I don't know what to say anymore. Please please get your stuff together or I am not sure what is going to happen. I realize that times are tough but I seriously don't need to be a single mom with two kids, one of them being you.
-Your just-about-had-it mom/spouse
J boo boo,
Thank you for sleeping 9pm-5am. We so all needed that!
Your grateful mama
Dear MIL,
Please stop treating me like I am the wicked witch of the west. I am not mean to your poor baby of a son, I am not preventing you from seeing your grandson, and I am honestly trying to play as nice as possible on what little sleep I get.
Your son has not gotten up to tend to the baby in 6 months; J wakes up 3-6 times a night so shut it! He is continuously demonstrating that he wants to be a playmate, not a parent. And oh, about that "standing offer for baby sitting"...how about you actually not tell me that you have plays and concerts to go to for the next three months and then be all butt hurt when I don't feel like you are "available".
-Your single mother of a DIL
Dear mom,
Thank you and I am sorry we have been imposing on you. I will eventually go back home.
-Sad and tired but grateful daughter
Dear work,
No love.
-Is all
Dear self,
You have been doing a good job and things will get better.
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