworm40 member

  January 2015

  Dear AF
  Thanks for arriving and killing my hopes for a successful IUI this month. Also thanks to the PMS that arrived the past 3 days who turned me into a raging lunatic who screamed at DH for 20 min yesterday because his pants were wrinkled. Who does that?!?!?!
  Listen body, get it together this month.
  Sincerely
  Wrinkled pants hater

  Me: 40  

  TTC #1: 3 years

  Me: Type II Diabetic

  Started with RE 11/2014
  

  Going through IUI with Donor Sperm

  
  
  

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• Nikolie93 member

  January 2015

  I just want to say I'm enjoying this thread. I feel bad since it's for venting yet I find myself giggling at some of them. :-\"

  I am not sure how to say this without getting a "solicitation" warning so I guess I just say that I am not longer active on THIS site. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• KirstenAlecia member

  January 2015

  @waterbaby318 you made me giggle-snort! 

  SIGGY WARNING

  Me 38   DH 34

  married 05-21-11 

  started TTC right away

  
  
  
  
  
  
  BFP- 10-16-14 EDD 6/13/15: MC 12-1-14 
  

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• dukegirlsc member

  January 2015

  Dear slow growing third follicle,
  
  Don't you want to join your friends and be fat and happy and mature? don't you? don't you!??? Grrrrr!
  
  Sincerely,
  
  The woman who wants all the chances she can get

  **Losses Mentioned**

  Me 41, DH 38 

  TTC #1 since 9/2014 AMH 3.68, FSH 6.6

  IUI#1 12-02-2015 Letrozol, Gonal-F, Pregnyl, Acupuncture, BFP 12-17-2015 beta 1=72, beta 2=64, beta 3=10 MC 12-20-14 

  IUI#2 01-08-2015 Letrozol, Gonal-F, Pregnyl, Acupuncture, BFP 01-23-2015 beta 1=151, beta 2=450, beta 3=6524, beta 4= 29380 u/s at 7w5d baby with heartbeat measuring 6w2d. u/s 2-24 gestational sac only, beta 59400 MC 2-24-15 @ 8w6d D&C 2-27-15. Pathology results 47XX +20

  
  

  Diagnosis AMA and compound heterozygous MTHFR

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• dream2be3 member

  January 2015

  I seriously needed to read this thread today - so many laughs.  I'm not laughing at the situation(s) but rather the manner in which they are being told.

  @Cupcakegal930 - I've yelled at my DH for so many stupid things this past week it's ridiculous!  I got mad at him yesterday for pulling into a parking lot to make a phone call instead of being smart enough to make the call before we even left...good grief.  I usually get mad at him for talking on his cell while driving.  I swear, nothing makes me happy these days.  Lucky for me, DH is very tolerant and understanding.

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• bookworm40 member

  January 2015

  @dream2be3‌ DH is so tolerant of me thank god for that. We actually laughed about my rant for a good 10min yesterday. The way I look at it is, for all our bodies go through to TTC, the least our H's can go through is one day(s) a month of irrational behavior from us!

  Me: 40  

  TTC #1: 3 years

  Me: Type II Diabetic

  Started with RE 11/2014
  

  Going through IUI with Donor Sperm

  
  
  

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• wannabmama23 member

  January 2015

  @Cupcakegal930‌ I wish men had to go through 1 month of being a woman, let alone 1 mo being a woman and TTC...if only they knew how easy they have it!

  36, DH 31 TTC #1 since we got married, July 2014. http://FertilityFriend.com/home/522fa4/

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• happyktmom member

  January 2015

  Dear Femara,
  If you didn't suck so bad, i may consider taking you a third round.  You give me migraines and make me nauseous and make my body hurt like I have the flu.  I also used you as an excuse why I stopped working out, which doesn't make any sense at all.
  You suck,
  Not Pregnant Yet
  

  **child mentioned**
  Me(38)PCOS/Hypothyroid   DH(43)Low T/ED
  MMC at 10 weeks 03/2011 DD born 01/2012   TTC #2 since 04/2014
  BFP 8/26/2016
  
  
  

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• dukegirlsc member

  January 2015

  Dear Brain,
  
  Just because you know that an IUI is getting ready to happen doesn't mean that you can turn off during a post orgasmic state and forget that we need to hang on to sperm deposited during the FW! No standing for 20 minutes, help a uterus out!!

  **Losses Mentioned**

  Me 41, DH 38 

  TTC #1 since 9/2014 AMH 3.68, FSH 6.6

  IUI#1 12-02-2015 Letrozol, Gonal-F, Pregnyl, Acupuncture, BFP 12-17-2015 beta 1=72, beta 2=64, beta 3=10 MC 12-20-14 

  IUI#2 01-08-2015 Letrozol, Gonal-F, Pregnyl, Acupuncture, BFP 01-23-2015 beta 1=151, beta 2=450, beta 3=6524, beta 4= 29380 u/s at 7w5d baby with heartbeat measuring 6w2d. u/s 2-24 gestational sac only, beta 59400 MC 2-24-15 @ 8w6d D&C 2-27-15. Pathology results 47XX +20

  
  

  Diagnosis AMA and compound heterozygous MTHFR

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• Nikolie93 member

  January 2015

  Dear work, 

  
  

  I didn't miss you...at all. In fact, screw all 500+ of your emails! 
  
  I am sad that I will now have to log off TB until I get caught up. 

  
  

  Not so sincerely yours, 

  "I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drums play on the Bump all day" Nikki

  I am not sure how to say this without getting a "solicitation" warning so I guess I just say that I am not longer active on THIS site. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• MelissaMiso member

  January 2015

  @clgsquared I think we may be married to the same man
  

  
  

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• gfgrump member

  January 2015

  I know this is a kind of old thread but I really need to vent.
  Dear body,
  Thank you so much for giving me four days of nausea, headaches, sore bbs and heartburn. And on the fifth day you gave me AF. Grrr.
  

  TTC #1

  me- 37, DH- 38

  Married 6.28.14, started TTC right away
  BFP Nov 2015, PPROM Feb 2016
  ER #1 May 2017, 15 retrieved, 10 fertilized, 3 day 5.
  ER#2 July 2017, 22 retrieved, 13 fertilized, 6 day 5/6
  9 embryos tested for pgs and pgd.  
  FET #1 9.29.17- 1 embryo-BFN
  FET#2 12.19.17- I embryo-BFP 1/1/18! Happy New Year to me! EDD 9/6/18
  Baby boy born 9.11.18- the love of my life!

  
  

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• luvmyponies member

  January 2015

  Oh @Dwmmwd, I know how you feel! WHY WHY do PMS symptoms have to be exactly the same as pregnancy symptoms?!?!
  

  Me: 37  DH:39
  TTC #1 Since May 2014
  

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