Haaaaaa! Love it. Don't have time or dedication to post regularly, but I wish I was closer with the gals on here so at month 9 we could all have some unity it whatever
I am an l & d nurse and my whole life often consists of all those posts !!! Aghhhhh! If I ever hear the word mucus plug on this board I will freak the f' out...
"Can I sweep my own membranes?" Lol...I think I remember that from my first board...
I always loved the "can my husband check to see if I'm dialted?" Questions when I was pregnant with my first. I did not want to know if I was dialted bad enough to have dh shove his hand up there to check.
One time we had a lady call our floor and tell us her husband checked her for dilation and "is it bad that he can fit his whole fist in there, should I come in?!" ............ I can't even......
The best part of my job is when people show up at the nursing station with their mucus plug in a ziplock bag after their husbands fished it out of the toilet for them. Then they try and hand it to us like we want to examine it! Keep your mucus plugs at home ladies!
The best part of my job is when people show up at the nursing station with their mucus plug in a ziplock bag after their husbands fished it out of the toilet for them. Then they try and hand it to us like we want to examine it! Keep your mucus plugs at home ladies!
The best part of my job is when people show up at the nursing station with their mucus plug in a ziplock bag after their husbands fished it out of the toilet for them. Then they try and hand it to us like we want to examine it! Keep your mucus plugs at home ladies!
Ewww - what on earth would they think you would need that
The best part of my job is when people show up at the nursing station with their mucus plug in a ziplock bag after their husbands fished it out of the toilet for them. Then they try and hand it to us like we want to examine it! Keep your mucus plugs at home ladies!
Wait seriously?! Who does that?!
You would be surprised. Extra gag inducing is the kitchen utensils used for the toilet fishing. Makes me very leery about eating anywhere but home.
Re: Looking into the crystal ball
I'll have to check again in 21 weeks!
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You would be surprised. Extra gag inducing is the kitchen utensils used for the toilet fishing. Makes me very leery about eating anywhere but home.