Can I get a WTF Wednesday?

Jellybean707 · November 2014

Okay ladies I am in desperate need of a WTF Wednesday thread. Please join my rant if you would like!

WTF person in the cube next to me? You put in your ear buds in a effort to "be polite" as you call it and then proceed to sing loudly all day. I'd rather just listen to your music. This is why I try to be on the road as much as possible!

babyzap20 · November 2014

Wtf dtap shot!? I thought my arm would be a little bruised. No, I can't even raise it!

efujan · November 2014

WTF DH!?!? I tell you I'm exhausted & not feeling well (on top of vocally starting to worry about going into early labor again like we did with DS) & you think you need sexy time?! Stop acting all butthurt. You're just lucky I ignored you instead of hauling back & clocking you like I wanted to last night!!!

Jellybean707 · November 2014

Okay so this one is totally petty but... WTF vending machine? The price of a bottle of water went from $1.25 to $1.50. I only have $1.25 because that's what I thought I needed. Also, I refuse to pay $1.50!

Lanatir · November 2014

Middle of the road between just random and a WTF... So I'll put it here...

WTF, DD? I'm sitting at the computer and you climb into my lap and start rubbing my boobs and saying "I love you, boobies" and "Your boobies are so warm!"

Uhhh.... O_O

nlscroggins · November 2014

wtf MIL? why do you think it's ok to volunteer my house as a place for a family of 10+ people to come over to watch a football game, without even asking us, smack dab in the middle of holiday season and preparing for a baby to come? especially when none of this family (my husbands siblings and both sets of divorced and remarried parents) even like each other and you force these reunions all the time? UGH I don't need this right now! haha

luckylady18 · November 2014

WTF co-worker - why are you working out of this office again? You are so annoying and you're supposed to be at the other office and you haven't been there all week. I'm so over you.

Also, WTF weird misty fog? You made my hair all frizzy and that's not cool.

MusicFanatic · November 2014

WTF FB friend? I did notttttt need to see that picture.

2 year old learning to use the potty and poops and misses the potty and goes on your hard wood floors instead... and you take the picture of that and every time I open FB it's at the top because there's so many comments. I can't. Why?

X_X

luckylady18 · November 2014

MusicFanatic said:

WTF FB friend? I did notttttt need to see that picture.

2 year old learning to use the potty and poops and misses the potty and goes on your hard wood floors instead... and you take the picture of that and every time I open FB it's at the top because there's so many comments. I can't. Why?
X_X

That's so gross. I had a fb friend once describe the kid's poop. Seriously dude, not appropriate.

susannahbrynn · November 2014

efujan said:

WTF DH!?!? I tell you I'm exhausted & not feeling well (on top of vocally starting to worry about going into early labor again like we did with DS) & you think you need sexy time?! Stop acting all butthurt. You're just lucky I ignored you instead of hauling back & clocking you like I wanted to last night!!!

I'm having the opposite problem. DH is a freaked out FTP (he worries about my health, the baby, me being tired, etc.) and won't touch me except when I practically beg. It's really starting to mess with my self-esteem and confidence in my preggo body. I would trade you on this problem any day. (Not trading my DH, though. I like him.)

pleirey · November 2014

I know I mentioned this in today's Randoms thread, but:

WTF FI?! Why would you wait until AFTER you drop DS off at school in 37 degree weather without his coat to call and ask me if I had gotten his coat out for him today?! Logic and reason would tell you that if I was wearing my coat from the coat closet when I kissed you goodbye this morning that, yes, I had also gotten DS's coat and hat from the closet.

shannjohnston · November 2014

WTF random pelvic pain.

If you're going to be gas, then move it along already. If you're going to be contractions, just settle the fuck down. If you're round ligament pain from yet another growth spurt, start stretching yourself out. YOU DO NOT GET TO BE ALL THREE AT ONCE.

efujan · November 2014

@MusicFanatic - maybe you can change your timeline to most recent instead of top stories so it gets off the top of your feed . . . or just hide the friend??? I'd be really grossed out by that, too!!!

liladelphia215 · November 2014

MusicFanatic said:

WTF FB friend? I did notttttt need to see that picture.

2 year old learning to use the potty and poops and misses the potty and goes on your hard wood floors instead... and you take the picture of that and every time I open FB it's at the top because there's so many comments. I can't. Why?
X_X

I had a FB friend post something similar.. like her son popped a squat in her hallway and pooped and she took a pic and put it on FB. That's one of the many instances the "I don't want to see this" button comes in handy!

ShuShubee · November 2014

liladelphia215 said:

MusicFanatic said:

WTF FB friend? I did notttttt need to see that picture.

2 year old learning to use the potty and poops and misses the potty and goes on your hard wood floors instead... and you take the picture of that and every time I open FB it's at the top because there's so many comments. I can't. Why?
X_X

I had a FB friend post something similar.. like her son popped a squat in her hallway and pooped and she took a pic and put it on FB. That's one of the many instances the "I don't want to see this" button comes in handy!

I had a friend do this on FB too. It is STFU Parents territory.

MusicFanatic · November 2014

ExcitedMama2 said:

MusicFanatic said:

WTF FB friend? I did notttttt need to see that picture.

2 year old learning to use the potty and poops and misses the potty and goes on your hard wood floors instead... and you take the picture of that and every time I open FB it's at the top because there's so many comments. I can't. Why?
X_X

Note to self: @musicfanatic does not want to see poopy diaper pics after Patrick is born...even if I have *questions* on the color/consistency/size.

On the FB thing -- I hate it when people put potty training pics up! Poor kids. It annoys me in the same way as the "gender ultrasound" pics.

@ExcitedMama2- please no. I don't want to have to unfriend you

(I wouldn't, anyway, I promise). It's the first time she's ever posted something like that so I can ignore it. It's just freaking nasty.

shannjohnston · November 2014

MrsDigger10 said:

@musicfanatic Poop pictures are not ok. I would unfollow that person!

WTF self? Why can't you decide what to eat for lunch. I have a whole grocery store next door and I nothing sounds good. And my prepped meal definitely sounds gross.

I hate meals/days like that. I'll have planned an awesome stew or casserole, and my stomach grumbles, "but all I want are Milk Duds."

Maebb · November 2014

WTF, self! I got all the way to my car (a 5-10 minute walk from the office) and then realized that I forgot my car keys. Why?!

MusicFanatic · November 2014

ExcitedMama2 said:

MusicFanatic said:

ExcitedMama2 said:

MusicFanatic said:

WTF FB friend? I did notttttt need to see that picture.

2 year old learning to use the potty and poops and misses the potty and goes on your hard wood floors instead... and you take the picture of that and every time I open FB it's at the top because there's so many comments. I can't. Why?
X_X

Note to self: @musicfanatic does not want to see poopy diaper pics after Patrick is born...even if I have *questions* on the color/consistency/size.

On the FB thing -- I hate it when people put potty training pics up! Poor kids. It annoys me in the same way as the "gender ultrasound" pics.

@ExcitedMama2- please no. I don't want to have to unfriend you (I wouldn't, anyway, I promise). It's the first time she's ever posted something like that so I can ignore it. It's just freaking nasty.

I won't be even taking any pics of poop, let alone posting it, no worries

And you better not unfriend me! I need to educate Miss Zoe on the true facts of sprinkles before you ruin her poor little taste buds!

NOW I will unfriend you

luckylady18 · November 2014

WTF Self...Why are you eating something that you know is going to not only give you a stomach ache, but also heartburn?

Lanatir · November 2014

Ok, I have a REAL WTF now...

I talked with my dad today. He was noticeably upset, but originally kept denying it. I pried out of him that he was upset over the mail. He opened something addressed to "The Family of (my mom)." It was some asshole who wrote (summarized) "My condolences for your loss, perhaps you're interested in selling me your house for cash."

So PSA and WTF that there are people so low as to hunt through the obituaries, I would guess then search the name in public land records (the house was in both parents' names) and send their relatives "We see you're alone in your house, sell it to me" solicitations.

peggels24 · November 2014

@lanatir ((Hugs)) Your poor dad. It's so unfortunate that they do this - it's awful!

Reiden · November 2014

Okay, so I didn't think I'd be participating in a WTF Weds, but apparently I was wrong o_o;

WTF, people? Why are you burning your shit in the landfill next to our house? There's woods 20 ft from your 10ft bonfire, and the fire's less than 200ft from our house. What the hell are you doing???

Also, is that even legal?

luckylady18 · November 2014

@lanatir that's disgusting. I'm so sorry that happened.

aremac · November 2014

WTF work? I've been waiting on a new contract since the end of summer, I'm supposed to job transition next month and now I'm finding out that they may not have secured funding for the position?!

I have a contingency plan - but the company doesn't and I don't want it to seem like I'm the one who's screwing everyone else over.

luckylady18 · November 2014

WTF people. We legitimately got a "I'm going to be sick next week" line. Ahhhhh....

luckylady18 · November 2014

And another:

WTF pregnancy brain. My mom was going to Costco yesterday and called me to ask if I wanted anything -I couldn't for the life of me think of what I wanted from there. Just popped into my head that I wanted almond milk. Damn. A day late.

britb618 · November 2014

@lanatir, that is horrible. So sorry. and on your daughters comment, i was changing yesterday and my dd and husband were in bed lounging, the second my shirt comes off she screams "boobies" lol. seriously? where does she learn this stuff?!

sunnysunsun · November 2014

WTF body!?! I'm sitting waiting for class to start and you're uncontrollably itchy!! I seriously want to cry

honeybeee3 · November 2014

WTF pants and underwear?! Underwear keeps going up (hello,wedgie!) and pants keep going down. Ugh. Between the two, I am so F'ing uncomfortable.

JessHy2012 · November 2014

WTF...when did pooping become a workout?

NatureLovers · November 2014

Speaking of pooping, WTF did I go from awful constipation to going 2-3 times a day? I'll wake up out of a sound sleep just to poop!

sfgiantsgamerbabe · November 2014

wtf neighbor...why in the world would you park in front of our mailbox? Do you not know we have a pissy mailman who will not get out of his truck? The street is practically empty yet you choose to park in front of our mailbox. Seriously?

raveness · November 2014

WTF damn cat. Why, oh why, do you decide to get sick all over the carpet, twice, the exact day we run out of paper towels and carpet spot cleaner!! Seriously, worst timing ever!

marvan5 · November 2014

WTF medical center! You should be specific when scheduling appointments whether it's at your Town A or Town B campus!!!! I missed my gestational diabetes meeting today because when I called to confirm which part of the center it would be in, no one picked up the phone so I assumed it was at the main campus...

Now I get to miss a day of babysitting our cousin's baby for another appointment. Lesson: Always ask where any sort of appointment is located, ugh.

lilouboo2 · November 2014

WTF lady sitting next to me in the train, the book you are reading is not an appropriate cover for the germs you are spreading with your constant cough.

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