You know you are sleep deprived when...

MrsL2B · December 2014

What crazy things has sleep deprivation made you do?

MrsL2B · December 2014

...you dream about taking naps.

jenndub · December 2014

Take your kids to school wearing the short shorts that you slept in. This was a cold and embarrassing morning.

mariek312 · December 2014

...you pick up the olive oil and pour it in your coffee instead of the skillet

victoria+james · December 2014

The solution for any whining including from the dog is to try to breastfeed it.

TheFutureMrs.O · December 2014

.... You forget to put a diaper on your 18 month old and fully dress him. A few minutes later, you start to feel something warm on your side while holding him, peeing over his outfit and yours. Ugh.

griffers · December 2014

You write the date as 10/11/12.

ishknits · December 2014

I recently got off the couch with a dirty diaper stuck to my pants.

rosalie12 · December 2014

griffers said:
You write the date as 10/11/12.

I just sat here for 5 minutes trying to remember what year it is. I also decided on 2012... No, that's not right...

ishknits · December 2014

MrsCunningham22 said:
...when no amount of compact powder and mascara makes you #feelnormal

You can wear makeup?!

( I've learned to become comfortable looking like a sunken eyed ghost

Wino411 · December 2014

You dream of feeding your baby coke in a bottle and changing your husband's diaper. Or you get up hysterically looking for your baby in the bed and having your husband wake you up to remind you the baby's downstairs with your parents. And yes I sleep walk when sleep deprived... smh. And no we've never had the baby in our bed.

vrj0522 · December 2014

When 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep feel heavenly.

CNJ4EVA · December 2014

You start brewing a K-Cup with no mug underneath.

Aurora1181 · December 2014

You keep rocking the Rock n Play even when there's no baby in it..

drgriffith · December 2014

You forget to screw a bottle onto one side of the breast pump before starting the pump and don't realize it until you feel milk leaking on you!

vrj0522 · December 2014

You keep finding random items in your fridge that don't belong there.

MrsTinMKE · December 2014

When you turn the sound off the baby monitor in the middle of the night and tucked the thing under my pillow....

When you forget to tighten the nipple on the bottle and proceed to feed LO as milk runs all over the place.

When the only nap you get is at 2AM when you are pumping.

You freak out and almost have a breakdown when trying to pick which bottles I will pump milk into for my MOTN pump.

I think I could go on and on and on

bsquaredmsquared · December 2014

MRSclarke08 said:
When I went to schedule my 2 day appt after getting out of the hospital, I told them the baby's bday was 12-12-14. Future baby needs an appt now. Thankfully, she knew I meant 10-12-14.

Don't feel bad... I've forgotten birthdate, birthweight, and even name on occasion.

KelliRR · December 2014

My favorite is that I was thinking the other day about how the outfit I brought LO home from the hospital in didn't fit him very well then, but it finally does now, and I thought "I don't know why didn't try it on him before I took it to the hospital."

JayneMouse · December 2014

MOTN last night I wondered why someone didn't make that cat shut up. Don't know why I thought my baby sounded like a cat.

MrsTinMKE · December 2014

JayneMouse said:

MOTN last night I wondered why someone didn't make that cat shut up. Don't know why I thought my baby sounded like a cat.

I have heard the cat meow- and I jumped and thought it was the baby next to me...ya

hgielrebmik · December 2014

When you stop at a green light. (At least I didn't run a red light).

ishknits · December 2014

Oh also one time I completely freaked out with guilt that I had never once brushed my baby's teeth

lvcpatt84 · December 2014

You tell your DH the same story, three times in a row because you can't remember telling him. Or conversation for that matter. I start ever sentence, "have I told you about (whatever) yet?"

DreadGamerWife · December 2014

Wake up in the middle of the night and try to BF a stuffed animal.

CNJ4EVA · December 2014

You post a random FB status in the BMB group instead of on your regular page.......

bumpuser10309732 · December 2014

I have no short term memory anymore. Thanks baby! When you resort to putting the baby in your bed, baby barfs in bed, so you toss something over it and go to sleep. Yeah I'm disgusting.

windwithfingers · December 2014

When you wonder why your orange tastes so weird and realize after you're done eating that it was a grapefruit.

I don't even like grapefruit.

ashie0610 · December 2014

You actually start to cry when you hear the baby start to stir on the monitor at 3 am.

mariek312 · December 2014

Okay this name thing is the real deal. Sometimes I look at this sweet boy I love so dearly and search my memory frantically for his name...and feel incredibly guilty. I also forget how old I am.

ajh1230 · December 2014

MrsBabe614 said:
I have no short term memory anymore. Thanks baby! When you resort to putting the baby in your bed, baby barfs in bed, so you toss something over it and go to sleep. Yeah I'm disgusting.

Totally have done this (twice actually).

serenbach · December 2014

Wino411 said:
You dream of feeding your baby coke in a bottle and changing your husband's diaper. Or you get up hysterically looking for your baby in the bed and having your husband wake you up to remind you the baby's downstairs with your parents. And yes I sleep walk when sleep deprived... smh. And no we've never had the baby in our bed.

I do this every single time I nap, I think it's because I fell asleep in the early days once while breast feeding and have been paranoid ever since. I constantly wake up with my arms in the holding position and I'm frantic thinking he's fallen out and down the side of the bed, then I look over and see him in his Moses basket and chill out.

serenbach · December 2014

This thread is hilarious.

When the milk has vanished from the fridge and you can't have a cup of tea, start to get irritable that SO has thrown it out or something... Then find it a couple of hours later in the cupboard next to the cereal.

Syllessa · December 2014

When you take the kids to the bus stop in only a t-shirt and flip-flops...no underwear or bra. Twice.

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Lindseyione · December 2014

When you pick the sleeping baby out of the bassinet when it was actually the toddler crying in the MOTN.

Jesslynnsell · December 2014

When you consistently stop mid sentence bc you have no clue what word comes next or what you are talking about.

When you forget the second thing you were going to post while you were writing the first one.

ohioloveyou · December 2014

When you use your electric toothbrush like it's a regular one.

elsie2014 · December 2014

When you wake up in the middle of the night completely drenched in breastmilk because you thought in a half awake stupor that you needed to feed the baby who was asleep next to your bed. Instead I just woke up with my boob pulled out of my shirt and leaking EVERYWHERE.