WTF Wednesday

tiffard · December 2014

WTF stinky co-worker. You brag about your GIANT bottle of lotion that you found on sale (can't imagine why it was marked down). It smells horrible and you're making the whole office sick. How do I politely say "your lotion smells like cheese curds mixed with syrup and it makes me want to vomit"?

wonderbex · December 2014

WTF stomach? You don't want anything and its all gross and then all of the sudden you're starving? Make up your mind! I don't have time for your drama.

macncheese0712 · December 2014

WTF toddler? You woke hourly last night and still started our day before the sun came up. Why do you hate sleep?

etayislove · December 2014

WTF husband, prancing around about the house nekkid after a shower means get in the bedroom ASAP, yet there you sit watching Judge Judy????

DorkyMama · December 2014

WTF puppy? Licking my face at 4:30am for no good reason is not cool.

MySallyGirl · December 2014

WTF dh drinking out of my glass after me when you know I'm sick!? Stop it! I don't need you getting sick too and then having to deal with your man cold!

spazzz333 · December 2014

WTF my emotions. I just finished watching Legends of the Fall. Was in the mood for a little Brad porn. I balled through pretty much the entire thing beginning to end. I don't ever cry like this. Especially not bad movies with hot men in them.

CruiseGirl28 · December 2014

WTF work? Why are you still open? (I work from home on Wednesdays, but I still want to log off). The phone has barely rang all day.

3houlagirl · December 2014

WTF geriatric dog? Why you chose not to eat your food yesterday and let your bloodsugar tank so you are shaky and upset today is a mystery to me. Now I have to spend my day off watching you eat, which was not part of my plans...