You listen to the soundtrack of Aladdin on your run because you promised your kid you'd have the lyrics to "Friend Like Me" and "One Jump" memorized when he woke up from his nap.
@coffeeismylyfe that is so funny, Lo is the opposite. He will waddle over to me and look all sad, grab his crotch and say, "poooo. I poooo" He looks so disappointed in himself, it's so pathetic!
@coffeeismylyfe that is so funny, Lo is the opposite. He will waddle over to me and look all sad, grab his crotch and say, "poooo. I poooo" He looks so disappointed in himself, it's so pathetic!
When my friends' son startred doing this they went ahead and started pt. Maybe your's is ready to think about it?
I cannot wrap my head around going down this road! Baby for lyfe!
Ah @34blondie reminded me of another one. When you run a marathon and pee your pants the entire time. And you know people can tell. And you don't give a fuck anymore. And you actually think, eh, my body's been through worse.
When you know all the words to theme songs of bubble guppies, Mickey mouse clubhouse, Jake and the neverland pirates, wallykazam, paw patrol, and many many more.
Re: You know you're a mom when ...
DS born 6/2013
LO: Snacks, diapers, wipes, water bottle, board book, toy keys, little people, megablok.
Me: wallet, phone, cough drops, lip gloss.
@coffeeismylyfe that is so funny, Lo is the opposite. He will waddle over to me and look all sad, grab his crotch and say, "poooo. I poooo" He looks so disappointed in himself, it's so pathetic!
You pick your kids nose to pull a dried booger that's hanging out and they don't seem bothered by it at all.
On a weekly basis you feel like you've earned some sort of medal or trophy, but realize that no one else cares.