July 2014 Moms

WTF Wednesday 11/5

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So, Facebook will allow stills from pron movies but won't allow my friend to upload the only photo she has of her daughter being breastfed because it's indecent. I've seen the photo, it's the back of a baby and just the merest hint of cleavage. WTF, society, WTF?

Re: WTF Wednesday 11/5

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  • Wtf chilDren? Why won't you do your homework? Why must I tell you 1000 times to do it?!? You could've been done an hour ago! But you're stillnon your first question!
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  • darkangel42darkangel42 member
    edited November 2014
    @darkangel03‌ I second your wtf: my company recently changes it's shoes policy ... Open toe anything and heals without "substantial surface area" are no longer allowed ... They said it was a safety thing ... Then I heard it suggested that part of the motivation was that high heels were too distracting... For the men... WTF Might as well add chastity belts to the dress code. So yeah, WTF society? ... Why are you so afraid of boobs and vaginas?
    How is that the women-folk's problem?! If the men have issues concentrating, get them some of those blinkers like horses wear to make them look ahead.


    Also WTF anywhere that sells candy. Pre-halloween, everywhere has the bags of small candies. I ordered a large bag of small candies on Nov 1st (still full price, not amused) and now apparently all bags of small candies in the entire of New England are out of stock. Some of us have kids with November birthdays who are having a pinata, I need small candies and don't want to drive to CT to get them!

    Edit/update: I found some candy, Walmart had some but they'd moved it because who needs reasons?
  • WTC pms? WHAT THE CRAP?! You freakin' hurt!


        




     

  • WTF DH?

    You make a comment about how we are "doing really good on time" this morning. So, in an effort to make my morning a little less stressful I prepared my water and coffee before taking the baby from you. In that time DS managed to spit up all over himself requiring a clothing change which you then become a giant grumpy douche about. It happens. At least it happened on a morning we weren't running late.

    Oh, and to then try to blame it on me getting my drinks ready because "it's better for your morning to be easier than mine I guess" is a dick move.
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  • WTF period! It's your first month back, and you are heavier than you've ever been. Tampon and a pad at all times?!? Ugh!


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  • Wtf baby! Why are you boycotting naps!? I tried everything this morning. Crib, pack n play, bouncy chair, swing, my arms and he just wouldn't go to sleep. I really hope this isn't a glimpse of the 4 month sleep regression!

    Wtf period! My first two pp weren't that bad. Light bleeding and minimAl cramping. This third one is so heavy with cramps, and it's making me ragey. Also just annoyed that I got it so soon pp while EBF.

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  • WTF local election! You voters chose the most inexperienced, extreme candidate who will now be my boss. What a sad day!


    WTF 4 month sleep regression! I feel like it's pointless for me to even try to sleep.....

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  • WTF dh? You are home this morning/early afternoon from work because you switched shifts. I was really looking forward to you being around but so far you are just making life difficult. You are disrupting our routine and making a huge mess. Every where you go you make a mess. Also is nap time the best time to go into the nursery and set up the new monitor? I'm really happy you are doing it but you've kept a tired baby awake for over an hour...come on....
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  • Wtf boobs. You've been awesome the past month, now you give me hardly enough milk!

    Wtf DD. Waking and eating every hour is KILLING MEEEE.

    WTF DH I know you think its funny to try and wake DD when you get home in the MOTN, but seriously cut that shit out.
  • WTC self?! I freakin' burned the spaghetti sauce & meatballs to a crisp! Now I have noodles cooked & nothing to eat them with :'(


        




     

  • WTF self?  Are you getting a cold or just suffering from allergies for like the 3rd week in a row?  All this runny nose and sore throat business is annoying.  Either pick one, or better yet, just don't feel sick at all.  

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  • Skeemer said:
    WTC self?! I freakin' burned the spaghetti sauce & meatballs to a crisp! Now I have noodles cooked & nothing to eat them with :'(
    Butter or light EVOO and parm cheese.

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  • Wtf DS why are you waking up every hour to nurse. And DH why you being such a dick? I asked you to get up with the kids and nap while i was at play group, what do you do? Sleep in and make me get up and sleep while I'm at play group. You are getting up tomorrow for sure
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  • WTF Texas weather? I know we need the rain but it hasn't let up in two days and it's chilly out.

    WTF DD waking up last night. Took an hour to put her down and had to give her back her paci at 10:30, 11:30, 4:00?ish, and 6 am. No wonder I got a headache at 3 pm when I missed my coffee this morning.
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