WTF Wednesday!

IceHide61313 · December 2014

Give me some good ones ladies!

IceHide61313 · December 2014

WTF cold virus that invaded my child right after a growth spurt and leap. Better now than Christmastime right?

mfsunshine222 · December 2014

WTF Self - LO actually slept 8 hours straight last night and you wake up every 30-45 min. and wait to hear him grunt/sigh/move before you can go back to sleep. Enjoy the sleep when you can actually get it...he's fine!

poofwok · December 2014

mfsunshine222 said:
WTF Self - LO actually slept 8 hours straight last night and you wake up every 30-45 min. and wait to hear him grunt/sigh/move before you can go back to sleep. Enjoy the sleep when you can actually get it...he's fine!

I often did this too. I'm contemplating turning off the monitor at night. I will hear him if he starts crying but I wasn't comfortable *not* having it. But all the grunting, cooing and fussing wakes me up just to have him fall back asleep.

I'll keep it on during his naps for when I'm doing things around the house.

kareik01 · December 2014

WTF self, @ablessedsoul I bought 3 bags of Milano double chocolate cookies last night!

It's 8:43 am and I'm already considering devouring a bag.

kareik01 · December 2014

Another one...

WTF about moving. DH and I bought a new house, and between the real estate agent and bank fees, 25% of what we had in cash to put down is being used to pay fees. That's an obscene amount of money! So now the little bit extra I was planning to keep in order to buy new appliances is gone. Lovely.

~X(

amj1053 · December 2014

WTF FL weather...please stick with either hot or cold and stop going back and forth!! The constant switching is making everyone sick! And I never know how to dress for the day!

becominggold · December 2014

WTF self....why do you have to feel yucky??

MC03 · December 2014

snowflake91011 said:

WTF toddler? Why did you flip your shit when I was trying to get your coat on this morning? Why have you decided that hitting your friends at daycare is ok? I asked him if he was going to be nicer to his friends at school today and he said, "nope." So it begins.

DD1 has said something similar to me before. And she totally means it. She gives me this look that makes me want to scream. The "I'm gonna be terrible, what are you gonna do about it since you have to be to work in 15 minutes and you're wearing a nice suit? Haha" look.

MC03 · December 2014

WTF DD2 - so you wake up at 10:30, 1am, and 3:30 to eat... then wake up at 6:30 but refuse to eat? Now I am sitting at work and my boobs are going to explode and I can't get a break to pump for another couple of hours. Why????

allygirl520 · December 2014

WTF water. WHY DO YOU KEEP GIVING ME HEARTBURN? I need you to keep up my supply, and to make me generally healthy, but you HURT me!

Daisylola11 · December 2014

Wtf self! Drink more water, it's so simple! Also during the day not right before bed! I was waking up to pee like when I was pregnant since I kept drinking and refilling my water nxt to my bed. I keep waking up with a dry throat and makes me feel like I'm getting sick.

Daisylola11 · December 2014

Another... Wtf mom! Why did u bring a huge chocolate cake from Costco that we didn't even end up eating at thanksgiving! That has been my breakfast for days now!!

Me every morning:

lynds002 · December 2014

Wtf random stranger, why did you feel the need to park right beside me in an empty parking lot while I am trying to pump?

SherryBaby2014 · December 2014

Daisylola11 said:
Another... Wtf mom! Why did u bring a huge chocolate cake from Costco that we didn't even end up eating at thanksgiving! That has been my breakfast for days now!!

Me every morning:

Omg that picture is how I feel eating that costco cake!!!

missmimsyy said:
Wtf car. Why won't you start?

We got the check engine light yesterday. Car problems ehhh!

jamjoyful · December 2014

WTF is with this stupid cold?! Three nights it has interrupted my sweet baby's rest. She just looks exhausted and miserable.

I'm exhausted and miserable.

arcarpe2 · December 2014

WTF LO- you find your voice and now use it to squeal every 5 seconds. I already miss your cute coo"s.

mfsunshine222 · December 2014

WTF - My mom just called me and said DS rolled over for the first time! One of the many milestones I'm going to miss as a FT working mom - SOB

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jaimee2003 · December 2014

hmctagg01 said:

At least he's honest, @snowflake91011? Wtf, child? Why do you hate me? I feel like your father and I have been nothing but nice to you. Night time is not a series of naps interrupted by hour long comfort nursing sessions. And how do you know when I try and trade nip for a paci?! I can't wait until you're a teenager.

Oh my god this was our exact night last night! Maybe the babes are going through some leaps?? Or growth spurts??? It has to be something, because holy hell LO will not go down until he has suckled at Mama's booby for at LEAST an hour. And then once he is down, get ready to say hello again real soon.....WTF

kat5040 · December 2014

WTF self. You never go anywhere. Where did this stupid chest cold/sore throat come from? Ugh. Just make sure you don't pass it on to DD because she seems fine and you don't need a sick baby.

jaimee2003 · December 2014

@mfsunshine222 I'm sorry!! I'm with ya though. The day our nanny told me LO laughed, I felt a major stab in the heart since I had yet to hear that sweet sound. It's hard.

mfsunshine222 · December 2014

Kandreas1 & jaimee2003 - Thanks ladies! Not the first time I'm crying at work and I'm sure it won't be the last! I told my mom to not tell me about any of DS's firsts anymore...wait until I get home and you can pretend I'm seeing it for the first time! LOL

jenniferurs · December 2014

WTF self, how have you forgotten to take your prenatals for the last 2 months and JUST NOW realized it?

slippintrippn84 · December 2014

WTF self! Had a non-scary nightmare that woke me up in the MOTN. I dreamed LO was up on his hands and knees and then stood up in his crib. That's all. I woke up heart pounding and freaked out. WTF?!

tamarar5 · December 2014

Wtf insurance?! Why are you telling me now that it's DECEMBER that something went wrong adding our August child to the insurance? Now that it's not only too late for me to fix, but too late for me to get alternative coverage!

Yes, I'm being bombarded with $8000+ in bills that the insurance is refusing to cover and A won't get covered until January 1, and I still don't know why.

mmsweeney1 · December 2014

@tamarar5‌ Our LO was added incorrectly too. It has been such a headache!! Hope you can get it straightened out

lynds002 · December 2014

JoShan1719 said:

lynds002 said:
Wtf random stranger, why did you feel the need to park right beside me in an empty parking lot while I am trying to pump?
This is not snark at all is a real question: why are you pumping in your car?

I have a job where I have to drive a lot. I had a hearing two hours from the office this morning. It was over at 11, but if I waited until 1 to pump there is no way I would be able to get enough over the day for daycare tomorrow.

jaimee2003 · December 2014

@mfsunshine222 I had the same convo with our Nanny! I don't want to know what I am missing!

cdseno · December 2014

WTF hair! Stop falling out! If I lose anymore I will be bald.

Also, WTF LO! 20 minutes is not a good nap. You are acting a little better today but sleeping like crap. I bet you would feel even better if you slept for even 45 minutes.

dvmmomma · December 2014

WTF everyone that tries to feed my BF child and ends up wasting milk! When I say she only takes 4 ounces per feeding, I mean it. When I come home to bottles with several ounces remaining them and I have to throw those ounces down the drain, I get a little wiggy.

I appreciate that you don't want my kid to starve. But I'm going to have to start locking up my precious supply.

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