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PreK Preggo Wisdom

mamaluzimamaluzi member
in November 2014 Moms
Heard from some hilarious PreK kiddos today and thought I'd share to lighten your day :)

Me: (seeing child eating meatballs for lunch) Ohhh, you have meatballs? I LOVE meatballs!
4 y/o girl: Well they're mine! You already have a giant meatball - in your belly!
Me: Haha, you're right! I bet this isn't a baby, but one giant meatball!
4 y/o girl: Yeah! You've got one giant meatball here *gestures to her belly,* and 2 smaller meatballs here and here *gestures to her chest.* You've already got 3 meatballs!
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Little boy: Mrs. (art teacher), why isn't your baby out yet?
Me: Well, I guess baby's not ready yet. Soon, though!
(I walk away and hear his friend talking to him behind me)
Little boy 2: Yeah, her baby should be coming out REALLY soon...look, she's getting real fat!

I love kids and I can't wait to have one. :-D
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Re: PreK Preggo Wisdom

  • Curlyfries851Curlyfries851 member
    Roflmao. LOVE kids at that age. I told my niece that she was touching baby's bum when she felt my belly and then she was convinced he farted on her hand lol
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  • meeshybeemeeshybee member
    Only kids can get away with stuff like that! DD1 (who is 7) had a good one a few days ago;

    DD1: Mom, are you sure there's not another baby in there?

    Me: Yes, I'm sure.

    DD1: Then why is your tummy still big?
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