Parenting

I can follow directions

@BunkinMama said I should come over here even though I am currently not parenting anyone (other then myself and then only like 25% of the time) because I would like it and there may be drinking. And since I can follow directions (and enjoy drinking, yay drinking!) I came over here!

Um...so yeah...hi. I'm currently drinking right now, so I'm not sure what to say. I often say too much while drinking.
Me 28 and FI 28
Together since 7-4-2004
Getting married 11-1-2014
Tentative TTC date December 2014
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Re: I can follow directions

  • Where did you come from?
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  • Where did you come from?
    One night my mommy and daddy had some tequilia...

    Oh, TK. There was a whole thread and I was like "I do not think I'll like over there if I can't cuss and talk about booze" and then people from here were like "GURRRLLL get your ass over there now" and so I did.
    Me 28 and FI 28
    Together since 7-4-2004
    Getting married 11-1-2014
    Tentative TTC date December 2014
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  • Hey @magicink. fancy seeing you here. Glad you came to check it out. I am still new to parenting as well. But I like it here!

  • MagicInk said:
    Do you return carts? 99% of the time yes. There have been a few "where the fuck is the cart return oh for fucks sake I give up I'm just going to try to scoot this out of the way where it won't hit any cars", I'm gonna own that.

    how do you feel about beets, cilantro, and olives on tacos? No, yes, only on very Americanized (Taco Bell) tacos.

    Do you like soft pants? Well yes. Do people like hard pants? Like pants of steel? 

    How do you like your brownies? Nuts, frosting, plain. No nuts, frosting is always good, plain is fine if they're goey inside, special is also nice. I'm kidding. Maybe. Sort of. I'm artist ok, I know other artists. Special is a thing sometimes.

    Favorite TV shows? Supernatural, Doctor Who, White Collar, PLL, SOA, Sherlock (BBC), Bones, BtVS, Modern Family, Big Bang Theory, Mom, 2 Broke Girls...I watch more TV then I probably should.
    Another PLL fan! We do check-ins on Wednesday to try to figure out what the fuck is going on. There should be one below somewhere from Tuesday's Christmas episode if you'd like to input your thoughts.

    And welcome!
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    DD {6.13.10} & DS {5.19.12}
  • How do you feel about pearl necklaces?
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  • MagicInk said:
    Do you return carts? 99% of the time yes. There have been a few "where the fuck is the cart return oh for fucks sake I give up I'm just going to try to scoot this out of the way where it won't hit any cars", I'm gonna own that.

    how do you feel about beets, cilantro, and olives on tacos? No, yes, only on very Americanized (Taco Bell) tacos.

    Do you like soft pants? Well yes. Do people like hard pants? Like pants of steel? 

    How do you like your brownies? Nuts, frosting, plain. No nuts, frosting is always good, plain is fine if they're goey inside, special is also nice. I'm kidding. Maybe. Sort of. I'm artist ok, I know other artists. Special is a thing sometimes.

    Favorite TV shows? Supernatural, Doctor Who, White Collar, PLL, SOA, Sherlock (BBC), Bones, BtVS, Modern Family, Big Bang Theory, Mom, 2 Broke Girls...I watch more TV then I probably should.
    Another PLL fan! We do check-ins on Wednesday to try to figure out what the fuck is going on. There should be one below somewhere from Tuesday's Christmas episode if you'd like to input your thoughts.

    And welcome!
    I'm a season behind!!!

    We seriously need netflix in this fucking house. Though honestly, with PLL so much shit goes down, I don't even care about spoilers. I'm like "Fuck I knew that was gonna happen, yeah? But still...fuck!"
    Me 28 and FI 28
    Together since 7-4-2004
    Getting married 11-1-2014
    Tentative TTC date December 2014
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  • How do you feel about pearl necklaces?
    Like the porno kind? No thanks. 

    The jewelry kind...also no thanks. I prefer tacky loud glittery crap. And I rarely clutch anything. 
    Me 28 and FI 28
    Together since 7-4-2004
    Getting married 11-1-2014
    Tentative TTC date December 2014
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  • I am a knottie. Can I answer and threadjack a little from Magicink??!?

    Returning carts: ALWAYS. I even return carts that arent mine. My car has been hit one too many times. And nothing is more annoying than find the perfect parking spot, only to realize a cart is right in the middle of it.

    Beets, cilantro and olives on tacos: no, yes, no. Did someone mention taco bell??? That place is my heaven.

    Soft pants: love. I recently purchased "sweater leggings" from gap and I am so happy.

    Brownies: plain. But I wouldnt turn down one with frosting.

    TV shows: all TV is good TV to me, but my favorites are House of Cards, Orange is the new black, Homeland, Greys, Chicago Fire and Chicago PD (I am a Chicago native)

    Pearls: I have been called a pearl clutcher more than once.

    Also, I have a LO who was a 2 months premie and a fur baby. Both a pretty cute.


  • Do you watch Sherlock, GoT, and/or Doctor Who? No. I keep trying to get into GoT. I think its too graphic for me. I am weak.

    How do you feel about 1D? Love me some Harry


    What do you think of a woman at the grocery store with no make up and a ball cap? You mean my Saturday uniform? I really dont care what you wear. Just dont you have to grab one more thing and leave all you shit on the grocery belt and everyone waiting behind you.

    how do you feel about fruits in desserts? Brace yourselves. I dont like chocolate. I am neutral about fruit in desserts.

    Would you rather give a bj or have buttsex? I dont mind giving a bj now and them. Buttsex isnt my jam. I dont think we ever tried it enough to really figure it out. How is that for a none answer?

    What is your drink of choice? Diet Coke or Chardy.
     
    Who/what do you fangirl? Emma Stone.

    Do you watch Big Brother? Are you in an alliance? I dont watch big brother. But I do love The Challenge, and I would definately make an alliance to stay in longer.

    Do you think people with one child should save the car carts for those with two or more kids? I guess that woul dmake sense. I only have one kid.

    Are you an asshole? probably.

  • Do you watch Sherlock, GoT, and/or Doctor Who? Yes, no, yes

    How do you feel about 1D? I, apparently, like some of their songs. They've come on the radio and I've been like "yes this nice", but I know like...nothing about them.


    What do you think of a woman at the grocery store with no make up and a ball cap? Probably nothing. I probably don't even notice her. Unless she is standing in the very middle of the aisle and will not let me pass and then I'm like "move bitch, get out the way" because I do not like being in grocery stores for too long.

    how do you feel about fruits in desserts? Eh...flavored fillings are ok. I dislike fruit pies. And giving me just hunks of fruit and calling it desert is just mean. 

    Would you rather give a bj or have buttsex? As long as it's with another girl, I'll do the buttsex. I'm not putting a dick in my mouth. Or any other orifice. Ever.

    What is your drink of choice? Jack. Or vodka. Hard liquor in general. 
     
    Who/what do you fangirl? Doctor Who, Kat Dennings, Supernatural, Felicia Day, both Deschanel sisters, Green Day and My Chem (no shame, I still freak out over these bands and read band fanfic about them), and recently Teen Wolf. Oh, Teen Wolf should be on my favorite TV show list up there.

    Do you watch Big Brother? Are you in an alliance? I've watched a season here and there but...no. I get so bored, and there are so many nights to watch...it's too much work.

    Do you think people with one child should save the car carts for those with two or more kids? Wait...what's a car cart? I can answer this question once I know that. 

    Are you an asshole? Sometimes I am. Usually I'm not. I am blunt and kind of a bitch though. 
    Me 28 and FI 28
    Together since 7-4-2004
    Getting married 11-1-2014
    Tentative TTC date December 2014
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