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• musicalsilver member

  November 2014

  ... catching vomit in your hand is no big deal when you're trying to calm down your freaking out/crying/vomiting LO.

  
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• lioness13 member

  November 2014

  coffeeismylyfe said:

  ...you're used to someone lying about the status of their bowel movements.
  
  Me: *sniff* did you poop?
  DS: no.
  Me: I smell it...are you sure?
  DS: no poop!
  Checks...big ole poop. Every time.

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• lioness13 member

  November 2014

  When you keep a ziploc bag full of goldfish in your purse for emergencies.

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• Cricket81 member

  November 2014

  More things in your purse belong to LO than to you.
  
  LO: Snacks, diapers, wipes, water bottle, board book, toy keys, little people, megablok.
  
  Me: wallet, phone, cough drops, lip gloss.

  

  

  
  

  
  

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• needanustart member

  November 2014

  You listen to the soundtrack of Aladdin on your run because you promised your kid you'd have the lyrics to "Friend Like Me" and "One Jump" memorized when he woke up from his nap.

  

   

  

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• needanustart member

  November 2014

  @coffeeismylyfe that is so funny, Lo is the opposite. He will waddle over to me and look all sad, grab his crotch and say, "poooo. I poooo" He looks so disappointed in himself, it's so pathetic!
  

  

   

  

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• needanustart member

  November 2014

  coffeeismylyfe said:

  calikat80 said:

  @coffeeismylyfe that is so funny, Lo is the opposite. He will waddle over to me and look all sad, grab his crotch and say, "poooo. I poooo" He looks so disappointed in himself, it's so pathetic!
  

  When my friends' son startred doing this they went ahead and started pt. Maybe your's is ready to think about it?

  I cannot wrap my head around going down this road! Baby for lyfe!

  

   

  

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• cynthia2007 member

  November 2014

  Definitely the emergency snacks and toy in the purse...
  
  You pick your kids nose to pull a dried booger that's hanging out and they don't seem bothered by it at all.

  

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• needanustart member

  November 2014

  Ah @34blondie‌ reminded me of another one. When you run a marathon and pee your pants the entire time. And you know people can tell. And you don't give a fuck anymore. And you actually think, eh, my body's been through worse.

  

   

  

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• bumpuser7846882 member

  November 2014

  Same here. Benjamin is far better dressed than me or DH.
  
  On a weekly basis you feel like you've earned some sort of medal or trophy, but realize that no one else cares.

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• ColieAnn31 member

  November 2014

  When you feel so accomplished that you finally got the huge booger out of your kids nose after they fought you tooth and nail.

   

  
  

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• ColieAnn31 member

  November 2014

  When you know all the words to theme songs of bubble guppies, Mickey mouse clubhouse, Jake and the neverland pirates, wallykazam, paw patrol, and many many more.

   

  
  

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