March 2015 Moms

*Friday Ticker Change*

Happy Friday!

1) How far along are you/fruit?

2) Any new symptoms?

3) Upcoming appointments/milestones?

4) Tell us a joke - the dirtier the better.

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Re: *Friday Ticker Change*

  • 1) How far along are you/fruit? 26w lettuce

    2) Any new symptoms? My innie is becoming an outie and it is really gross looking. Also, sleep is just not an option anymore. Everything hurts and nothing seems to make me comfortable.

    3) Upcoming appointments/milestones? Saturday a maternity tour. December 22 go in for the dreaded glucose test.

    4) Tell us a joke - the dirtier the better. So a little boy walks up to his dad and asks "Daddy, where does my intelligence come from?" The father smiled at his son and said "Well, you must have gotten yours from your mother, because I still have mine."

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  • 1) How far along are you/fruit? 27w/Rutabaga!

    2) Any new symptoms? Nothing new, just a continuation of swamp crotch, indigestion, sweaty-ness, gas, and being tired. Ah, the life!

    3) Upcoming appointments/milestones? I have an appt Tuesday the 16th to determine if I can go back to work. Right now I can sit up! Yay!

    4) Tell us a joke - the dirtier the better. WARNING OFFENSIVE: Why do all the women love Jesus? ... Because he's hung like this (mimics crucifixion).
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