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  • Shortstack06Shortstack06 member
    edited November 2014
    WTF husband the dog barks like the boogie man is in the house at 4 am and you sleep through it
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    edited November 2014

    WTF why are only 10 people here in my office?  I would've worn jeans today if I'd known; at least then I wouldn't be sporting my lovely work pant high water look over my tennis shoes..

    And WTF Amazon, post your damn Movie Black Friday deals already!  I need to know what movies to tell my dad to buy tomorrow at Walmart!  Curse you!

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  • cwbh928cwbh928 member
    WTF me!!! Why did I promise a co-worker I would help his son with a college assignment! Oh and of course I forgot all about it until yesterday!! I thought answering questions about our accounting and financial practices would be simple, but no I am only on question 3 and I am going on page 4!!! 4 more questions to go!

    Now I remember why I decided to get my BS and MBA in finance/accounting! I HATE words/writing/papers!!!!!

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  • jray6456jray6456 member
    Wtf hubby? Thanks for being pissy with me all day yesterday while I'm at work and you are at home doing nothing. I just love coming home to a messy living room, sink full of dishes, and trash that obviously needs to be thrown out. I just cleaned the house from top to bottom the day before and now I'm going to have to do it again tonight bc hell will freeze over before you clean anything.
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  • Cadg0986Cadg0986 member
    WTF upstairs neighbor. Your DOG keeps barking non stop and I can't even deal with it right now. I have a dog, she doesn't bark because WE TAKE CARE OF HER and she's just a good dog who we have trained well. Maybe if you let your dog out then he wouldn't bark for an hour straight. Maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't have LIED and said you had a small dog when you moved into that little upstairs apartment. You have a full size rambunctious black lab who you have not trained at all.

    I'm so annoyed with this. And she ignores me whenever I have tried to nicely and politely talk to her about it. I guess there are 2 potential plus': 1. Pay backs a bitch when our baby is born, and 2. Them and their dog being SO loud may actually help the LO become a bit of a deeper sleeper and be able to sleep through noises (which will be good--since I'm a super light sleeper and wake up to every little sound.)


    Oh yeah and a few other WTF things...I miss being able to sleep a little bit. I'm a stomach sleeper and I miss it! But what's worse is now I have to take tylenol at night to somewhat numb the pain in my hips lately, my heartburn is nuts, and I'm getting antsy (yet I'm super lazy and exhausted) about just little things around the house as well as when the LO may arrive in the next couple weeks.


    Sorry I'm just full of b*tching today! Lol

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  • nottarbtnottarbt member
    WTF Walmart.  I never shop at Walmart stores because I generally think they are the devil and I know all their clothing is made in sweatshops.  However, I realized that, with all this cold, I am going to NEED at least a couple maternity sweaters (I originally thought with December DD I could get away with cardigans over T-shirts, etc).  I couldn't justify spending $150 to get a couple sweaters from one of the maternity stores, so I broke down and ordered a few shitty sweaters from Walmart last week.  I opted for expedited shipping, guaranteed by yesterday, so I would have the stuff before I leave town tomorrow to visit my family for the whole weekend (through Sunday).  Nothing arrived yesterday.  There have been no tracking updates since Monday at 2am.  There isn't even an estimated delivery date.  I hate Walmart now more than ever.  I want to punch someone in the face.
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  • abenson3abenson3 member
    WTF baby girl. Heads down the whole time and now you decide to flip and go breech! Let's do some acrobatics and flip back over!
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    GRRRRR, wtf Walmart update--got a response from customer service:

    "We understand you paid expedite shipping on your order and have not received it. Unfortunately, the order was lost in transit."

    Well fucking great, thanks a lot.  They offered me a refund, but that doesn't help me have something to wear that fits and it warm enough this weekend.  I suppose I could attempt to fight the crowds to buy something in stores, but that just seems like a really bad idea at 35 weeks preggo....I responded by asking them to overnight the order to my parents' house where I'll be staying Thurs-Sunday.  We'll see whether they agree.
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    mgk207 said:
    Less of a WTF, more of a "what was I thinking?" Agreeing to make red sauce and meatballs for my Italian in-laws, when I have, in fact, NEVER made either. Cross your fingers for me!
    Google "Kraft meatball recipe" and click on the link that says "the best meatballs recipe" (I would have linked it but for some reason it's not opening up for me). It's the best meatball recipe, and incredibly easy. It's not the "traditional" way to make meatballs, but my half-Italian husband loves them, so there is that...
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  • mgk207mgk207 member
    norweigan said:
    mgk207 said:
    Less of a WTF, more of a "what was I thinking?" Agreeing to make red sauce and meatballs for my Italian in-laws, when I have, in fact, NEVER made either. Cross your fingers for me!
    Google "Kraft meatball recipe" and click on the link that says "the best meatballs recipe" (I would have linked it but for some reason it's not opening up for me). It's the best meatball recipe, and incredibly easy. It's not the "traditional" way to make meatballs, but my half-Italian husband loves them, so there is that...

    I'll check it out, thanks!
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  • rozANDbenSINCE2001rozANDbenSINCE2001 member
    WTF husband? (There are a lot those today, huh?) Your dog starts clanging his water bowl around at 6 in the morning and you claim you didn't hear it, so I trudge my giant pregnant self downstairs to refill him. Then, you take the garbage out, but you DON'T put a new bag in?! Grrr...
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  • gmeyer1019gmeyer1019 member
    stormygrace said:

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    efgallarday said:

    WTF, stretch marks? You decide to show up when I have 3 weeks left. I hate you.  X(

    Me too. Three on each side. At least they match.
    I'm jealous of you ladies. I have tiger stripes that showed up around 27 weeks.
    Seriously I have like flames shooting up my stomach. If they weren't stretch marks they'd be kinda awesome, but I hate how much I've stretched.
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  • Heidig14Heidig14 member
    Wtf desk. Why do you have to get in the way of my belly. I can hardly reach my keyboard because my belly gets in the way. And when my desk hits my belly and gets pissed and kicks it.
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  • efgallardayefgallarday member
    Heidig14 said:
    Wtf desk. Why do you have to get in the way of my belly. I can hardly reach my keyboard because my belly gets in the way. And when my desk hits my belly and gets pissed and kicks it.
    Omg, I keep hitting my belly on restaurant tables... It's hilarious to my husband, of course.
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    Kmm1023 said:

    Also this sounds bitchy but wow do ppl come out of the woodwork to announce their babies! I will totally love tit your super cute baby but who the hell are you? It makes me want to double love the posts of those I recognize!

    HDBD is usually a parade of unfamiliar names/faces/bumps too. ;)

    I don't even go in there half the time I don't post cause I am lazy like that and taking a picture is more effort then I can muster ;)
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  • twoandthroughtwoandthrough member
    WTF husband? I know you are overseas and you miss us. I also know that you are more than capable of figuring out the time difference between where you are and where we are. Why would you call when you know I'm asleep and scare the crap out of me? This made it impossible to get back to sleep and I tossed and turned all night. I love you but right now I love sleep more.
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  • twoandthroughtwoandthrough member
    edited November 2014
    Also WTF Hallmark channel? Instead of my nightly dose of Golden Girls, you have been playing cheesy Christmas movies since Halloween. This is getting old and I need my GG.
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  • kelsz12kelsz12 member
    WTF doctor...she basically gave me a full on membrane sweep when I went in and got checked today!
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    misskilljoy said:

    @chelseavranich - Wait, how does you leaving your clothes on the floor lead to spiders? I mean, maybe if you were complaining about spiders IN your clothes that you left on the floor, I could see it... but spider in the bathroom seems TOTALLY unrelated to you leaving clothes on the floor? XD

    I'm so glad in not the only one who thought this! Lmfao

    I'm completely embarrassed because this morning around 4:30am I thought my water broke, NOPE!!!! LO moved just right and made me wee a little. At first I obviously had no idea what was going on so I woke DH up in a mild panic.... DH responds with this... "You got it on the bed..... I hope it's pee, but you got in on the bed.."

    Thank you SOOOO much for being worried about the bed. -__-
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  • CandEChicagoCandEChicago member
    edited November 2014
    kelsz12 said:

    WTF doctor...she basically gave me a full on membrane sweep when I went in and got checked today!

    If you didn't want one then why did you consent? Or am I missing something?


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    Wtf. I'm irrationally angry at DH for moving to the guest room last night because I was snoring too loud. Whoops.
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    WTF gas pains?! You've been plaguing me since I woke up, and you're so bad that I keep thinking I'm starting contractions. 

    Also, I just feel super ornery today. Bleh.
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    Wtf FIL, you have talk radio on constantly in the background, you start playing a video on your laptop, all while MIL, DH, and I are sitting right there trying to have a conversation. I escaped to the living room but can't evade the noise. I slept maybe 3 hrs last night amidst a slew of nightmares and my noise sensitivity is at an all-time peak during pregnancy already. Sigh. DH came in to watch soccer. I guess I'll haul my pregnant ass upstairs. It's going to be a long weekend.
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  • LovesBooksLovesBooks member
    I went to visit the doctor at their other office this morning and found you have to pay to park. Apparently I found this insane and yelled at the parking attendant and then the security guard. And then proceeded to cry for the next two hours. My blood pressure obviously spiked from its norm and now I feel dumb. Those poor garage employees. But WTF emotions for refusing to stop the tears? I literally did the deep breathing exercises they showed me in birthing class this past weekend to get myself to calm down.

    I live in the city. Paying to park is normal. I have no idea what got into me. And my argument? I couldn't afford the $4, while I had a cup of starbucks coffee in my cup holder...
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  • AlwaysForgetful AlwaysForgetful member
    WTF #4! YEs, let's cry, call names, lay down on the OB floor, and in general yell at mama all day. :-/ I love you and you are entitled to bad days too. Today was just not the day. Sorry not sorry that you didn't get a Happy Meal when the others did. At least you still got a burger and fries.... which you dumped all over the floor because you were mad. Sorry you are hungry, your choices are banana or apples. Is there any chance you need a nap?

    SO, I am just shy of 39 weeks pregnant, took 5 kids 7 and under to an OB appt.(Who forgot we were there!!!!)  THEN I went shopping because you have a stick up your butt and demanded I do it today.... for NEXT WEEK while we are gone. Umm... I have been out plenty of times on Black Friday and I know when the dead times are. I was planning on going then. I hope you now enjoy me not only spending $60-70 more than planned, but also buying us dinner because I am in a lot of pain. 

    WTF boobs! GROW! I have never had you shrink like this.. and then in the last 5 weeks of pregnancy you shrink more. Umm, you have it backwards. You need to EXPAND. Why do you let me down now?
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    stormygrace said:
    I wish I had your boob problems....
    I know, I suck with the complaining.... I am use to them being DD by now. Then D later. No.... I am back to a small C. Maybe a larger B. I have not been a C (small C) since before I got pregnant with #1. Not that I enjoy having DD. I feel bad for those with ones that large or larger. I am just depressed with the further decrease.

    See the new pic of my kids? Don't they look so well behaved at the Dr. Office? Hahahaha That was just for a moment.
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