I mean, it has my beard, but I just don't know. She would've had to have been pregnant for 11 months. Anybody know an elf's gestational period? Not that I begrudge this lil lump, but Santa's check can only go so far.
Oh man, at least a few hundred. I mean, it's great once I can put 'em to work (the child labor laws up here are a joke), but their mothers never fail in taking me for everything they can! It's almost like they're mad at me for my amazing sexy skills.
DAMMIT, if there's anything I hate, it's a woman having to eat her own cookie, especially when I'm not there to give her some milk to help wash it down.
Re: Another year, another baby