Snap on your judgy pants and vote for which is the best piece of sleep deprived poetry!
Nothing to see here (double post) 7 votes
You smile but I know / There is poop everywhere / But in your diaper - pushgal84
Go the fuck to sleep / I am tired of this shit / Really, that's enough - crawford411
Middle of the night / I can't think straight anymore / Refrigerator - savagek7
Violently scratch / I think you are part badger / I should trim your nails - sabby2
H sleeps 8 hours / No one stuck to his nipples / Complains he's tired - victoria+james
In sweats, no makeup / Projectile vomit on me / Friday nights have changed - RC1014
Spit up in his mouth / Then sneezed in my direction / It's on my face now - narabug
She was sound asleep / Dog barks at nothing outside / Dog's days are numbered - rosalie12
You poop in your sleep / Then you scream while I change you / Just sleep in your poop - megsandjohn
SS - You missed the best one and I've written it below!
Re: Nothing to see here (double post)