The Coffee Chick Effing LOVES You Guise

thiscoffeechick · December 2014

Hey Ladies,
I didn't want to bump that unbelievable shit show to the top so I figured I'd start my own thread (without checking first to see if it's the 10th such thread today).
I just want to say that when the tornado started today I was like

but then the Chelsea chick GBCB'd and I was like

But then Baby Ebola showed up and was like

And I was like

But she just went all BSC and then when the WK was like "I'm gonna troll you as an anti-vac crazy!" The whole thread went

But then I went to dinner and when I came back I saw the thread and at first when I saw the bullshit a few WK's were posting I was like

But then I saw you all having my back and I was like

so I just wanted to say to you all, from "The Coffee Chick"

And

Thanks for having my back... And here is a bunny eating a banana

thiscoffeechick · December 2014

@Cassiek90‌ and I just got back from A war zone! Oh Hai @jefa621‌ ! Did you get my PM last week Honey?

muffyvonmuff · December 2014

I hate missing stuff!! I must sleep how will I catch up?! Stupid life getting in the way of my bump time.

Mei&Mei · December 2014

Yup, I missed it too, maybe thankfully? Sorry you guys had to combat it alone, though! Will there ever be a time where we can be free from the constant influx of people who want their questions answered (nicely, only!) but have no desire to get to know us and be a member of the community?

indiejavamama3 · December 2014

I obviously missed a lot today

)

But this thread is awesome, I love all of you snarky ladies and your super awesome gifs! Lol

Mei&Mei · December 2014

Sigh. I can see it happening, but that sucks. It's annoying.

keiranoelle · December 2014

Cassiek90 said:
Guarantee we're going to have newbs coming in around June showing us pictures of their mucus plugs and asking if they're in labor.

Oh---- oh gawd. Already, and I can't even.

Edited because iPhone played me.

thiscoffeechick · December 2014

Cassiek90 said:
Guarantee we're going to have newbs coming in around June showing us pictures of their mucus plugs and asking if they're in labor.

aloha_mama · December 2014

And we love YOU, Coffee Chick!

A+ for your awesome usage of amazing gifs. :x

bumpuser8571475 · December 2014

Oh man I think I missed a good portion of it. I definitely would have backed you up coffee chick! Those posters be crazy!

ifwisheswerefishes · December 2014

I dared to go to bed. WHAT HAPPENED OVER HERE?

c-elizabethf · December 2014

:x

babycarb · December 2014

We're all War Buddies now. The bond can never be broken.

Beachy730 · December 2014

I'm sorry, I don't know who "the" coffee chick is. Have you heard of "this" coffee chick though? Because she's pretty cool.

foodie12rn · December 2014

We love you "Coffee Chick"! That thread was absolutely redonculous!

catahoulatte · December 2014

I need something stronger than tea before I wade past page one of that thread.

And yeah...the mucus plug pictures are real. I'm taking bets now that we see at least one by the time we get into June.

OctoberStars · December 2014

Great work everyone. I'm hoping we weeded out a couple. Is it just me, or are these annoying posters getting more and more boring? Aside from calling @lauraneedscoffee‌ "vial", it was basically a bunch of "I know you are but what am i". Lame. At least it gave us all a chance to bond

MigdaliaRose · December 2014

I support you and am glad you were willing to engage. And your gifs this morning were great! I vow to finally work on my siggy this week.

babyfever8 · December 2014

There is something extremely off putting and insincere about Internet strangers saying they love eachother and shit. You guys are freaking weird.

thiscoffeechick · December 2014

babyfever8 said:
There is something extremely off putting and insincere about Internet strangers saying they love eachother and shit. You guys are freaking weird.

@BabyEbola8
Ya, we're super weird. You should stay REALLY far away from us (starting now).

forevergraceful · December 2014

How did I miss this? Super sad face for me.

Beachy730 · December 2014

I quit trying to gif from the iPad. I suck at life when it comes to that.

c-elizabethf · December 2014

babyfever8 said:
There is something extremely off putting and insincere about Internet strangers saying they love eachother and shit. You guys are freaking weird.

catahoulatte · December 2014

babyfever8 said:

There is something extremely off putting and insincere about Internet strangers saying they love eachother and shit. You guys are freaking weird.

Oh! There's this fancy magic button that takes it all away, have you heard?? Move your mouse up to the red X in the upper right hand corner of your screen. Click once- MAGIC. And the best part is it will make this board a better place if you do it, too.

beepity · December 2014

@forevergraceful I almost missed it too! It's hard to know what's going on when all these BSC threads have the same mother-effing titles (until the OP changes the title to something like "you are all meanie heads")

but seriously ILY guys. (not you babyfever)

thiscoffeechick · December 2014

Awwwww. Thank you @ashtog. The thread titled "Whoa" started out as the 10th "you guise will never believe my dream last night" post of the day and ended (FX) with a GBCB (plus 5 more argumentative posts) by the OP and this bizarre WK named BabyEbola who threatened to continue trolling us as an anti-vax crazy.
It was ugly. But the Ladies on the board had my back.

jlucal · December 2014

What the hell did I miss! Clearly I need to go back and do some reading....

ifwisheswerefishes · December 2014

ChiaWombat said:

babyfever8 said:

There is something extremely off putting and insincere about Internet strangers saying they love eachother and shit. You guys are freaking weird.

...is this an upgrade from bishes? YES!

Not that you'll care, but a lot of these women have known each other on the boards for a while. They come from other places around the bump. I've met several women from my last bmb, and a few of them have become really, really close friends, so it's not really insincere when people profess bump love. But you've already decided you hate all the bumpies, so...

This GIF frightens me because the guy is basically my Uncle Tim's twin. I can't look at it any more.

I already love you guise. And I barely even know you.

babyfever8 · December 2014

lauraneedscoffee said:
Awwwww. Thank you @ashtog. The thread titled "Whoa" started out as the 10th "you guise will never believe my dream last night" post of the day and ended (FX) with a GBCB (plus 5 more argumentative posts) by the OP and this bizarre WK named BabyEbola who threatened to continue trolling us as an anti-vax crazy.
It was ugly. But the Ladies on the board had my back.

You are seriously the biggest drama queen it's hilarious. Your idea of "freaking out" and stuff getting "crazy" is so far off base, you must have a teeny tiny threshold for crap talking. Get some big girl panties on, they should be on sale somewhere.

thiscoffeechick · December 2014

@BabyEbola8 why are you here? No one likes you. No one wants to support you beacause/and no one feels supported by you. Your presence on these threads is a nuisance. All you're doing is annoying people and embarassing yourself.
I won't be condescending with an "the adults are trying to have a conversation here" but I am asking YOU to be a big girl and not go where you are not wanted.
There is absolutely no reason for you to be here unless you are getting enjoyment out of stomping around in your sailor hat and lollipop, enjoying the negative attention. It's pathetic.

babyfever8 · December 2014

Where did babyebola come from ? That doesn't even make sense but cool story.

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thiscoffeechick · December 2014

ashleynslattery said:
@lauraneedscoffee‌ I wish you could just change your screen name to "The Coffee Chick." WORTH IT.

I'm considering it. A. Because once DH's baby mama finds out I'm KU she will be hunting me on these forums like a rabid dog to creep and it might be better that my first name doesn't appear and B. Taking the troll-given name lessens the power of the dark side. I might go with "ThisCoffeeChick" as one of our allies pointed out on the "whoa" thread that it was "This Coffee Chick" that the OP and her loser WK minion kept calling me.
(Wondering if BabyEbola will use that as her new SN when the ban hammer comes down. I have zero faith that she will follow though with her GBCB.)

ipumpkin · December 2014

I'm so sad I missed whatever happened here originally, because it looks pretty damn good. Time to go hunting...

tigerlynx31413 · December 2014

I guess my weekend bump breaks need to stop...I miss too much!

thiscoffeechick · December 2014

Hey @justinslovo, what do you think of my new username?? And don't worry, some troll will give you one in no time!!!

kmsaund04 · December 2014

I've been a lurker here on the boards for a few weeks, just starting to get my feet wet with small comments and love tits (just realized what this meant today and I'm obsessed). I'm new to TB altogether, and really enjoy and appreciate the community you ladies have fostered. This thread is fantastic - @thiscoffeechick‌ and others, thank you for your troll patrol yesterday. I'm so honored to be a part of this community and look forward to getting to know you all over the next 8ish months!