Silly DH moments

songbirdsinging55 · November 2014

Let's hear some silly DH stories! Anything with pregnancy or outside babies. Men can be so weird sometimes.

I caught DH singing a song to DS this morning. Here is what he was singing.

Good morning
Good morning
Would you like to eat some ham?
wait you can't
you're too small
to eat some ham

We don't even have ham.... lol. He said it was his good morning song.

theMadRadishes · November 2014

Dude came home drunk last night. I wasnt going to call him out. Honestly he probably needed it...and it was funny watching him try to act normal when he was all slurry and goofy.

smboswell1 · November 2014

When beckham was just a few days old he slept for 5 hours straight one night. When I was waking up, I role over and look at Parker and say, "Beckham slept for 5 hours." Parker turns around and goes, "good. Wait, is he still alive." Lol. So funny!

MrsC430 · November 2014

DH got the honor of "first poopy diaper change" for one of our twins in the hospital. Side note - it was the first time he'd ever changed a diaper. He immediately started gagging & had to run to the sink to dry heave. Lol

dr_pr · November 2014

Gabby latched onto H's boob when he was doing skin-to-skin when she was tiny. He was so embarrassed. I thought it was hilarious!

songbirdsinging55 · November 2014

dr_pr said:
Gabby latched onto H's boob when he was doing skin-to-skin when she was tiny. He was so embarrassed. I thought it was hilarious!

That is hilarious!

sweetbabyrahe · November 2014

DH was changing Eli and Eli peed all over and a little got on DH's shorts. DH was so disgusted and said "now I've got to take a shower." I laughed and told him I didn't have time to take a shower every time I got peed on.

Snuffy007 · November 2014

songbirdsinging55 said:
Let's hear some silly DH stories! Anything with pregnancy or outside babies. Men can be so weird sometimes.

I caught DH singing a song to DS this morning. Here is what he was singing.

Good morning
Good morning
Would you like to eat some ham?
wait you can't
you're too small
to eat some ham

We don't even have ham.... lol. He said it was his good morning song.

This is totally something H would do! I should start recording him...

smboswell1 · November 2014

Kllopez1221 said:
DH came up to me and says I know what it feels like to have Max feed off of you. I assumed Max went for the nipple while he was doing skin to skin. Nope. He leaned over to kiss him and Max started sucking on his nose...

Beckham does this to Parker!

songbirdsinging55 · November 2014

Kllopez1221 said:
DH came up to me and says I know what it feels like to have Max feed off of you. I assumed Max went for the nipple while he was doing skin to skin. Nope. He leaned over to kiss him and Max started sucking on his nose...

Adorable!

ssstephanie214 · November 2014

My fiance explains each sesame Street character's backstory as he is putting on the pampers swaddlers diapers. Just now he taped her up in a cookie monster diaper and told her that no she cannot have cookies but she can have milk in a minute.

uncharted01 · November 2014

I get really upset sometimes when I think about not breastfeeding LO - I'm exclusively pumping instead. The other day as I was having a pity part for myself my husband said to me, "Don't cry babe. It's almost time for you to pump and happy cows produce more milk!" Really, dude? :P