WTF Wednesday!

monkeydilla · December 2014

Let's here it.

Mine: WTF weather? I don't want it to rain today! I live in the SW, where we are suppose to have sun, no rain! I just want to go crawl back into bed and sleep the day away, but I'm stuck at work instead.

babycarb · December 2014

bookitup said:

A big WTF to my cousin's wife, who posted a rant on Facebook about how women who are "very large" look stupid when they post bump pictures when they are pregnant. And this girl (cousin's wife) had her stomach stapled so she could lose weight - she used to be well over 200 lbs, and now she is like a size 3. She is now pregnant and feels like she can pass judgment on all pregnant women and mothers. I legit cannot stand her.

Wooooooow I can't even comprehend this. So hurtful for her to say! I was 80 pounds heavier a few years ago, and I have sooooo much compassion for women who are struggling with that. I can't imagine turning around and judging them!!!

babycarb · December 2014

WTF sickness. I got what my DD and DH had been passing back and forth for over a month. I guess it was time, but COME ON. Christmas is next week!!

Rose0825 · December 2014

OK here we go....Dh friends fiance text me last night we all use to be close like family but that bitch is the type of chick that wants pp to do things for her for nothing and don't ask her for something you would be hard pressed to receive it. So a few weeks ago I asked her and him to babysit my children so Dh and I could go to my grandma funeral and she said she would talk to him and let me know. So she give me a answer of yeah they come we are all prepared for them to babysit. They get into a huge fight yelling on my front porch. Basically because he wanted to go over his friends house not babysit. They end up leaving she left him he walks off. I went out side to see were he went and at the
corner of my block I see him getting in the car...was that all a plan ??? So I went alone to the funeral. She text last night asking did we want to buy her car cause it got towed and all we would have to do is pay the fees and such. I just ignored the message I can't believe people sometimes.

Sorry it was long

nikkisauro · December 2014

WTF how is it not Friday yet

BabyShaps · December 2014

WTF cats?! The two kittens of the house were chasing each other and ran behind the tv. All the media of our tv stand turned off. I plugged in what wasn't plugged in but can't figure out why it won't turn back on...Oh just figured it out. Whew!

lilly1096 · December 2014

WTF lady bits, get your sh*t together. It now hurts when I pee....great. Thank goodness I already have a dr appt today! I used to get UTIs all the time with my first kid

hope this isn't the case again!

ELauren88 · December 2014

Wtf sickness?? I have a horrible runny nose, yucky cough, and top that off with morning sickness? Ugh!
Andplusalso! My brothers wedding is in two days, and I'm a bridesmaid! Yea, I'm gonna look hot. NOT.

surfingmama · December 2014

Same here as PP. WTF pregnancy dreams ? Weirddddd sexual dreams about my boss. Ew.
I need to be more intimate with my DH through out this pregnacy. The universe is giving me a sign!

lizb7 · December 2014

WTF, strep throat why won't you die, I've been on antibiotics for 5 days. I got Christmas shopping to do.

kate5all · December 2014

WTF in-laws? I get that you really want us to have a boy. You've made that VERY (repeatedly) clear, so can we get off the subject? This is our first child, and while you've "been there, done that" with my BIL's new baby daughter, we would be thrilled to have a girl.

And now I feel like if we do have a little girl, you're all going to be disappointed. Our baby is a special, precious life, regardless of its sex!

lindylogana · December 2014

WTF it's only Wednesday how is it only Wednesday?! And why is it not even close to bedtime yet???

lovealwaysalison · December 2014

WTF eyeballs just stay open. It's only 9:15am and 5pm is SO VERY FAR AWAY so get your shit together please. Otherwise this day is going to be hell. Apparently 9.5 hours of sleep just isn't enough for you. Ugh.

mizzoutd · December 2014

DH told me last night that he invited his mom to our first OB appointment with the doctor on Friday. What? Luckily, she thought that was just as weird as I did and said no. She just wants us to call her when we're finished. Thank you MIL!

Needless to say, we had a long discussion about him talking to me about those kind of ideas before he asks other people...

jenwalker1978 · December 2014

Trebletrouble13 said:

wtf simultaneous nausea and hunger?! Do you want me to puke or eat? Make up your mind!

I am feeling the same way...

slweaver0626 · December 2014

WTF Little People Farm. The chicken was clucking throughout the night... in a bedroom... alone.. It was doing it again this morning. Nope - not going in there in the dark. Probably a monster or a ghost playing with DD's toys and I don't need to be a part of that.

amc1087 · December 2014

WTF nosy coworker?! I get that you heard me puking in the bathroom stall a week ago and I know that you have deduced that I am pregnant, but no need to make awkward and obvious references about the pregnancy or oddly wink at me when you see me eating soup at all hours of the day!

mizzoutd · December 2014

@officedronette- Haha, you and me both. Yes, he's very very excited and I totally know that's why he did it. Just one of those annoying things that aggravates you more when you're pregnant, you know?

shelbutler · December 2014

WTF client? client calls about missing court says she cant go then three hours later says shes on her way down there and it has to be fixed today after we worked it out to continue.

Then she gets mad at me.

Hahahaha. WTF. you should have just went when you were supposed to! Not my prob.

ahsile10 · December 2014

It's a WTF everything day for me today.

usermovedon · December 2014

sassycassieb said:

bookitup said:

A big WTF to my cousin's wife, who posted a rant on Facebook about how women who are "very large" look stupid when they post bump pictures when they are pregnant. And this girl (cousin's wife) had her stomach stapled so she could lose weight - she used to be well over 200 lbs, and now she is like a size 3. She is now pregnant and feels like she can pass judgment on all pregnant women and mothers. I legit cannot stand her.

Fuck that bitch! I'm much heavier than 200 lbs and plan on posting bump pics when I start to show. I was really sad when I started thinking about having children because I literally had never seen bump pics of plus size women (even if you google search, there are very few) and was afraid I would never show and somehow that made me less deserving of being pregnant. Now I realize how important is it to take and post the pictures anyway-- pregnancy isn't just for small women. I want to be able to look back and remember being pregnant and show my grandkids one day.

That really makes me mad. Ugh.

+1 to everything you said including the fuck off to the OP's cousin's wife.

@sassycassieb‌ - If you haven't seen the galleries at Plus Size Birth, there are some great normalizing plus size bump pictures there.

firsttimemommy0715 · December 2014

WTF I just almost got in a car accident! Some crazy bitch tried to get over in my lane- clearly without looking and I had to slam on my breaks and drive onto the curb. I have never been in an accident besides hitting a deer once like 7 years ago but it scared the SHIT out of me. I was seriously worried for me and the baby because I've read that pregant women shouldn't get scared but I'm sure everything's alright I'm just a worry wart. UGHHH is it Friday yet?!?

lovealwaysalison · December 2014

firsttimemommy0715 said:

WTF I just almost got in a car accident! Some crazy bitch tried to get over in my lane- clearly without looking and I had to slam on my breaks and drive onto the curb. I have never been in an accident besides hitting a deer once like 7 years ago but it scared the SHIT out of me. I was seriously worried for me and the baby because I've read that pregant women shouldn't get scared but I'm sure everything's alright I'm just a worry wart. UGHHH is it Friday yet?!?

Oh gosh! I know that feeling. Glad you are okay. Scary though.

The week of Thanksgiving my husband was following behind me in his truck, I was driving my car, and the car in front of me slammed on their brakes at a green light to answer their damn cell phone (mind you we were on a highway, going almost 50, and they came to a FULL stop). I missed them and felt instant relief but THEN my husband rear ended me because he doesn't have anti-lock brakes. I was 6 weeks at the time. They had to take me in an ambulance the minute I told them I was pregnant. So nerve wrecking. They wouldn't do an ultrasound at the ER since I had one scheduled with my OB the following week, so they just sent me home with instructions to take it easy the rest of the week "just in case". Most stressful week, ever, waiting to see baby was okay.

(Edited because apparently I didn't know how to quote the first time around...)

jr0310 · December 2014

Wtf tile floors. Why do you have to be so damn rough and porous?! Makes mopping you sloop hard! Also wtf past self? Why on EARTH did you think 3 dogs was a good idea?! Dog hair everywhere. I'm vacuuming every day to get ready for my party Saturday!

Oh plus in July we went to my stepsons moms old apartment and got his cat since she was losing her apt and becoming homeless. So yeah. 4 hairy animals.

islandwaddle · December 2014

WTF all the people I work with.
I had peanut butter toast in my car on my way to work and apparently should have checked myself.
Because I had a big ole glob on my cheek.
Why the hell would no one mention it ? I've been here for damn near 4 hours and finally took a washroom break.
I came out after wiping it off and flipped off my coworker who sits next to me. She said she 'thought it was some weird new make up trend'
What the actual eff.
Today's a wash lol bad day and that topped it

usermovedon · December 2014

sassycassieb said:

mtsue said:

bookitup said:

A big WTF to my cousin's wife, who posted a rant on Facebook about how women who are "very large" look stupid when they post bump pictures when they are pregnant. And this girl (cousin's wife) had her stomach stapled so she could lose weight - she used to be well over 200 lbs, and now she is like a size 3. She is now pregnant and feels like she can pass judgment on all pregnant women and mothers. I legit cannot stand her.

Fuck that bitch! I'm much heavier than 200 lbs and plan on posting bump pics when I start to show. I was really sad when I started thinking about having children because I literally had never seen bump pics of plus size women (even if you google search, there are very few) and was afraid I would never show and somehow that made me less deserving of being pregnant. Now I realize how important is it to take and post the pictures anyway-- pregnancy isn't just for small women. I want to be able to look back and remember being pregnant and show my grandkids one day.

That really makes me mad. Ugh.
+1 to everything you said including the fuck off to the OP's cousin's wife. @sassycassieb‌ - If you haven't seen the galleries at Plus Size Birth, there are some great normalizing plus size bump pictures there.

I have! They are great, I just wish it was more common to see plus size bump pictures NOT in a specialized area/website, but just out in the open. I feel like I had to rummage through the interwebs just to get an idea of what I might look like-- I'm tall and heavy but I carry my weight pretty well, so I don't have any clue what I'll be like at 8 months, but since I'm having twins I have a good feeling that it will be extremely obvious that I'm pregnant.

I'm a proud, fat pregnant lady! HEAR ME ROAR!

Also I think women of all size look amazing pregnant, I just wish more body sizes were common in the mainstream pregnancy sites/blogs/catalogues/etc.

I feel like one big +1 today, but YES TO ALL OF THIS. One of the first "baby digest" emails I got from BabyCenter had a little article about how worried I must be about "losing my flat stomach" and I was like...yeah, fuck off, BabyCenter. And now I'm here.

@JustinsLovo it's so funny you posted that, on another group I'm a part of there's a big discussion on that dancer, Whitney Thore, because she's starring in her own reality TV show on TLC called My Big Fat Fabulous Life, I think the preview just came out today. I think she's fantastic and I wish I had those moves!

ahsile10 · December 2014

WTF maternity pants?

This stupid panel that goes up to my bra is annoying the life out of me, but these pants are so comfortable otherwise. I cannot find any good work pants (business casual) with one of those half panels. That would be so awesome. I"m thinking about sewing the panel on here in half.

Also, WTF selection of maternity clothes in store?

I want to try on the things, not guess from a website!

EmMilAlly · December 2014

wtf coworkers. I just started a new role within my company and the two women I have to learn from aren't good at hiding how much they want nothing to do with me. They have the same job as me but have been doing it for 10/15 years and their offices are across the country (we each manage a portion of the us) so it's not like I can just walk up to them and ask a question.
I pretty much get yes/no one word answers from them and I just got the meanest response to one of my emails offering to help with something. Normally I can shake it off but I am totally crying in my office right now. Friday please?!?!?

ehamilton1227 · December 2014

Wtf to my 11th grade students with zero computer skills! Technology is wasted on this generation. If it's not an app, they can't function! I need a vacation!!!

ahsile10 · December 2014

@flashy, your picture is awesome! Beautiful!

Brummy14 · December 2014

WTF, back? You decide to essentially give out on me out of nowhere today? Now I can't bend over, and walking is next to impossible. Thanks. Thanks, for that.

Bodoni · December 2014

lavendergrrl said:
WTF "An unexpected and unrecoverable problem has occurred. Photoshop will now exit." !?!
lavendergrrl said:
WTF "An unexpected and unrecoverable problem has occurred. Photoshop will now exit." !?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QQdNbvSGok

No! That's the worst!

WTF work for being so damn busy that I am getting behind in my bumping.

courtneyds91 · December 2014

Wtf physical therapy. I know you're supposed to make things better but it's hard to believe when I leave in more pain than I came with.
Meh.
I'm kind of feeling like wtf everything today. Seriously, I am so ready for bed.

munchkinsmama · December 2014

WTF DS, can we get through one diaper change without a complete melt down please

chelsea13elyse · December 2014

kristhegirl said:
@JustinsLovo, I don't know about posting video, but if you lived near me I would happily wrap all of your presents. I love folding things and wrapping paper totally fits that bill. I have all of our presents for other people already wrapped because fun! I'm that weirdo, yes.

Please feel free to come fold the overwhelming amount of clean laundry I have sitting in baskets waiting to be folded and put away! My exhaustion prohibits me from doing it. I at least washed it right?

SamiReeves · December 2014

WTF animals. I about to stick all of you outside so you can freeze to death. I can't handle your bullshit anymore. First, my two littles have decided after 5 years..they are going to shit inside and not just normal shit but diarrhea. Then my stupid large puppy just pissed all over my leg after I just got out of the shower. Seriously, I need a vacation from my house. Piss and shit everywhere and I'm sick of cleaning it.

LaineyBaby · December 2014

WTF I can't even bend over to empty the dishwasher without running to the bathroom to violently heave. Is it Friday yet?!

mrsklm09 · December 2014

WTF MIL. I really try to not ask for anything unless I really need it. Probably because you always waffle on if you can help me with DD (whom you feel you don't see enough) and never give me a real answer until the last minute. I cannot have a 2 year old running around with movers at my house for 2 days and this will be your last time to spend quality time with her before we move 1000 miles away and you will likely never come visit, so yeah....I'll stop now because I could go far in depth with this...