Glitter Poop

Re: Glitter Poop

• [Deleted User] member

  December 2014

  Item for sale is a pack of 6 Glitter Pills. Capsule size 0, filled with non-toxic glitter. this item is not meant for consuption, and is only intened for decorative purposes, store is not responsible for any misuse of product. Colors can be chosen at random by shop owner or buyer can specify colors at time of checkout. Due to an increase in demand, please allow an additional 2-3 days to be shipped out. Item is NOT for consumption !

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• [Deleted User] member

  December 2014

  So wait, you aren't supposed to consume them, but if you do, your poop will be glittery.

  
  

  But really they want you to consume them.

  
  I feel very confused.

  
  

  I also feel like people might die due to overconsumption of glitter.

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• [Deleted User] member

  December 2014

  PEOPLE GONNA DIE.

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• [Deleted User] member

  December 2014

  Wait.  Someone is paying $9.50 for some cheapo gel casings and sprinkles???

  
  

  OMG. 

  
  

  Are there drugs in there as well?

  

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• [Deleted User] member

  December 2014

  MrsButt said:

  How did you find this?  You were shopping for ways to make your poop colourful, weren't you?
  

  Someone posted it on someone's FB page and I just happened upon it.

  
  

  My poop is fine just the way it is.  I don't need no glitter.  

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• blueyd1 member

  December 2014

  I feel like a unicorn should be included if I'm buying glitter poop capsules. 

  

  

  
  

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• 4PrivetDrive member

  December 2014

  These would make diaper changes a lot more interesting. Like a party in their pants!

   

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• [Deleted User] member

  December 2014

  nellybluthredux said:

  If I'm paying $9 a pill, there better be something more than glitter in those things.

  There has to be more to it, right?

  
  

  Is this like the Etsy black drug market?

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• [Deleted User] member

  December 2014

  4PrivetDrive said:

  These would make diaper changes a lot more interesting. Like a party in their pants!

  NOT FOR CONSUMPTION.

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• [Deleted User] member

  December 2014

  nellybluthredux said:

  So, they say don't eat. But people do? I'm confused about why people would want glitter poop. You're literally flushing your money down the toilet.

  This comment reminds me of these stickers that my office building gave us.  They say "throw away."  So you use them to put on things that you want thrown out.  So you basically just throw them out.

  
  

  It's a great business model actually.

  
  

  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  December 2014

  I think we should buy them and then send snaps of our poop to each other.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  I'M JUST KIDDING.  PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT.

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• vandelay member

  December 2014

  iamjojo said:

  I poop gold bitches.

  
  I hope they are small gold bitches, because ouch!

                                
  

  
    

                                 

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• [Deleted User] member

  December 2014 edited December 2014

  I actually deleted my snapchat because I needed space to do the update.

  
  

  JOKE'S ON YOU!

  
  

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• 4PrivetDrive member

  December 2014 edited December 2014

  Gif fail. ignore.

   

  Goob 01/26/12

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• [Deleted User] member

  December 2014

  Spooko said:

  I feel like this is taking craft herpes to a whole new level. It's literally infecting your body.

  Exactly.  Glitter never goes away.

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• Mags748 member

  December 2014

  I just saw this on Facebook and was wishing I was in on the Secret Santa exchange so I can buy these for someone.

  
  

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• pearlofwisdom1 member

  December 2014

  There is edible glitter out there.

  

  
  

  
  

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