I was scheduling sex in my head last night- thinking DH wanted to DTD if I say no now, we have X to do on this day, company Y-Z, and that would mean we have to either do it A or B. (Yes, I realize I could have typed the days instead of letters but oh well)
I spent way too much time analyzing discharge this morning. And I also googled, which I will share with you ladies incase you haven't stupidly looked into "what amniotic fluid smell like"... According to Dr. Google, it can smell "sweet and fleshy, sometimes like male semen." Awesome.
I'm a STM, but they had to break my water last time after I got my epidural, so I don't really have an idea of how it feels/smells, etc.
I spent way too much time analyzing discharge this morning. And I also googled, which I will share with you ladies incase you haven't stupidly looked into "what amniotic fluid smell like"... According to Dr. Google, it can smell "sweet and fleshy, sometimes like male semen." Awesome.
I'm a STM, but they had to break my water last time after I got my epidural, so I don't really have an idea of how it feels/smells, etc.
In other words, it can smell like pancake batter.
....... That's actually interesting. I've always been told it has no smell. I've always had my water broken and I've never been able to analyze it.
In the spirit of TMI, when my water broke with DS, there was meconium in it, so it didn't smell like regular amniotic fluid. I called DH into the bathroom and was like, "Ummm, this looks weird, right?"
No real TMI for me other than my granddad's little poem - "Here I sit all broken-hearted; came to shit but only farted."
I really wanna have sex, but DH is scared of PTL, however, my dr just said bedrest, she never specified pelvic rest. Hmmmmmm
Maybe everything but? Also (as I'm sure you know) orgasms can cause contractions. Maybe the doctor will clear you to do the dirty at your next appointment.
Oh DH won't touch me. It's all hypothetical. But if I make it to 38 weeks, it's on like Donkey Kong, Banging on my chest bang bang gorilla!!
I have yet another yeast infection (thanks to the antibiotics I was on last week). My OB called me in Diflucan yesterday but I got distracted when I left work and forgot to pick it up. I woke up at 3am with the itchiest crotch and no relief in sight... Better believe I already picked it up and took it this morning at 8am, but I'm still so itchy it's hard to sit still during my sessions.
I had a dream that J had 2 set of genital last night - he had grown an extra penis and pair of balls, or something. It was weird, but we had sex anyway.
Wonder what Freud would say about that dream
That reminded me that I had a very naughty dream last night, except mine was about a woman haha. A very attractive one at that.
I'm not sure if this is really TMI but I'm going to share anyways.
I decided to take a pair of scissors and trim the gigantic 70s bush that I've been rockin lately. The trimming part actually went surprisingly well. No cuts or anything- yay! But, I made a huge mistake and forgot to empty the damn trash can when I was done. So, of course, my 10mo son got into it. OMG. Pubes EVERYWHERE! It was a disaster. I'm starting to think that the lady bit gods are against me doing any type of maintenance downstairs, so I give up. I'm back to letting my hippy flag fly for the remainder of this pregnancy.
I haven't been around a lot, but ill join in on this one...
DH and I havent had sex in months. He's just not into pregnant sex (he gets weirded out by there being a baby "between us" - whatever dude). But my libido has been amped up so I've had to take matters into my own hands.
I'm not sure if this is really TMI but I'm going to share anyways.
I decided to take a pair of scissors and trim the gigantic 70s bush that I've been rockin lately. The trimming part actually went surprisingly well. No cuts or anything- yay! But, I made a huge mistake and forgot to empty the damn trash can when I was done. So, of course, my 10mo son got into it. OMG. Pubes EVERYWHERE! It was a disaster. I'm starting to think that the lady bit gods are against me doing any type of maintenance downstairs, so I give up. I'm back to letting my hippy flag fly for the remainder of this pregnancy.
LOL.
Brazilian bikini waxes are a godsend. Dont knock it til ya try it! That is all.
I gave up on all hair rituals except my eyebrows and mini mustache (but that's because I get that done) so hairy everything. even armpits. And DH is still wanting me more than ever. He's really into pregnant sex apparently lol
Sex, probably happens 1x/wk and I can tell DH is nervous about hurting LO. I can't wait to have my body back and get back to missionary-I took that position for granted before and miss it so much!
I just found this group and happy I did. Ya'll are hilarious with no shame. This group is so much better than the 3rd tri group, people are so judgmental who take the time to actually call someone out on grammar or spelling!
After last night's bedroom session I told my husband that he is not allowed to get me off anymore due to the fact it causes such strong contractions for me..... I really really don't want to go into PTL if I can help it.
Like many of you, I attempted to do a little grooming. Decided to use DHs beard trimmer while he was at work. Well I couldn't find the guards, so I just went for it. No visibility + no guard = nicked lady bits. No bueno. I will also be letting me hippy flag fly for the rest of this pregnancy.
I'm so disappointed I didn't read these earlier so I could join in but you ladies are hilarious! I'm still laughing about the pubes vs. 10 month old bahaha and as for me... a couple years ago before I was preggers with DS I started laser on my lady bits which hurts like a bitch but I got two treatments in so I have significantly less hair in that region then before so it's not too bad! But I have been successfully shaving (blindly) when DS is not in the shower with me! My legs are a whole other story...my back just can't take that position so it's usually a month between shavings! The last time DH and I had sex was like 2 months ago because I don't think his member physically has enough room! I mean, it felt like he was poking my cervix, colon and every low organ and let's just say it caused the opposite of an orgasm...FML so I too have taken matters into my own hands from time to time! I feel bad for DH but it is NOT an enjoyable experience and I have enough other pains and discomforts to deal with.
Hard, hard kicks to the crotch. They're actually making me yell and curse today.
Also, holy vulva itching, Batman!
Omg, this is so me! The term "lightening crotch" is so very appropriate. As if my cervix wasn't going to go through enough, it has to endure constant punching/head butting for the next couple of months.
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Re: TMI Tuesday
I'm a STM, but they had to break my water last time after I got my epidural, so I don't really have an idea of how it feels/smells, etc.
....... That's actually interesting. I've always been told it has no smell. I've always had my water broken and I've never been able to analyze it.
Now we've got family coming in, and it'll be a full house for the week.
In the spirit of TMI, when my water broke with DS, there was meconium in it, so it didn't smell like regular amniotic fluid. I called DH into the bathroom and was like, "Ummm, this looks weird, right?"
No real TMI for me other than my granddad's little poem - "Here I sit all broken-hearted; came to shit but only farted."
I decided to take a pair of scissors and trim the gigantic 70s bush that I've been rockin lately. The trimming part actually went surprisingly well. No cuts or anything- yay! But, I made a huge mistake and forgot to empty the damn trash can when I was done. So, of course, my 10mo son got into it. OMG. Pubes EVERYWHERE! It was a disaster. I'm starting to think that the lady bit gods are against me doing any type of maintenance downstairs, so I give up. I'm back to letting my hippy flag fly for the remainder of this pregnancy.
DH and I havent had sex in months. He's just not into pregnant sex (he gets weirded out by there being a baby "between us" - whatever dude). But my libido has been amped up so I've had to take matters into my own hands.
Brazilian bikini waxes are a godsend. Dont knock it til ya try it! That is all.
Sex, probably happens 1x/wk and I can tell DH is nervous about hurting LO. I can't wait to have my body back and get back to missionary-I took that position for granted before and miss it so much!
I just found this group and happy I did. Ya'll are hilarious with no shame. This group is so much better than the 3rd tri group, people are so judgmental who take the time to actually call someone out on grammar or spelling!
a couple years ago before I was preggers with DS I started laser on my lady bits which hurts like a bitch but I got two treatments in so I have significantly less hair in that region then before so it's not too bad! But I have been successfully shaving (blindly) when DS is not in the shower with me! My legs are a whole other story...my back just can't take that position so it's usually a month between shavings!
The last time DH and I had sex was like 2 months ago because I don't think his member physically has enough room! I mean, it felt like he was poking my cervix, colon and every low organ and let's just say it caused the opposite of an orgasm...FML so I too have taken matters into my own hands from time to time! I feel bad for DH but it is NOT an enjoyable experience and I have enough other pains and discomforts to deal with.