Care to share a funny story?

Re: Care to share a funny story?

• Scarlett260 member

  November 2014

  DF and I took one of our dogs with us to PetCo and she wanted to stare out the window while he paid. Something distracted her so she turned her head quickly and smacked her face off the metal divider between the windows! The cashier probably thinks I'm cruel for laughing, but she does stuff like that all the time. She's a rambunctious little goofball.
  
  She's also his behind me when we came across a chihuahua on one of our walks... That was pretty embarassing.

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• marigold32 member

  November 2014

  My son says hilarious things all the live long day, but I feel like others probably wouldn't find them as funny as we do. I love this age.

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• hillbillywife member

  November 2014

  @SharkFarts‌ I'm glad DS hasn't requested to sleep on the floor lol, ours are all hardwood with no rugs in sight. So funny. @Scarlett260‌ our dogs do silly stuff like that too! @mbm1983‌ how come daddy gets to be 6?! Lol. @marigold32‌ idk how old your son is but my 2.5 year old is the funniest person I know lol. Gotta love beginning talkers.

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• marigold32 member

  November 2014

  @hillbillywife‌ he is 2.5 as well!

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• abc829 member

  November 2014

  Right now I had the pleasure of watching this infomercial while watching friends https://youtu.be/p227z98e66Q
  I'm seriously giggling like a little girl.

  

  
  

  
  

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• abc829 member

  November 2014

  "Dump" reminds me of shit, so it's like shit cake and shit dinner. I dunno everytime I see the infomercial lately I laugh so hard.

  

  
  

  
  

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• redneckmomma25 member

  November 2014

  Dd turned to leave our bedroom and walked right into the door frame. It was hilarious. She just kept going like "I hope no one saw me!"

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• lexyraejay member

  November 2014

  My 19 month old is constantly doing a fake laughing sound. It seems like she is thoroughly amused by something, but her laugh is so affected! The funniest is when she walks around with a TV remote pretending to be on a phone call and blabs on and on inserting the fake laugh throughout. My DH and I make or receive less than 2 calls a day on average, so it's wild that she picks up on it so quickly.

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• OliveMom3 member

  November 2014

  DS is learning a few new words (he's 14 months old). His newest word is book, except it sounds like bitch. He comes running up to me with a book and eagerly says "bitch, bitch?!?" I keep trying to correct him but I don't want to discourage his attempts at speaking!

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• hillbillywife member

  November 2014

  @OliveMom3‌ gotta love that! DS really likes to say clock, not as fun in public when he's yelling out "COCK, cock!"

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• scarneae member

  November 2014

  I could tell stories for days about my niece. But as @marigold32‌ said they are funnier in person and hard to tell. My 15 mo old niece has been living with us and the joy and laughter that comes from having a child in the house is unreal. Makes me that much more excited for my LO.

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• kerimontanye member

  November 2014

  My 4 year old hugs or kisses her 3 year old sister, and my 3 year old says "Aw fucks", copying her sister who says "Aw shucks ".

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• dana1047 member

  November 2014

  hillbillywife said:

  I've been wanting to tell this story but didn't want to dig up the ransoms thread.
  
  So we have a bunch of chickens and rabbits, 7(ish) ducks, 2 dogs and 2 goats. I went outside to help DH feed everybody last night and our ultra friendly goat trotted out of the barn to say hi to me, but didn't see our mini Doxi lurking in the shadows. My dog scared the shit out of that goat. I swear she jumped like 6 feet away. I may or may not have peed a little laughing at her.
  
  Anyone have anything hysterical happen lately?

  
  I have rabbits too. I raise & show Lionheads. I'm jealous of your goats. I want goats so badly.
  

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• knlouis member

  November 2014

  Here are mine

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• marigold32 member

  November 2014

  @saltbox40, at 2.5, my son STILL pronounces it that way when he gets excited. It's super fun when we're out and he yells, "I wanna ride that big (truck), Mommy!". 

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• kitc101 member

  November 2014

  hillbillywife said:

  @OliveMom3‌ gotta love that! DS really likes to say clock, not as fun in public when he's yelling out "COCK, cock!"

  My friends' LO wishes people a, "happy dick day!" instead of, "happy birthday!" IT'S HILARIOUS

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  

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• sal3rnost member

  November 2014

  At brunch my friend's 2 yo son kept singing "all about that bass" in a low robotic tone. I could barely eat I was laughing so hard. Pretty sure Cheesecake Factory hated us.

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