TMI Tuesday

mander82 · November 2014

bring on the nasty!

mander82 · November 2014

Dr did a membrane sweep for me yesterday morning. Felt crampy yesterday. Woke up this morning, went to pee, and a big ole glob of you know what was hanging out on my panty liner. I have never been so excited to see something so nasty. I know it doesn't mean much, but it's SOMETHING and I will take it!!!

mslynn2012 · November 2014

@mander82
You took mine! Yay nastiness!!!

mander82 · November 2014

It gives me so many warm and fuzzies to know you guys understand how exciting my TMI is!!! $:\$ ">

songbirdsinging55 · November 2014

SarahMaureenF said:
Ok I have two this week. I should have posted this one last week but wasn't bumping much. For those who didn't read Arden's birth story, I pushed for 4 hours and ended up w/ a c-section. In the last half hr of pushing, an a midwife who annoyed me came in and made me re-try all these positions that I had tried (they were trying to get him to rotate) and had been unsuccessful. The last thing she wanted me to do was to try getting on all fours and push that way (ass facing room).

Now, I was never scared of pooping while pushing--I know it's common. But when I rolled over to get on my hands and knees it must have relieved some pressure. During the first contraction/push I had in that position, I let literally THE LOUDEST, LONGEST fart of my life--right into the face of at least 4 medical staff members, and my husband. I don't get embarrassed by bodily functions normally, but I was MORTIFIED. I kept apologizing. Second round, same thing happened. It was then that I decided that all that position was going to produce was a gas baby.

My husband and I still giggle about this daily. I told him I should have shot across the room after that!

I literally laughed out loud at this! During pushing, I kept apologizing because I would occasionally let out a loud fart. It would just happen then I would ask if I pooped lol. Somehow I did not.

songbirdsinging55 · November 2014

My TMI is that I accidentally felt one of the stitches after attempting to pat instead of wipe after a BM. I also thought I stopped bleeding completely. It was a trick :-( still going. I got so many pairs of mesh panties and packs of pads before we left the hospital. Yay for freebies!

Curlyfries851 · November 2014

mander82 said:
Dr did a membrane sweep for me yesterday morning. Felt crampy yesterday. Woke up this morning, went to pee, and a big ole glob of you know what was hanging out on my panty liner. I have never been so excited to see something so nasty. I know it doesn't mean much, but it's SOMETHING and I will take it!!!

I can one up you, lol. I've been losing little bits of mine since Sunday. Got outta the shower today and sat on the bed to put on my underwear and left a little bit of treasure right On the sheet. Yuck. Lol. Bright side? Yes, indeed losing it is a step closer to babies! Congrats! Lol

audreym0824 · November 2014

mander82 said:
Dr did a membrane sweep for me yesterday morning. Felt crampy yesterday. Woke up this morning, went to pee, and a big ole glob of you know what was hanging out on my panty liner. I have never been so excited to see something so nasty. I know it doesn't mean much, but it's SOMETHING and I will take it!!!

I can relate! Haven't had a membrane sweep but at the last doctor's appointment, doc said he expected baby to arrive ahead of schedule so of course, I'm obsessing over every sign and symptom. Been waking up to go to the bathroom for the past two days to find a surprise on my panty liner. The end is near! (Or crossing my fingers that it is!)

NunyaBennis · November 2014

New level of IDGAF... During a MOTN feeding & diaper change, poop was squirted into my hair. I wiped it off as best as I could in the dark with a wet wipe, but began wondering if I got it all or not. My moment was when I realized IDGAF if I didn't. I mean, what was I going to do about it? Take a shower at 3:00 a.m.? Pfft! Riiiiiiight. Good night, baby.
So here it is at 10:30 & still no shower yet. But my hair has graduated to a ponytail! Aaaaaand I just had an arm against the wall, toilet-clogging, iron supplemented, anus-tearing, hemi-rupturing poop while I typed this - and it was GLORIOUS.
Happy Tuesday Everyone!

mommymeg143 · November 2014

I'm soooooooo jealous of you ladies who lost your mucus plug!! I have an outside baby and never saw mine.

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@SarahMaureenF‌...that is the best thing I have ever heard!!!! Hahahaha!!!

I'm two weeks out today and decided this morning would be the morning that I put my peri bottle down and wipe instead of pat for the first time. I succeeded!!! I wiped y'all!!!

CarrieAnne09 · November 2014

@mander82‌ - so jealous!!! Who ever thought I'd be wishing for that.

I've been part of team H for a while. But I got them under control so I didn't have much pain and they weren't humongous. Yesterday I was super constipated and while I tried to be super careful - clearly I wasn't enough. Bam - painful and nasty again.

booo

MuchlyGen · November 2014

I think my husband is about as anxious as I am to have this baby. Last night he ordered this pizza with eggplant on it and a pineapple pizza with jalapeños. He gave me a shoulder and leg/foot massage, focusing on pressure points that a massage therapist friend showed him. And when we went to bed asked if he could do nipple stimulation. LOL, yeah, ok.

Except this morning my nips are sore. Overzealous, fella. Overzealous.

We also has sex, plus EPO capsules, so I have all sorts of fun stuff leaking out of me right now... and I'm just wishing it was bloody mucous.

Oh man, what pregnancy does to us.

mander82 · November 2014

NunyaBennis said:

New level of IDGAF... During a MOTN feeding & diaper change, poop was squirted into my hair. I wiped it off as best as I could in the dark with a wet wipe, but began wondering if I got it all or not. My moment was when I realized IDGAF if I didn't. I mean, what was I going to do about it? Take a shower at 3:00 a.m.? Pfft! Riiiiiiight. Good night, baby. So here it is at 10:30 & still no shower yet. But my hair has graduated to a ponytail! Aaaaaand I just had an arm against the wall, toilet-clogging, iron supplemented, anus-tearing, hemi-rupturing poop while I typed this - and it was GLORIOUS. Happy Tuesday Everyone!

LMAO!!!! I LOVE this! ha ha ha ha ha!! Well....not the anus-tearing poop.....ha ha...thats funny, but I love the baby poop in your hair story! My office mate probably thinks I am nuts sitting here laughing at my computer!

howin23 · November 2014

The varicose veins on the back of my right knee have gotten so bad that it looks like someone hit me with a sledge hammer. How did I just notice these?!

mommymeg143 · November 2014

NunyaBennis said:
New level of IDGAF... During a MOTN feeding & diaper change, poop was squirted into my hair. I wiped it off as best as I could in the dark with a wet wipe, but began wondering if I got it all or not. My moment was when I realized IDGAF if I didn't. I mean, what was I going to do about it? Take a shower at 3:00 a.m.? Pfft! Riiiiiiight. Good night, baby.
So here it is at 10:30 & still no shower yet. But my hair has graduated to a ponytail! Aaaaaand I just had an arm against the wall, toilet-clogging, iron supplemented, anus-tearing, hemi-rupturing poop while I typed this - and it was GLORIOUS.
Happy Tuesday Everyone!

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Let me know when you wash your hair...if it makes it shinier, healthier, or adds more volume, I'm going to try it.

wallygirl · November 2014

I hardly ever participate in these and honestly can't come up with anything I deem worthy. I just wanted to say this might be one of the best tmi threads I've ever read

CarrieAnne09 · November 2014

NunyaBennis said:
New level of IDGAF... During a MOTN feeding & diaper change, poop was squirted into my hair. I wiped it off as best as I could in the dark with a wet wipe, but began wondering if I got it all or not. My moment was when I realized IDGAF if I didn't. I mean, what was I going to do about it? Take a shower at 3:00 a.m.? Pfft! Riiiiiiight. Good night, baby.
So here it is at 10:30 & still no shower yet. But my hair has graduated to a ponytail! Aaaaaand I just had an arm against the wall, toilet-clogging, iron supplemented, anus-tearing, hemi-rupturing poop while I typed this - and it was GLORIOUS.
Happy Tuesday Everyone!

Probably the best tmi I've read in a while. And I can see this being me in the middle of the night.

smboswell1 · November 2014

I am still losing so much blood. It has to stop. I also can't feel myself poop. So when I do poop, I'm surprised at how much comes out...

SarahHeck · November 2014

I pooped when I was in labor with DD. I was in tears and apologized to everyone. In hindsight, I'm glad I poo'ed! It's embarassing, but not uncommon and I had such a hard time pooing after. I can only imagine how miserable I would have been after baby if I hadn't cleaned myself out then Haha

kjmommy1214 · November 2014

I pooped while pushing with DD1. No one flinched or said a word. I told DH after the fact. I couldn't have cared less. It happens. The best part is that MIL was holding my right leg and got to witness it all. At the time she was a L&D nurse, she knew exactly what to expect.

Kehlepop · November 2014

My boobs leak constantly! I recently tried a different breast pad - big mistake! In the middle of lunch with a friend, I felt warm dripping on my lap, I looked down and the front of my sweater was soaked! The pads had shifted and somehow, my nipples ended up outside my bra. Thank goodness my sweater was navy, I don't think my friend noticed how wet I actually was!

BridgetThoams · November 2014

This may be the funniest tmi thread yet! DS is asleep on my chest and is bouncing around as I laugh! Feel kinda bad!
Here's my tmi! So I was patting dry after going pee and all of a sudden I felt something heavy and wet in my hand, I looked down and had a golf ball sized blood clot in my hand! I screamed and threw it in the toilet lol!

NunyaBennis · November 2014

@mommymeg143 I finally took a shower this afternoon and I'll be honest, my hair does look pretty fabulous... but I'm going to wager it's because it's the first time I've washed it two days in a row in a long time more so than the baby poo rinse!

JNU76 · November 2014

How in the world could somebody NOT poop during delivery? With all that bearing down and pushing? I wish they would just present that as something to expect so that we didn't have to feel embarrassed about it.

Curlyfries851 · November 2014

lovebuggies1 said:
I finally googled pics of a mucus plug to compare what I had experienced! And I didn't vomit from looking!! lol

Haha I definitely made my husband google it first to tell me if I could handle it lol. It was gross but I've DEF looked at grosser shit online lol.

snarkylibrarian · November 2014

Made it in time for my TMI: I was told by my midwife that I should be having intercourse regularly to soften up the cervix and DH and I never can figure out how to make it work comfortably. Today, we tried again...so many different positions and nothing works except doggystyle which does nothing for either of us and makes it hard for him to finish. We ended up giving up on intercourse altogether again and went back to doing what we like (manual/oral). I am now looking forward to my midwife bitching me out tomorrow for not trying. UGHHHH. Last week, she said that "your cervix is a tight as a fist....haven't you been having sex like I told you?" And then told me if I can't get him to ejaculate there I should use a turkey baster. Ummmm no thanks!

silverwings72 · November 2014

@snarkylibrarian‌ - bahahahahahahaaaa! I love it! Best TMI Tuesday ever!

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